Riding this meme train into the sunset, I present: the (mostly) complete works of William Shakespeare as Mulaney quotes.

Henry IV

Henry V

Henry VI

King John

Pericles

Richard II

Richard III

All's Well That Ends Well

Antony and Cleopatra

As You Like It

Comedy of Errors

Coriolanus

Cymbeline

Hamlet

Julius Caesar

King Lear

Love's Labour's Lost

Macbeth

Winter's Tale

Measure for Measure

Two Gentlemen of Verona

Merchant of Venice

Timon of Athens

Merry Wives of Windsor

Much Ado About Nothing

Othello

Taming of the Shrew

Twelfth Night

Troilus and Cressida

The Tempest

Titus Andronicus

Romeo and Juliet

A Midsummer Night's Dream