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what it’s like living with george, a thread:
george just tried to lint roll my head..
woke up to george shoving a handful of snow in my face :)
george gave me a “good luck letter” for me to read before my meet tonight and the last line said “don’t suck or else you are gonna have to sleep outside with the animals”
the other day george tried doing a front flip off my vanity on to my bed and after about four tries he told me that I may need a new bed because he broke it
george got sent home sick from school on friday, so yesterday I asked if he was feeling better and he said “no. i’m still sick and i’m contagious” then felt the need to run after me while coughing and sneezing
george found out that there’s a good chance he’s gonna get my room when I leave for college, so everyday for the past week he’s tried bringing suitcase of stuff into my room to put away and today he asked me to clean out my dresser...
on our way to school this morning george told me that he told all the kids in his class that he’s “gibby from icarly’s” brother and when I dropped him off he got out of the car and yelled “good luck at your meet tonight gibby!!!”
for the past week i’ve been finding random candy wrappers on my bedroom floor and it turns out george has a secret candy stash under my bed that way genna won’t find any of it
i picked george up from school today and for some reason he had 3 large pizza boxes (then didn’t tell me or let me see if there was actually pizza in them)
the first time george saw me after I got my hair done he walks up to me and says “well since you look blonde at least you have an excuse for when you do dumb stuff all the time”
george told me I look like an underbaked chocolate chip cookie cause i’m pale and have freckles..
the other day george asked if i’ve ever tried playing connect the dots with the freckles on my face, then when I said no he tried to do so with a pen for at least 15 minutes
the other day I asked george if we had any chocolate syrup bc I wanted chocolate milk so he said he would go look. 15 minutes later he came back with a bowl of ice cream covered in chocolate syrup, shrugged his shoulders, and said “sorry looks like we ran out”
grace: george, why can’t a t-rex clap?
me: because they’re extinct
george: wait, I don’t get it...
*5 minutes later*
george: but birds are pretty much dinosaurs!!
me: because they’re extinct
george: wait, I don’t get it...
*5 minutes later*
george: but birds are pretty much dinosaurs!!
the other day george facetimed me before school and right before he hung up he yelled “stay tough gabi, keep your head up and your booty out!!” and that is now what I live by
first, george insisted on going with my parents to pick me up from the airport and then he decided to get my sisters in on making a sign that said “welcome home ugly”...love my fam
also peep how the sign says “where’s alexis?” because my fam likes @Alexis445566 more than me
also peep how the sign says “where’s alexis?” because my fam likes @Alexis445566 more than me
george and I were watching “Robots” when our of nowhere he said “you know what, ugly? I kinda feel bad for the boys who broke up with you. not because they broke up with you because they really dodged a bullet with that one. but because they don’t get me as a dope brother”
