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Now that Mahomes has won #MVP, I'm going to start sharing some of my favorite Mahomes Slander that I've been saving up since he was drafted on 4/27/17.
We'll start the thread with this one:
We'll start the thread with this one:
Cian - 
This man hosts the pre and post game #Chiefs show on 610.
Not about Mahomes, but still worth sharing.
Here's a fun exchange.
FYI - 2 photos in this one
FYI - 2 photos in this one
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I checked back.
As you wish.
Everyone searching through their old tweets for their own Mahomes takes.
So much sodium in these tweets.
This one's still fresh.
Keep moving the goal posts.
Keep moving the goal posts.
Foreshadowing
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"Pat Mahomes...was a 4th rounder at best"
There just wasn't enough Teej on this thread. https://twitter.com/OldTakesExposed/status/1091849179322818560?s=19
Let's be real for a second:
Everyone is wrong pretty often, tbh; myself very much included.
Is this thread petty? - Absolutely it is.
Is it entertaining? - It was to me. And that's why I did it. I'm glad so many have told me they enjoyed it as well.
Everyone is wrong pretty often, tbh; myself very much included.
Is this thread petty? - Absolutely it is.
Is it entertaining? - It was to me. And that's why I did it. I'm glad so many have told me they enjoyed it as well.
My reason for it:
Mahomes was the best QB prospect I'd ever seen (and probably ever will see). When the #Chiefs drafted him, I nearly lost my mind with excitement. His talent was so other-worldly and obvious that it astonished me that not everyone could see it.
Mahomes was the best QB prospect I'd ever seen (and probably ever will see). When the #Chiefs drafted him, I nearly lost my mind with excitement. His talent was so other-worldly and obvious that it astonished me that not everyone could see it.
I was made fun of for nearly 2 years in group chats with friends about how much I loved Mahomes. I couldn't wait for him to show everyone what was so clear to me.
I was so confident he'd make naysayers look silly someday, that I started screenshotting any negativity towards him once he became a member of #ChiefsKingdom.
For those wondering how long this took - not that long really. Honestly, how long does it really take to screenshot something and save it to an album called #MahomesSlander? I've been gradually working on it for nearly 2 years.
Anyway, my plan is to keep adding to this thread over the next two decades as Mahomes continues shattering NFL records.
If you find cold Mahomes takes that I may have missed, please feel free to share them here, as many of you have already done (thank you).
If you find cold Mahomes takes that I may have missed, please feel free to share them here, as many of you have already done (thank you).
One last thing:
I really am wrong a lot too. I'm not just trying to throw stones while living in a glass house.
Just admit mistakes and move on.
I don't mean any of this to be malicious in any way...
...except towards Cian and Teej - those guys are legit the worst.
I really am wrong a lot too. I'm not just trying to throw stones while living in a glass house.
Just admit mistakes and move on.
I don't mean any of this to be malicious in any way...
...except towards Cian and Teej - those guys are legit the worst.
Aaaand back to the action.
This belongs here.
Trey submitted this himself.
Cocaine's a helluva drug, Micah.
It was inevitable.
Him = Mahomes
For those asking:
Here's my earliest documentation of professing my love for Mahomes. The subject line reads "House" because I was going to be helping a friend move the night of the draft. I told him I'd only help if he'd have the Draft on and we move the TV last.
Here's my earliest documentation of professing my love for Mahomes. The subject line reads "House" because I was going to be helping a friend move the night of the draft. I told him I'd only help if he'd have the Draft on and we move the TV last.
Then, naturally, I had to remind my friends of this email over a year later after Mahomes had already thrown 10 TDs in his first two games of the season.
Credit to @ian_yocum for pointing me to this ESPN video about Goff vs Mahomes. It had several gems in the replies, but these are my favorites.
https://twitter.com/GolicAndWingo/status/1031897394307325952
https://twitter.com/GolicAndWingo/status/1031897394307325952
This one comes in courtesy of @Chiefs_All_Day. Great find!
Thanks for the submission, @horsepire.
Credit to @Chiefs_All_Day for this one.
Credit to @horsepire for this one.
This popped up on my TL today.
Credit to @ABB3127 for this beauty.
Credit to @Sanixon123 for this great find.
Credit to @BDChiefsFan.
Thanks for this, @isaacdebyallz.
Great find, @LowCountryChief.
Credit to @teamiwinmca for getting this on my timeline.
@OShowKCJared turned this guy in.
Credit to @LowCountryChief. This one stinks out loud.
This popped up on my Timehop today. Can't believe I forgot it on the original thread.
I'm embarrassed for him.
I consider Alan a friend #onhere, but no one is safe.
Submission by @MVPatJesus.
And another from @MVPatJesus. This is a really good one.
Submitted by @BDChiefsFan.
@RealBirdLawyer put this one on my TL.
Submission by @BDChiefsFan
Submission by @frankjon92.
Submission by @BigRybowskii.
Friendly reminder that Mahomes threw 6 TDs and 0 INTs against the #Steelers in 2018. Or he's talking about the 2019 preseason game.
Friendly reminder that Mahomes threw 6 TDs and 0 INTs against the #Steelers in 2018. Or he's talking about the 2019 preseason game.
Credit to @thevillainguy.
