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— incorrect outlander quotes; a thread
jamie: things i want, snuggles.
jamie: things i receive, struggles.
— every outlander book ever
jamie: things i receive, struggles.
— every outlander book ever
jamie: hey can you hold this?
claire: this is your hand
jamie: yeah
— outlander season 1 episode 1
claire: this is your hand
jamie: yeah
— outlander season 1 episode 1
jamie: i wasn’t hurt that badly. claire said all my bleeding was internal. that’s where the blood’s supposed to be.
jamie: you’re pretty cute when you’re nice.
claire: what am i when i’m not nice?
jamie: hot as fuck
— outlander season 1 episode 1
claire: what am i when i’m not nice?
jamie: hot as fuck
— outlander season 1 episode 1
laogharie: we’re so in sync! we finish each other’s…
jamie: …
laogharie: …ssssss…
jamie: …ssssassenach is there
— outlander season 1 episode 3
jamie: …
laogharie: …ssssss…
jamie: …ssssassenach is there
— outlander season 1 episode 3
claire: what’s your biggest flaw?
jenny: i can be uncooperative
claire: can you give me an example?
jenny: no
jenny: i can be uncooperative
claire: can you give me an example?
jenny: no
jamie: i’m doing a great job at keeping my crush on mrs. beauchamp a secret.
claire: hi
jamie: i love yo- i mean, anyway
— outlander season 1 episode 2
claire: hi
jamie: i love yo- i mean, anyway
— outlander season 1 episode 2
colum: what did i tell you about calling dougal the devil?
jamie: that it’s offensive to the devil.
jamie: that it’s offensive to the devil.
jamie: [sliding $10 to a bartender] i’ll have the usual.
bartender: [gives him a hug]
bartender: [gives him a hug]
black jack: i’ll keep trying to kill you for the rest of my life.
jamie: well, everybody needs a hobby
— dragonfly in amber
jamie: well, everybody needs a hobby
— dragonfly in amber
claire: get me a whisky on the rocks
brianna: ... it’s breakfast time
claire: ….and a bagel.
— dragonfly in amber
brianna: ... it’s breakfast time
claire: ….and a bagel.
— dragonfly in amber
jamie: surgery is just stabbing someone to life
claire: please never become a surgeon
claire: please never become a surgeon
lord john: you have never done nothing wrong in your life, ever
jamie: i have lied, and killed, and stolen; betrayed and broken trust...
lord john: i know this and i love you
— voyager
jamie: i have lied, and killed, and stolen; betrayed and broken trust...
lord john: i know this and i love you
— voyager
frank: hey
claire: hey?
frank: i can’t sleep :/
claire: i can. goodnight.
— voyager
claire: hey?
frank: i can’t sleep :/
claire: i can. goodnight.
— voyager
jamie : i need to get something off my chest.
lord john: is it your shirt? please say yes
— voyager
lord john: is it your shirt? please say yes
— voyager
frank: i could be anything for you
claire: could you be… quiet
— outlander season 2 episode 1
claire: could you be… quiet
— outlander season 2 episode 1
claire: have you been yelled at by brianna yet?
roger: i’m not scared of her.
claire: *laughs* so that’s a no.
— voyager
roger: i’m not scared of her.
claire: *laughs* so that’s a no.
— voyager
[jamie’s birthday some years after claire went back through the stones]
jenny: cake! make a wish!
jamie: just leave me here to die
ian: If you tell us, fraser, then it won’t come true.
— voyager
jenny: cake! make a wish!
jamie: just leave me here to die
ian: If you tell us, fraser, then it won’t come true.
— voyager
jamie: so, how is the most beautiful person in the world doing today?
claire: i don’t know, how are yo-
lord john, from the other side of the room: i’m doing great.
— drums of autumn
claire: i don’t know, how are yo-
lord john, from the other side of the room: i’m doing great.
— drums of autumn
brianna: why didn’t you tell me?
roger: because of your tendency to overreact
brianna, stabbing the table with a knife in a fit of anger: i do NOT overreact!
— drums of autumn
roger: because of your tendency to overreact
brianna, stabbing the table with a knife in a fit of anger: i do NOT overreact!
— drums of autumn
roger: jamie gave me a get better soon card.
claire: aw, that’s sweet!
roger: i wasn’t sick. he just thought i could do better.
— drums of autumn
claire: aw, that’s sweet!
roger: i wasn’t sick. he just thought i could do better.
— drums of autumn
roger: you wouldn’t like me when i’m angry.
jamie: bold of you to assume i like you anyway.
— drums of autumn
jamie: bold of you to assume i like you anyway.
— drums of autumn
brianna: wow, you’re so mature for your age!
young ian: thanks, it was the trauma
— drums of autumn
young ian: thanks, it was the trauma
— drums of autumn
claire: i can’t believe you and fergus broke the bed
brianna: you two must’ve gotten wild
marsali: haha yeah…
[the night before]
marsali: i bet you can’t jump high enough to touch the ceiling
— the fiery cross
brianna: you two must’ve gotten wild
marsali: haha yeah…
[the night before]
marsali: i bet you can’t jump high enough to touch the ceiling
— the fiery cross
brianna: just the other day, someone asked me who the most beautiful person in the world was.
roger: what did you say?
brianna: i said… [sees lord john with binoculars in a tree outside the window] lord john?
roger: you said lord john!?
— outlander season 5 episode 11
roger: what did you say?
brianna: i said… [sees lord john with binoculars in a tree outside the window] lord john?
roger: you said lord john!?
— outlander season 5 episode 11
claire: john! i can’t find my book!
lord john: okay, i’ll help you look for it.
jamie: hey john! i can’t find my glasses!
lord john: i’ll help you look for them.
brianna: john! i can’t find roger!
lord john: finally some good news
— outlander season 5 episode 8
lord john: okay, i’ll help you look for it.
jamie: hey john! i can’t find my glasses!
lord john: i’ll help you look for them.
brianna: john! i can’t find roger!
lord john: finally some good news
— outlander season 5 episode 8
jamie: for heaven’s sake, john, you look horrible
lord john: so do you
jamie:
lord john: ok that’s a lie. you always look beautiful
— outlander season 4 episode 6
lord john: so do you
jamie:
lord john: ok that’s a lie. you always look beautiful
— outlander season 4 episode 6
marsali: i like your pants
fergus: thanks, they were 50% off!
marsali: i think i’d like them 100% off.
fergus: the store can’t just give them away for free, marsali.
marsali: that’s not what i-
fergus: that’s a terrible way to run a business.
— voyager
fergus: thanks, they were 50% off!
marsali: i think i’d like them 100% off.
fergus: the store can’t just give them away for free, marsali.
marsali: that’s not what i-
fergus: that’s a terrible way to run a business.
— voyager
claire: small creatures are way more vicious, it’s because their anger has less space to be bottled up in
jamie: ridiculous. give me one example of this.
brianna: wasps.
roger: spiders.
lizzie: scorpions.
fergus: marsali
— the fiery cross
jamie: ridiculous. give me one example of this.
brianna: wasps.
roger: spiders.
lizzie: scorpions.
fergus: marsali
— the fiery cross
brianna: wow, da loves you so much, i bet he would throw himself in front of a car for you
claire: jamie would throw himself in front of a car just for fun
— drums of autumn
claire: jamie would throw himself in front of a car just for fun
— drums of autumn
brianna: [unbuttoning shirt] God, it’s hot in here.
lord john: yeah, but why are you unbuttoning my shirt?
— outlander season 4 episode 11
lord john: yeah, but why are you unbuttoning my shirt?
— outlander season 4 episode 11
claire: how are you feeling?
jamie: i’ve got this headache that comes and goes
roger, entering the room: hey guys!
jamie: there it is.
— the fiery cross
jamie: i’ve got this headache that comes and goes
roger, entering the room: hey guys!
jamie: there it is.
— the fiery cross
brianna: i don’t want to hurt their feelings
marsali: hurt their feel- do you just walk around all day thinking about other people’s feelings?
brianna: yeah, don’t you?
marsali: no. how do you ever get anything done?
— a breath of snow and ashes
marsali: hurt their feel- do you just walk around all day thinking about other people’s feelings?
brianna: yeah, don’t you?
marsali: no. how do you ever get anything done?
— a breath of snow and ashes
marsali: he is already bathed and fed, so he shouldn’t have any problems. but if anything happens, please call me right away…
fergus: why are you saying that to germain?
marsali: well, someone has to watch YOU!
— a breath of snow and ashes
fergus: why are you saying that to germain?
marsali: well, someone has to watch YOU!
— a breath of snow and ashes
claire: the best revenge, really, is being nice!
marsali: [from behind] or murder
— outlander season 5 episode 12
marsali: [from behind] or murder
— outlander season 5 episode 12
claire: did it hurt?
laogharie: did what hurt?
claire: when you broke through the earth’s crust, ascending from hell.
— an echo in the bone
laogharie: did what hurt?
claire: when you broke through the earth’s crust, ascending from hell.
— an echo in the bone
claire: what the hell are you reading?
lord john: a books of things i love
claire: john, those are just photos of jamie
lord john: oh, what a concidence
— an echo in the bone
lord john: a books of things i love
claire: john, those are just photos of jamie
lord john: oh, what a concidence
— an echo in the bone
claire: john, what’s for dinner tonight?
lord john: tonight I’m serving LOOKS.
jamie: [slams fist on the table] WE HAVEN’T EATEN IN THREE DAYS!
— written in my own heart’s blood
lord john: tonight I’m serving LOOKS.
jamie: [slams fist on the table] WE HAVEN’T EATEN IN THREE DAYS!
— written in my own heart’s blood
[police sirens in the distance]
lord john, who has never done anything wrong in his life: THEY’VE FOUND ME
— written in my own heart’s blood
lord john, who has never done anything wrong in his life: THEY’VE FOUND ME
— written in my own heart’s blood
claire: [sees someone doing something stupid]
claire: what an idiot.
claire: [sees that it’s jamie]
claire: hold up, that’s MY idiot
— written in my own heart’s blood
claire: what an idiot.
claire: [sees that it’s jamie]
claire: hold up, that’s MY idiot
— written in my own heart’s blood
jamie: [holds the door open for claire] after you.
claire: no, after you.
jamie: i insist, after you.
lord john: [pushes past both of them] it’s after me now bitches
— written in my own heart’s blood
claire: no, after you.
jamie: i insist, after you.
lord john: [pushes past both of them] it’s after me now bitches
— written in my own heart’s blood
operator: 911, what’s your emergency?
fergus: my wife is going into labor and i don’t know what to do
operator: is this her first born?
fergus: no, this is her husband
— a breath of snow and ashes
fergus: my wife is going into labor and i don’t know what to do
operator: is this her first born?
fergus: no, this is her husband
— a breath of snow and ashes
claire: name one way to be nice to others.
marsali: not killing them.
claire: setting the bar a little low, but I’ll allow it.
— outlander season 5 episode 2
marsali: not killing them.
claire: setting the bar a little low, but I’ll allow it.
— outlander season 5 episode 2
*brianna having a job interview*
future boss: so what is your weaknesses?
brianna: i dont have any, asshole.
— an echo in the bone
future boss: so what is your weaknesses?
brianna: i dont have any, asshole.
— an echo in the bone
brianna: are you a little spoon or a big spoon?
jamie: i’m a knife
claire: he’s the little spoon
— drums of autumn
jamie: i’m a knife
claire: he’s the little spoon
— drums of autumn
jocasta: just be yourself, say something nice
brianna: which one? i can’t do both
— drums of autumn
brianna: which one? i can’t do both
— drums of autumn
claire: what is your favorite color?
lord john: jamie
lord john: wait, what was the question?
— an echo in the bone
lord john: jamie
lord john: wait, what was the question?
— an echo in the bone
jamie: this was a 100% successful trip
claire: we lost roger
jamie: this was a 100% successful trip
— drums of autumn
claire: we lost roger
jamie: this was a 100% successful trip
— drums of autumn
lord john: good morning jamie you look beautiful today
jamie: good morning el-
lord john: HAHAHA APRIL FOOLS!
lord john: YOU LOOK BEAUTIFUL EVERYDAY!
— voyager
jamie: good morning el-
lord john: HAHAHA APRIL FOOLS!
lord john: YOU LOOK BEAUTIFUL EVERYDAY!
— voyager
jamie: i just want you to know that i thought there was no man on earth good enough for brianna
roger: awww-
jamie: and i still think that.
— the fiery cross
roger: awww-
jamie: and i still think that.
— the fiery cross
claire: you need a hobby
lord john: i have a hobby
claire: being sad isn’t a hobby
— an echo in the bone
lord john: i have a hobby
claire: being sad isn’t a hobby
— an echo in the bone
