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a vampire who took a nap for 200 years and discovers they built an amusement park over his crypt.
A vampire doctor who uses their hypnotic powers and a taste of blood to accurately diagnose patients
A vampire who founded (and subsequently joined) a religion before they turned, where the symbol of faith is to throw money. Now the only way to repel them is to pelt them with bills and coins.
A vampire who lives in the deep ocean, because she doesn't need to breathe anyway and it's nice and dark there
A vampire who's mastered faking IDs due to looking eternally 17
A vampire who's hiding their vampirism from their family by blaming their nocturnal habits on working a night-shift job.
A vampire who's family keeps offering them solid foods with garlic because they "wouldn't even be able to tell!" and "(they) used to love garlic bread!" despite their insistence that they are restricted to a liquid diet.
A vampire who's partner carefully covers up crucifixes up ahead - not because they're dangerous to him, but because he just really doesn't like religion/religious symbols.
A vampire who turns into a leech instead of a bat and is very self-conscious about it until she meets a confident, badass were-leech.
a vampire who is fed up with constantly getting asked questions about ancient history because they've just been immortal for 4 years and the oldest artifact they can remember is an AOL CD.
A vampire who finds their old favourite shirt in a vintage store.
A vampire who gets criticised by her peers for being goth due to "stereotypes"
A vampire who, with joyous tears, realises that since the bite, their body has slowly been changing to reflect /their/ image of perfection rather than becoming 'conventionally attractive'.
A vampire who gets gilded fang caps and doesn't care how 'tacky' they are
A vampire who breeds hellhounds as immortal companions
A vampire who's vision became "unnaturally sharp" after he turned (he never figured out that he needed glasses)
A vampire who was born in 1234 AD and always claims to be one year older or younger for credibility.
A vampire who's animal form is that of a now-extinct species.
A vampire who's hyena-like laugh has become a staple sound in horror movies across decades
A vampire who's converted his castle into an Escape Room location
A vampire who breaks into museums to recover their old furniture
A vampire who weeped in joy when their familiar gifted them a webcam + LED-screen "mirror"
A vampire who has proudly been writing inaccurate horoscopes for >3000 years
