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Story Time: The Time I Tried To Run A Train 
1. So all of my friends ain’t shit but the main one that takes the crown is this nigga Donnell.. bra is a fuck boy mastermind @Chinkdagreat__
2. This nigga lie all the time for no reason. He lie, eat my food, and always ask me for rides. I honestly don’t know why I’m still friends with him.. but I am..
3. I told him that based of my past experiences that I’m now trying to be a fuck boy now and since he was the mastermind that when a opportunity rose to let me know.. he said bet
4. One day donnell HMU and ask me if I’m tryna smash this girl with him? I said ew nigga what???
5. He go “you tryna be a fuck boy now right? This the first step..”
6. I said idk bra I ain’t tryna run a train I ain’t built for that ain’t that shit for dark skin niggas? I’m at least medium brown.. he go “not at the same time ima go first and you come in after.”
7. I’m like naw bro foh ima go first.. he go “idk if she gonna go for that because you don’t know her I do..” I said bro I’m not smashing no girl RIGHT after you..
8. He say “ima wear a condom” I said bro idc.. then he showed me a picture of that ass...
9. Sighhhhh... so we pull up at the house 
10. there’s cars in the driveway, I got nervous so I park on the back street behind her house.. She text him and tell us to come thru the back door.
11. We walk in and when we see her she’s like you gotta be quiet because my parents sleep.. I’m like wait.. they here??????
12. She go in the room and Donnell follow behind her and I follow behind him he gonna stop me and say “wait out here”. I’m like nigga wtf no what if her dad come out???? He like
“you’ll be fine I do it all the time”
I’m like yeah but you be in HER room not out here
“you’ll be fine I do it all the time”
I’m like yeah but you be in HER room not out here
13. He go in the room and they close the door and I’m alone on the couch in the dark
14. 30 mins go by and I’m all in her parents fridge eating everything.. y’all know I love food that’s how my ex mama got me..
15. It’s an hour now and I’m thinking damm they FUCKING fucking...
16. Bro 2 hours... DEAD ASS I’m like alright this ridiculous. I walk towards the room and slowly peep inside...
17. This man sleep...
18. Both of them just laying there butt ass naked in the dark.. like hell no bro I walk over and shake this nigga awake!!
19. He wake up talking about
“bra wyd in here?!” I said BITCH wym it’s my turn ....
“bra wyd in here?!” I said BITCH wym it’s my turn ....
20. The girl wake up and cover herself up taking about “wtf baby what he doing in here?????”
21. BABY?
22. He go “hold on babe I’ll be right back..” this nigga walk me out to the living room I turn around and say bro wtf going on.. you won’t believe what this nigga say to me...
23. “Bro listen... she not a runner bro.. well she is but she my runner I just needed a ride here.. I would of asked but I knew you would say no...”
24.
25. I Dead ass almost murdered this nigga.. like in my mind he was already lying dead in this bitch living room
26. I grabbed this nigga and started cussing him out!! But before I could kill him the hallway light turned on
27. WE BOTH RUN TOWARDS CHICK ROOM ...THIS BITCH GONNA LOCK THE DOOR
28. Her dad walk out and see us..
29. We BOLTED he started chasing us around the living room table!! I ran towards the sliding glass door and opened it and TOOK OFF.. this man Donnell right behind me.. this nigga gonna fall..
30. “Cmon donnel DAMM” I pick him up but the dad grabs Donnell and tries to pull him back in the house
31. I spartan kicked this bitch dad right in the CHEST.
32. He flew into the sliding glass door and broke it!!!!! Me and Donnell start running again but there’s a fence, I CLEARED that bitch but of course Donnell ass get stuck.. this nigga would be perfect in horror movies 
33. He talking about “AVERY HELP ME BRO IM CAUGHT” I look back and the dad is COMING .. I look towards the street and see my car.. I had a choice to make...
34. Note I’ve already helped this nigga TWICE I feel like by the 3rd time you deserve what ever consequences come to you..
35. I really would of left him.. but the mf had the keys smh.
36. “Avery I’m stuck!!!” Idk what that got to do with me nigga I’m free..
37. Against my better judgement.. I went and untangled this nigga JUST as the dad reaches across the gate to grab him.. we start running and the dad is now ON OUR ASS he gotta play football or something because I swear that was the best kick of my life
38. I’m running and he is basically on top of us and right before he catch us... this nigga Donnell trip me...
39. Dead ass.. to THIS DAY THIS NIGGA swear I tripped over a stick
40. I fall and Donnell kept going and the dad body slams me!! I call for Donnell and this nigga got in the car and pulled off....
41. The dad start chocking the shit out of me and the whole time I’m thinking to myself “damm i could of been choking your daughter like this”
42. He pull me inside and throws me on the couch... he say what you doing here nigga you tryna ROB ME???
43. Bro.. he call the cops bro.. they pull up and ask me the same question. Daughter STILL and came out the room.. ion even know this bitch name..
44. Cops: you were trying to steal from this residence?
Me: no I was trying to fuck this man daughter.
Me: no I was trying to fuck this man daughter.
45. I got community FUCKING service
46. I see this nigga the next day you know what he say to me?
47.
48. I. Beat. His. Ass.
49. Morale of the story: your niggas ain’t your niggas... I ain’t talk to him for 6 months.. but I needed his training to unleash the 9 tailed fuck boy so I still dealt with him...
