It& #39;s been a rough day. Here is a quick, ongoing self-care antidote;
Men Who Were Actually Hot In The 1970s And Were Not Named Ted Bundy: A Thread.
We start with the most obvious candidate: Harrison Ford.
Sam Elliot& #39;s mustache = Clark Kent& #39;s glasses.
Tired: Serial Killers

Wired: Men Who Could, As Cardi Would Say, Dog Walk A Serial Killer. ie, Bruce Lee.
I& #39;m from New Jersey and am required by law to include The Boss in this thread.
(I have just wandered back to my computer and realised that I fucked up threading on a few of these when I was scheduling tweets, but don& #39;t worry, more Thirst on the way.)
Speaking of threesomes, here& #39;s a very Jon Stewart looking Paul Newman AND Clint Eastwood for your enjoyment. I& #39;d hit that.
I understand that there is no need for me to tell you how scorching hot Marvin Gaye is, but here I am, doing it anyway, and providing primary sources to prove my point.
Like, c& #39;mon, Richard Roundtree.
God took a cigarette break after creating Robert Redford.
JACK NICHOLSON WAS A FOX I APOLOGISE FOR NOTHING.
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