i& #39;m like losing my mind over the idea of a bactatryst fakedating mission that only tryst knows is fakedating bc bacta doesn& #39;t know what a fuckin date is
everyone on the entire planet they& #39;re visiting: oh what a nice couple
bacta, sitting at a table in a fancy restaurant with tryst in nice clothes, letting tryst button a flower into his lapel to better hide his comm: what a pleasant and elaborate cover with no symbolic meaning
tryst spends the whole time being Certain bacta& #39;s gonna figure it out and call him out on it & the things bacta& #39;s saying to him are Not helping

bacta: this is nice
tryst:
tryst: uh, what& #39;s. nice
bacta: you know, having a meal. not running for our lives. you look nice
tryst: h
bacta: we should do this again sometime
tryst:
bacta: maybe with less of a time limit. really take some time for ourselves.
tryst:
bacta: bring leenik along
tryst: you know i REALLY wish that clarified things for me but it absolutely does not!!!
bacta: what
tryst, calling leenik while bacta is occupied w the mission: i messed up
leenik: what happened? who& #39;s dead
tryst: no one, everything& #39;s fine. except it& #39;s not fine, because i think bacta just asked me out for real but i can& #39;t tell, how do i tell??
leenik: you& #39;re asking ME this
leenik: gee idk tryst did you kiss him?
tryst: obviously, what does that have to do w anything?
leenik: well did he kiss YOU?
tryst: like, during, or—
leenik: separately.
tryst: ...no.
leenik: well, don& #39;t sound so sad about it, i haven& #39;t even managed it w/o hypnosis.
tryst: wait
leenik: so u know how u kiss people p much at any time, for any reason, but mostly bc in the holovid of urself playing in ur head it& #39;d look cool
tryst: yeah
leenik: sometimes people kiss u because they want to date
tryst: huh. & u know this bc...
leenik: it& #39;s, uh, hypothetical
tryst: so you& #39;re saying i have to get bacta to kiss me. won& #39;t be hard, i& #39;m extremely kissable
leenik: no, that& #39;s not—I& #39;m saying if he DOES kiss you, don& #39;t just take it as the same as you kissing him.
tryst: but me kissing him IS abt wanting to date
leenik: !!
tryst: wait kriff no
leenik: look it& #39;s not like i& #39;m surprised this whole thing was transparent to begin with
tryst: but i don& #39;t DATE it& #39;s LAME and i HATE it
leenik: then what the heck is with the clothes! and the restaurant! I killed a waiter for you and i was SO quiet about it stop bsing me
tryst: he was flirting with bacta & I felt things about it
leenik: what kind of things
tryst: well at first i thought it was the threesome emotion—
leenik: not an emotion but continue
tryst: but then thinking abt that made me mad? thinking abt threesomes should never make you mad
leenik: that sounds like jealousy. & i should know, because i& #39;m jealous of pretty much everyone u or i ever meet
tryst: no, jealousy is the thing when u see a family not torn apart by war & slavery who are actually free to communicate & love each other. wait what
leenik: wait wha
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