I’m lowkey obsessed with the boys wearing things I actually own/can afford so with that in mind I give you;

Bangtan In Birkenstocks

The first Birkenstock fan is our own Jungkookie, here shown in a fresh white pair of Arizona’s at the airport.

Here he is doing a squat in his ‘stocks

Bon Voyage 3 was a real moment for JK and his Birkenstocks

The Birkenstocks have made it to Kim Daily. Big up.

Next we have Birkenstocks’ number one Bangtan fan - Min Yoongi.

He has shown true dedication to both the black and the mocha Arizonas

An all black Birk look

Arty rooftop ‘stocks

Birkenstocks AND SOCKS. This tiny grandpa man can do no wrong.

Even when all the boys bought Crocs in Hawaii, your boy Yoongi stuck with his faithful Birkenstocks

Another EXCELLENT smart/casual ‘stock look by Joon

The Summer Package is always the mother lode for Birkenstocks. Here we have JK and Hobi sporting a pair of Gizeh’s each.

More Summer Package Gizeh goodness on boyfriend baby Chim

A repeat of the JK Gizeh moment coz this look really boils my potatoes.

My first Birkenstock outing of the year - I feel the spirit of Min Yoongi within me.

Birkenstocks - the thinking man’s fishing companion.

I can always rely on Yoon to return to his trusty black Arizona’s.

If I’m not mistaken Joonie’s Italian gallery hopping shoes of choice were none other than a pair of shearling lined Arizonas!

Bangtan Birken-stans stay winning!

Of course, the arrival of JK with all that hair and knuckle tatts also came with a side serving of ‘Stocks! Stone Arizonas to be precise. Another win for Birkenstock Nation, Population: me.

Over the past couple of months something has come to my attention. Min Yoongi has (for now) been trumped as Bangtan’s number 1 Birkenstock fan and replaced my none other than our own JK!

Here he is in classic black Arizonas being tiny and body checking Hobi on Run eps. 87 & 88.

Seriously how did he manage to sprint evade Namjoon (and his camera man) for the entire game when I can barely walk in mine without flicking them at unsuspecting passers by?

For this year’s summer package Jimin knew straightaway he would be rooming with Kook, due to the tell-tale mocha arizonas parked outside the door!

(The 3J cuddling in this scene is sort of irrelevant to this thread but not to my heart so)

Just a boy in the first class lounge, with a full tattoo sleeve and the ultimate in airport comfort: German orthopaedic sandals.

A strong outing for the Arizonas already in BV4 (I cannot decide if these are black, dark brown or stone )

It makes me so happy that JK’s pottering clothes are the same as mine; long sleeve tee, pj bottoms and Arizonas.

The Bon Voyage Birkenstock Blowout continues for our maknae/triangle gimbap.

BREAKING BIRKENSTOCK NEWS

Here is daredevil JK right before he did THAT spideykook swing in a pair of Gizehs WITH those infamous TOE SOCKS!!! I think I’ve reached my zenith, honestly what a high for this ridiculous thread.

All hail the king of my Birkenstock heart.

hello there i am just a pocket-sized koo with Birkenstocks over his socks please take care of me

birks & bunnies = just koo things

what to wear before filming the fight scene you’ve been training for your whole life?? obviously your favourite cork footbed sandals.

(side note JK’s legs are always bruised and scratched probably from roughhousing with chickens, dogs and Jins alike)

I have a couple of retrospective stocks that I’ve been meaning to add for AGES spotted by fellow Birkenstans...

The first by my boo @watermel0njelly of JK from his infamous log doing a full workout dressed like a dad doing DIY and we got so. many. angles. JAYKAYHAYYY!

The second spot by the lovely @BangtanBankrupt (a great supporter of this thread) of our Jungkookie throwing it back like it ain’t no thang. Birkenstocks have been around since 1774 but never in all those years have they seen an ass like that.