I’m lowkey obsessed with the boys wearing things I actually own/can afford so with that in mind I give you;
Bangtan In Birkenstocks
Bangtan In Birkenstocks
The first Birkenstock fan is our own Jungkookie, here shown in a fresh white pair of Arizona’s at the airport.
The Summer Package is always the mother lode for Birkenstocks. Here we have JK and Hobi sporting a pair of Gizeh’s each.
Birkenstocks - the thinking man’s fishing companion.
I can always rely on Yoon to return to his trusty black Arizona’s.

I can always rely on Yoon to return to his trusty black Arizona’s.
If I’m not mistaken Joonie’s Italian gallery hopping shoes of choice were none other than a pair of shearling lined Arizonas! 
Bangtan Birken-stans stay winning!

Bangtan Birken-stans stay winning!
Of course, the arrival of JK with all that hair and knuckle tatts also came with a side serving of ‘Stocks! Stone Arizonas to be precise. Another win for Birkenstock Nation, Population: me.
Over the past couple of months something has come to my attention. Min Yoongi has (for now) been trumped as Bangtan’s number 1 Birkenstock fan and replaced my none other than our own JK!
Here he is in classic black Arizonas being tiny and body checking Hobi on Run eps. 87 & 88.
Here he is in classic black Arizonas being tiny and body checking Hobi on Run eps. 87 & 88.
Seriously how did he manage to sprint evade Namjoon (and his camera man) for the entire game when I can barely walk in mine without flicking them at unsuspecting passers by?
For this year’s summer package Jimin knew straightaway he would be rooming with Kook, due to the tell-tale mocha arizonas parked outside the door!
(The 3J cuddling in this scene is sort of irrelevant to this thread but not to my heart so)
(The 3J cuddling in this scene is sort of irrelevant to this thread but not to my heart so)
Just a boy in the first class lounge, with a full tattoo sleeve and the ultimate in airport comfort: German orthopaedic sandals.
A strong outing for the Arizonas already in BV4 (I cannot decide if these are black, dark brown or stone
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A strong outing for the Arizonas already in BV4 (I cannot decide if these are black, dark brown or stone

It makes me so happy that JK’s pottering clothes are the same as mine; long sleeve tee, pj bottoms and Arizonas.
The Bon Voyage Birkenstock Blowout continues for our maknae/triangle gimbap.
The Bon Voyage Birkenstock Blowout continues for our maknae/triangle gimbap.

BREAKING BIRKENSTOCK NEWS
Here is daredevil JK right before he did THAT spideykook swing in a pair of Gizehs WITH those infamous TOE SOCKS!!! I think I’ve reached my zenith, honestly what a high for this ridiculous thread.
All hail the king of my Birkenstock heart.
Here is daredevil JK right before he did THAT spideykook swing in a pair of Gizehs WITH those infamous TOE SOCKS!!! I think I’ve reached my zenith, honestly what a high for this ridiculous thread.
All hail the king of my Birkenstock heart.
what to wear before filming the fight scene you’ve been training for your whole life?? obviously your favourite cork footbed sandals.
(side note JK’s legs are always bruised and scratched
probably from roughhousing with chickens, dogs and Jins alike)
(side note JK’s legs are always bruised and scratched

I have a couple of retrospective stocks that I’ve been meaning to add for AGES spotted by fellow Birkenstans...
The first by my boo @watermel0njelly of JK from his infamous log doing a full workout dressed like a dad doing DIY and we got so. many. angles. JAYKAYHAYYY!
The first by my boo @watermel0njelly of JK from his infamous log doing a full workout dressed like a dad doing DIY and we got so. many. angles. JAYKAYHAYYY!
The second spot by the lovely @BangtanBankrupt (a great supporter of this thread) of our Jungkookie throwing it back like it ain’t no thang. Birkenstocks have been around since 1774 but never in all those years have they seen an ass like that.