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a vampire who took a nap for 200 years and discovers they built an amusement park over his crypt.
A vampire doctor who uses their hypnotic powers and a taste of blood to accurately diagnose patients
A vampire who founded (and subsequently joined) a religion before they turned, where the symbol of faith is to throw money. Now the only way to repel them is to pelt them with bills and coins.
A vampire who lives in the deep ocean, because she doesn& #39;t need to breathe anyway and it& #39;s nice and dark there
A vampire who& #39;s mastered faking IDs due to looking eternally 17
A vampire who& #39;s hiding their vampirism from their family by blaming their nocturnal habits on working a night-shift job.
A vampire who& #39;s family keeps offering them solid foods with garlic because they "wouldn& #39;t even be able to tell!" and "(they) used to love garlic bread!" despite their insistence that they are restricted to a liquid diet.
A vampire who& #39;s partner carefully covers up crucifixes up ahead - not because they& #39;re dangerous to him, but because he just really doesn& #39;t like religion/religious symbols.
A vampire who turns into a leech instead of a bat and is very self-conscious about it until she meets a confident, badass were-leech.
a vampire who is fed up with constantly getting asked questions about ancient history because they& #39;ve just been immortal for 4 years and the oldest artifact they can remember is an AOL CD.
A vampire who finds their old favourite shirt in a vintage store.
A vampire who gets criticised by her peers for being goth due to "stereotypes"
A vampire who, with joyous tears, realises that since the bite, their body has slowly been changing to reflect /their/ image of perfection rather than becoming & #39;conventionally attractive& #39;.
A vampire who breeds hellhounds as immortal companions
A vampire who& #39;s vision became "unnaturally sharp" after he turned (he never figured out that he needed glasses)
A vampire who was born in 1234 AD and always claims to be one year older or younger for credibility.
A vampire who& #39;s animal form is that of a now-extinct species.
A vampire who& #39;s hyena-like laugh has become a staple sound in horror movies across decades
A vampire who& #39;s converted his castle into an Escape Room location
A vampire who breaks into museums to recover their old furniture
A vampire who weeped in joy when their familiar gifted them a webcam + LED-screen "mirror"
A vampire who has proudly been writing inaccurate horoscopes for >3000 years
