I’m in the market for a new field assistant; current one’s a little slow

Let’s review some of the other applicants coming down the pike...

This applicant was eager to jump in, but not quite ready...

Impressive work history, but this applicant actually sucked.

Applicant popular among peers, but had a crappie attitude.

Next applicant: great interview, except for all the fowl language

Some late submissions; this individual was really dragon their feet turning in the application

Applicant seemed promising on paper, turned out to be a little cray

HR background check revealed this applicant was posting newt photos

*sigh*
Applicant was even SLOWER than my original field assistant. Also ate all the office plants.

Looking for a team player who can also think for themselves. This applicant simply toad the company line

So I’ve hired the individual (below) on a trial period. They’re the same size as my previous field assistant (above), really diving into the work so far!