[nsfw] taehyung buys a fleshlight with a weird product description online. the ratings are 5/5 stars though, and about a thousand people bought it. must be pretty okay.

what he doesnt know is that whenever he fucks it, his roommate jeongguk can feel it.
⚠️ weird concept of a magical fleshlight. gguk feels whatever happens to the fleshlight. (idk if that counts as some sort of dub-con or non-con bc ???). no one knows whats going on.
there comes a time where you grow tired of your own right (or left) hand. and with the help of capitalism or whatever it is that preys on literally every sort of need or want a human has, taehyung succumbs to buying a fucking sex toy like any sane college student.
some might ask why he would buy some plastic when he could go out and get the real deal. the answer is that taehyung doesnt have the time. hookups take work and alcohol to pull off successfully and taehyung has gone lazy.
and you cant call a hookup at 5am to get rid of a morning boner.

so he buys a fleshlight online.

he searches up an online sex store, clicks the first page on google, then clicks the highest rated fleshlight because hes savvy like that.

theres one thats 5/5 stars and WOAH.
taehyung has never seen anything be rated 5/5 stars on an online shopping site ever. theres always that one guy who finds a loophole , finds something to bitch about. but this fleshlight? absolutely no complaints.

taehyung blinks at his screen.
not only is the product given a perfect rating, 1000+ people have ordered it, which is both amazing and questionable considering this is a sex toy shop— but taehyung literally had nothing to complain about.

aside from that weird product description.
"this feels like the real deal! literally! have some alone time that feels good not only for you. double the fun, without an extra person!"

okay. maybe it isnt THAT weird considering he saw an infinity gauntlet shaped dildo in the front page awhile ago but.
still. its vague and doesnt really add up in one phrase. shrugging, taehyung adds it to his cart anyways, along with some lube while hes at it.

he trusts the customer reviews of a thousand people. maybe the description is just google translated. maybe the product id from china.
~

it arrives exactly a week later. jeongguk shouts from the living room that theres a package for him and tae immediately drops everything and dashes out so fast he could qualify for the next olympics. hes a bit red in the face when he signs and thanks the mailman.
he gets redder when jeongguk asks what it is.

"your mom's panties," he spits out in a rush before absconding back to his fucking room before jeongguk cpuld even joke back.

behind his door, taehyung pants, and it feels like the light box is weighed down by embarrassment
maybe guilt? taehyung doesn't know. even when the packaging is discreet and there's absolutely no description of what could be inside, taehyung is fucking embarrassed.

fuck what if jeongguk decided to be a brat and get it for him, then open it first? holy shit.
whats done is done, though. fuck it. taehyung regrets being raised a good little asian son. he cant believe he bought this. hed be scolded for wasting money when his hand comes free—

sighing, taehyung sets the small box on his desk and rips the tape with a scissor.
theres bubblewrap. sweet. hes definitely keeping that.

diging for the product, he comes in contact with a smooth plastic handle. curious, he takes it out and resists the urge to laugh because—

his first thought is that it looks like a blackpink lightstick.
snickering, taehyung flips it and is greeted with a fake, silicone asshole in the front. he hums. looks okay.

taehyung takes the lube too, sets the both down on his bottom drawer, takes the bubblewrap out, then throws the box.

he'll try it out tomorrow or whatever.
~

its 5pm on a friday and taehyung knows jeongguk is probably at yugyeom's for their scheduled fortnite sessions. absolutely disgusting. he just knows jeongguk would be knocking later, but when he opens the door, jeongguk would be shootdancing his fist against the door.
despicable. taehyungs choice in men is the complete opposite of his choice in clothes.

but even if he hates the game with a burning passion, at least it gives him time to... fucking jack it. with no interruptions. he can even do it with the door unlocked!
taehyung looks up some good seegasm videos on twitter bc tumblr is dead to him and pornhub is only good when he wants to watch comedy.

he watches a video with "young busan bottom". because its the first thing he sees. nothing else.
he only watched enough to get halfhard before he's squeezing a generous amount of lube on his palm. taehyung strokes his cock and coats his cock with the excessive lube— he likes it wet. so.

wiping his hand on his blanket, taehyung takes the fleshlight in his hand.
he looks at it for awhile before shrugging. holding the base of his cock to keep it in place, taehyung slowly lowers the fleshlight onto his cock, feeling the fake rim give under his cock, stretching around him easily.

so taehyung gets excited.
he pulls the fleshlight dow until hes sucked in to the base. its fucking warm and tight. taehyung hisses, cock twitching— and fuck did it just clench around him?

'holy shit it auto clenches? thats fucking cool. it feels so realistic too,' taehyung thinks. he gets why its 5/5.
~

jeongguk jolts, gasping, controller falling to the floor. yugyeom stops screaming beside him.

what the fuck?

it feels like something is inside him— he knows that fucking feeling, but how?

his whole body trembles when the phantom feeling turns into... phantom fucking.
jeongguk breaks into a sweat and covers his mouth with both hands, wide eyed. his cock is starting to chub up in his sweats and jeongguk is terrified.

whats going on?

"gguk whats wrong, are you okay?" yugyeom moves to exit the game, brows furrowed in concern.
"i— uhm, th-think 'm sick. sorry, gyeom. w-wanna go home." jeongguk scrunches his eyes shut and holds back a moan.

fuck his ass feels sopping wet too. is he bleeding ot something? what the fuck?

the unexplainable feeling of being fucked into gets faster, and jeongguk squeaks.
he snaps his legs shut, clenching hard, but the feeling of cock inside him is definitely there, solid. whoever has a voodoo doll of him or something is fucked up.

"ah its fine. let me call you an uber. i dont think youre fit to walk."

jeongguk nods wordlessly.
but this... cock inside him is relentless, fucking into him rough and fast, almost brutal. it feels so big too, making him feel sore, but magically, it doesnt fucking hurt.

because realistically, a dick that feels this big wouldnt fit without prep.
jeongguk whines quietly while yugyeom books an uber, and jeongguks cock is already hard in his sweats. thankfully his oversized shirt hides it, but jeongguk is so embarrassed that hes hard with his best friend in the room.
even when jeongguk stays stock still, the angle seems to fucking change and he chokes on a moan when the new angle makes the phantom cock feel that much deeper. his eyes roll back a bit and jeongguk thinks he might be drooling from how good it feels.
he almost forgets that hes at yugyeom's place and that he isnt even supposed to be feeling anything like this at all.

his toes curl in his shoes, and whatever it is thats making him feel wet is dripping down his thighs.

jeongguk really needs to get home.
but getting home is easier said than done. when the uber arrives, jeongguk grabs his phone and wallet with shaky hands. standing up is a fucking chore— youd think standing up would make whatever this was stop, but no. it doesnt relent. jeongguks knees almosr give out.
he spends too much time trying to awkwardly waddle outside without falling over and moaning, pulling his shirt down over his ass and cock, concerned that hed be reported for public indecency he doesnt even mean.
jeongguk pulls through with sheer will. he cries when he sits the fuck down on the uber car, both relieved and delirious. the driver looks at him curiously, but thankfully doesnt try to make small talk. jeongguk wouldve cried harder if he did.
he spends the whole ride tensed, biting down on his hand, legs pressed together and toes curled. he tried not to arch his back away like hes trying to run away from the sensation— because he cant. and he doesnt want the driver to look at him weird again.
but its been awhile now and jeongguk is /close. embarrassingly so. his ass flutters around the thick cock splitting him open, and jeongguk wants to die. hes gonna cum untouched before he gets home at this point.

the green light switched to red light.
jeongguk hisses, cursing under his breath. but then the fucking just... stops for awhile, leaving him with the feeling of a cock just buried in his ass.

panting, jeongguk tries to school his breathing, wiping away the sweat on his hairline.

is it fucking over? thank fuck.
the car moves again and jeongguk sags against the car seat— but the moment he does, the unexplainable feeling of being fucked is back, this time faster and rougher than before.

jeongguk covers his mouth with both hands, barely muffling a surprised shout.
its like hes being fucked without regard at all, and his eyes roll back. whimpering, jeongguk succumbs and spreads his legs, convulsing around the cock. his thighs jolt and his cock throbs as he cums untouched, drool smudged on his palms.

fuck.
even after that, the fucking doesnt relent. hes fucked through his orgasm, whole body shaking. thankfully the uber stops in front of his dorm building just in time— any longer and jeongguk wouldve lost it and sobbed.

with shaking hands, jeongguk grabs enough bills.
he doesnt bother to count. he just hands it over and gets out so fast he feared he mightve broken the door.

once hes out, jeongguk tries his best to get to his room as fast as he can— but the constant pace suddenly turns erratic and jeongguk stops in the middle of the hallway.
hes knees buckle and he moans quietly as he feels the sensation of the cock inside him throb, slowing down— and what the fuck. is that actual cum he feels in his ass?

jeongguks lips part in awe, body still shaking. he crouches a bit, panting and wiping away spit from his lips.
thankfully, no one else is in the hallway other than him. thankfully, after that, whatever the fuck that was /stops. and jeongguk can actually it slip out slowly... but his ass still feels wet. what the fuck.

jeongguk catches his breath and steadies himself. then he runs.
he almost trips on the stairs, but he thankfully manages to get it to their dorm room in one piece, even when he feels like hes about to topple over from fatigue and too much panic.

jeongguk throws the door open the same time taehyung steps out of his room.
"oh jeongguk youre back early," taehyung says, brows raised. jeongguk usually comes home past 7pm on game night.

fidgeting, jeongguk pulls down on his shirt some more, biting down on his lip. "i, uh, i wasnt feeling good so i, uh, went home early."
since jeongguk is still red in the face and sweaty, looking dazed off, taehyung doesnt find it hard to believe.

"oh. fuck. you should go rest. is it a fever? i could get you some medicine."

"no need. ill just... sleep it off. okay, yeah. bye tae."
the atmosphere is painfully awkward as jeongguk practically throws himself towards his room, door clumsily pushed closed and locked.

jeongguk throws his sweats and boxers off, instantly flushing when he sees his own cum smeared messily on his skin.
but thats not what he needs to see.

with all the courage he could muster up, jeongguk goes to his mirror and spreads his asscheeks to the side, looking back to see the reflection— and his hole is puffy and red, just like its been fucked roughly just awhile ago.
because it was, somehow. and theres lube and cum dripping out as jeongguk unclenches, another solid proof that what he just experienced was definitely real.

how the fuck?

shuddering, jeongguk lets go like hes been burnt.

he needs to shower this all off...
[end of part 1]

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