It's been a rough day. Here is a quick, ongoing self-care antidote;
Men Who Were Actually Hot In The 1970s And Were Not Named Ted Bundy: A Thread.
We start with the most obvious candidate: Harrison Ford.
Sam Elliot's mustache = Clark Kent's glasses.
Tired: Serial Killers

Wired: Men Who Could, As Cardi Would Say, Dog Walk A Serial Killer. ie, Bruce Lee.
I'm from New Jersey and am required by law to include The Boss in this thread.
(I have just wandered back to my computer and realised that I fucked up threading on a few of these when I was scheduling tweets, but don't worry, more Thirst on the way.)
Speaking of threesomes, here's a very Jon Stewart looking Paul Newman AND Clint Eastwood for your enjoyment. I'd hit that.
I understand that there is no need for me to tell you how scorching hot Marvin Gaye is, but here I am, doing it anyway, and providing primary sources to prove my point.
Like, c'mon, Richard Roundtree.
God took a cigarette break after creating Robert Redford.
JACK NICHOLSON WAS A FOX I APOLOGISE FOR NOTHING.
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