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It’s time to vent, for every like ima post a confession
I tried to be funny one time and fart in a quiet room and I shitted myself, I was like 23
When y’all girlfriends be venting to me about you I be dirty macking like a mothafucka, you ain’t my mans idc
I piss in the sink in public restrooms
If all else fails and I’m down bad I’m finding me a white woman cause white women are easy to manipulate
I used to call 911 on Payphones, scream into the phone then hang up
I’ve robbed a prostitute before
I used to sell nicks of reggie to special ed kids for $15 and tell them it was loud
For some reason my dick always gets hard when I’m in church
I put pencil sharpener shavings in the fish tank in 10th grade and all the fish ended up dying
I’ve mentally fucked about 47 of my followers
I’ve physically fucked like 10 of my followers
Rondell Studivent if you’re reading this it was me that stole your Pokémon cards in summer camp back in the day
I dont like skinny women cause they all look like this to me
I remember when I was like 12 I accidentally saw my dads GF naked, I beat my dick to the thought of that for a good year and a half
I almost moved to New York wit this bitch just to get closer to another bitch, I’m truly devious
I tripped my grandfather once cause he turned my PS2 off while I was playing that shit
I caught this white dude at work stealing, told him ima tell if he don’t pay me, he paid me and I snitched anyway, I did it for Lil Saint
Bruh id smash a dike without hesitation
I’m proud of my cock, if you wanna see it just ask me
One day you gon see me on the news for some wild shit, just remember I was nice to you before you make judgment
I only got knocked the fuck out once in my life but the nigga that knocked me out is deceased so I feel like he won the battle but I won the war
The back of this album was the first thing I ever beat my dick to, this is why I’ll never ever slander Lil Kim no matter how nose jobs she gets
I give every woman I talk to the same nickname
