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There& #39;s plenty more where this came from FYI
To delete or not delete this app
Brother opened Hinge thinking it was Zomato ah
Finally, a man after my own heart/stomach
...
Brother this is not Big Basket
Yes we absolutely must
The holy trifuckta
How specific and not at all vague
Me: Let& #39;s head over to Bumble, it might be bet... best is to die
Means wot
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What is oh tiger bloody nonsense
Straightforward, no nonsense. I appreciate it.
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These words... What do they mean
I appreciate a man who knows what he wants.
Leaving this here without comment.
0 ways to respond to this
88 dates from 33 True Loves and 46 Girlfriends is a really low conversion. What gives, man?
Bangalore Bumble is a whole other level
Can& #39;t tell if this is a typo or an alt personality
Okay but why
I mean okay, sure, you do you.
It
Is
2019
And
People
Still
Listen
To
Chillstep
Is
2019
And
People
Still
Listen
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Chillstep
Just saw #LetsTalkTech in someone& #39;s bio, couldn& #39;t take screenshots because of the instant headache it gave me
Best profile of all time? Best profile of all time.
Omg same
Why yes, I did in fact sign up on Hinge for trivia lessons.
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Wow
"Hi"
Self aware and setting expectations at the outset! 4/5 stars
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My cheerful disposition brings all the boys to the yard
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Ugh I hate bandsplaining
Very much a Sunday night mood.
I& #39;m flattered.
Love sobriety over this
Beauty reviews these days smh
Holy shit all I& #39;ve ever wanted in life is a baller with multiple subscriptions
This is a fire hazard and in no way answers the actual question
I take this as a cue to run
I can& #39;t
Okay bringing back this thread for literally no reason except that these were never tweeted. Some gems from Jan & #39;19:
What
The audacity of the caucasity (legit laughed tho)
This guy supposedly juggles more things in a day than I have in my entire life. Also a guitarist + comedian? Noooooope
