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Perry, drunk: Avi, there& #39;s something I wanna get off my chest
Avianna: is it your shirt? please say no
(Psych)
Avianna: is it your shirt? please say no
(Psych)
Mona: for two weeks, I have done the best I could to protect you. have I been perfect? no. do I know anything about kids? no! should I have picked up a book on corralling a group of murder-happy adventurers? PROBABLY! ... where was I going with this, I had a point
(big hero 6)
(big hero 6)
Mona: I... I think we did something right. I have a weird feeling inside. is this accomplishment???
Perry: ugh, I feel it too! quick, let’s go rub it in Avi& #39;s face
(httyd: series)
Perry: ugh, I feel it too! quick, let’s go rub it in Avi& #39;s face
(httyd: series)
Avianna: look, Perry... I wanna apologize for everything I said. for what it& #39;s worth, I really like having you around.
Perry: no you don& #39;t
Avianna: I know. I have dreams where I staple your fingers to your face.
(Scrubs)
Perry: no you don& #39;t
Avianna: I know. I have dreams where I staple your fingers to your face.
(Scrubs)
Perry: what I hear when I’m getting yelled at is people caring loudly at me
(parks and rec)
(parks and rec)
Rylan: I mean sure I have my bad days, but then I remember what a cute smile I have :)
(friends)
(friends)
Joren: You need to react when people cry
Mona: I did. I rolled my eyes.
(2 broke girls)
Mona: I did. I rolled my eyes.
(2 broke girls)
Mona: I have an idea
Avianna: Mona, your last idea was to murder
(community)
(Mona, grumbling: it was an ACCIDENT)
Avianna: Mona, your last idea was to murder
(community)
(Mona, grumbling: it was an ACCIDENT)
Mona: Rylan, tell Laefram where he can stick his grapes
Rylan: in the cellar!
Mona: n o, Rylan
(the office)
Rylan: in the cellar!
Mona: n o, Rylan
(the office)
Rylan: I made this friendship bracelet for you!
Mona: you know, I’m not really a jewelry person
Rylan: you don’t have to wear it--
Mona: no, I’m gonna wear it forever, back off
(Bob& #39;s burgers)
Mona: you know, I’m not really a jewelry person
Rylan: you don’t have to wear it--
Mona: no, I’m gonna wear it forever, back off
(Bob& #39;s burgers)
Perry [about Laefram]: that man is trying to undress me with his eyes, Mona
Mona: maybe he& #39;s dressing you, did you ever think of that?
(psych)
Mona: maybe he& #39;s dressing you, did you ever think of that?
(psych)
Avianna: I& #39;m going to ask you to be respectful--
Perry: I& #39;m going to politely decline.
(Psych)
Perry: I& #39;m going to politely decline.
(Psych)
Perry: not to worry, I have a permit
Avianna: this just says “I can do what I want"
(parks and rec)
Avianna: this just says “I can do what I want"
(parks and rec)
Mona: I& #39;ve never been an inspiration before. I don& #39;t like this much responsibility.
(new girl)
(new girl)
Perry: did Mona said she& #39;d fight with us?
Avianna: more or less
Perry: more "more" or more "less"?
Avianna: probably more less
Perry: she said no?
Avianna: she said no.
(justice league)
Avianna: more or less
Perry: more "more" or more "less"?
Avianna: probably more less
Perry: she said no?
Avianna: she said no.
(justice league)
Rylan: that’s one of my biggest fears
Mona: what is
Rylan: if I ever, like, woke up as a piece of bacon...
Mona: you would eat yourself?
Rylan: I wouldn’t even question it
(community)
Mona: what is
Rylan: if I ever, like, woke up as a piece of bacon...
Mona: you would eat yourself?
Rylan: I wouldn’t even question it
(community)
Mona: I, for one, didn’t WANT to start my day with a slaughter
Mona: which really just goes to show how much I’ve grown
(buffy the vampire slayer)
Mona: which really just goes to show how much I’ve grown
(buffy the vampire slayer)
Mona: wait a minute, you don’t go TOWARDS the weird scary sound!
Avianna: yeah we do. we always do.
Mona: I hate that about us
(httyd)
Avianna: yeah we do. we always do.
Mona: I hate that about us
(httyd)
Perry: the thing is, I have something to tell you
Mona: you know you can say anything to me, Perry. We’ve known each other forever and there’s absolutely nothing that could dent our impenetrable bond
Perry: I have a secret boyfriend
Mona: you& #39;re dead to me
(psych)
Mona: you know you can say anything to me, Perry. We’ve known each other forever and there’s absolutely nothing that could dent our impenetrable bond
Perry: I have a secret boyfriend
Mona: you& #39;re dead to me
(psych)
Perry: so do you like being the little spoon or the big spoon?
Mona: I& #39;m not a spoon. I& #39;m a knife. and I& #39;m going to stab you in the eyeball.
(grey& #39;s anatomy)
Mona: I& #39;m not a spoon. I& #39;m a knife. and I& #39;m going to stab you in the eyeball.
(grey& #39;s anatomy)
Mona: we all know I can be a bit--
Avianna: dismal
Joren: emotionally monochromatic
Perry: spicy!
Mona: whatever
(sanders sides)
Avianna: dismal
Joren: emotionally monochromatic
Perry: spicy!
Mona: whatever
(sanders sides)
Mona: you’ll be okay, marshmallow
Rylan: do you call me marshmallow because I& #39;m soft and easily flattened?
Mona: well yeah, but if it makes you feel any better it& #39;s also because you& #39;re very white.
(scrubs)
Rylan: do you call me marshmallow because I& #39;m soft and easily flattened?
Mona: well yeah, but if it makes you feel any better it& #39;s also because you& #39;re very white.
(scrubs)
Perry: remember when you dared me to lick the swing set?
Mona: no, I said "Perry, don& #39;t lick the swing set," and you said "don& #39;t tell me what to do, Mona"
Mona: and then you licked the swing set.
(icarly)
Mona: no, I said "Perry, don& #39;t lick the swing set," and you said "don& #39;t tell me what to do, Mona"
Mona: and then you licked the swing set.
(icarly)
(after the goblin battle)
Perry: and again, Mona and Perry save the day!
Avianna: you didn& #39;t do anything, it was all Mona
Perry: we& #39;re a packaged deal, everyone knows that
(b99)
Perry: and again, Mona and Perry save the day!
Avianna: you didn& #39;t do anything, it was all Mona
Perry: we& #39;re a packaged deal, everyone knows that
(b99)
Perry: please, for me?
Mona: don& #39;t do that
Perry: do what?
Mona: you think that when you say "please, for me?" that I& #39;ll just do anything you want. well, not this time.
Perry: please? for me?
Mona:
Mona: okay.
(icarly)
Mona: don& #39;t do that
Perry: do what?
Mona: you think that when you say "please, for me?" that I& #39;ll just do anything you want. well, not this time.
Perry: please? for me?
Mona:
Mona: okay.
(icarly)
Mona: this is crazy. I’m having feelings again. like some kind of 14-year-old kid or something. I mean, you remember feelings, right?
Joren: yeah, I have feelings every single day of my life
Mona: do you?
Joren: are you saying that you don& #39;t have feelings?
(iasip)
Joren: yeah, I have feelings every single day of my life
Mona: do you?
Joren: are you saying that you don& #39;t have feelings?
(iasip)
Joren, trying to reach something on a shelf: Perry, I need a boost
Perry: all right
Perry, clapping: go for it, you can do it, you& #39;re the best! whoo!
(the weekenders)
Perry: all right
Perry, clapping: go for it, you can do it, you& #39;re the best! whoo!
(the weekenders)
Mona: Laefram, I thought we had a mutual understanding that if you ever came back here I would be within my rights to kill you.
(murphy brown)
(murphy brown)
Perry: it& #39;s called surveillance. I surveillate things. I& #39;m a purveyor of surveillerism.
(psych)
(psych)
Avianna: the odds of that happening coincidentally are vanishingly small
Joren: I would say infinitesimally
Perry: yes and I would say "teenily-weenily." we all know words.
(b99)
Joren: I would say infinitesimally
Perry: yes and I would say "teenily-weenily." we all know words.
(b99)
Perry: be myself? Joren, I have one day to win over Laefram. how long did it take before you guys started liking me?
Rylan, shrugging: couple weeks?
Mona: six months
Avianna: jury& #39;s still out
Perry: see Joren? "be yourself"--what kind of garbage advice is THAT
(b99)
Rylan, shrugging: couple weeks?
Mona: six months
Avianna: jury& #39;s still out
Perry: see Joren? "be yourself"--what kind of garbage advice is THAT
(b99)
Perry: first time I got punched in the face, I was like, "oh no!"
Perry: but then I was like, "this is a story"
(community)
Perry: but then I was like, "this is a story"
(community)
Doc: your friends are counting on you
Mona: well, that& #39;s their fault. I have carefully cultivated a persona that screams "you& #39;re on your own"
(community)
Mona: well, that& #39;s their fault. I have carefully cultivated a persona that screams "you& #39;re on your own"
(community)
Mona: of course you should fight fire with fire. you should fight everything with fire.
(magic: the gathering)
(magic: the gathering)
Avianna: I do apologize for my actions, even though they were totally and completely justified.
(game grumps)
(game grumps)
Mona: WE GOTTA DRAW THE LINE SOMEWHERE! YOU GOTTA DRAW A FUCKING LINE IN THE SAND, DUDE! YOU GOTTA MAKE A STATEMENT!
Mona: you gotta look inside yourself and say, "What am I willing to put up with today?"
Mona: NOT FUCKING THIS
(game grumps)
Mona: you gotta look inside yourself and say, "What am I willing to put up with today?"
Mona: NOT FUCKING THIS
(game grumps)
Joren: Perry and Avi are down, we need help!
Mona: we have Rhangul now
Joren: I meant REAL help!
(teen wolf)
Mona: we have Rhangul now
Joren: I meant REAL help!
(teen wolf)
Avi: so you lied to me?
Mona: that depends on how you define "lying"
Avi: well, I define it as not telling the truth. how do you define it?
Mona: reclining your body in a horizontal position
(teen wolf)
Mona: that depends on how you define "lying"
Avi: well, I define it as not telling the truth. how do you define it?
Mona: reclining your body in a horizontal position
(teen wolf)
Laefram: don& #39;t ask why, but I need you to punch me in the face
Mona: punch you in the face?
Laefram: yes, punch me! in the face! didn& #39;t you hear me?
Mona: I always hear "punch me in the face" when you& #39;re talking, but it& #39;s usually subtext
(sherlock)
Mona: punch you in the face?
Laefram: yes, punch me! in the face! didn& #39;t you hear me?
Mona: I always hear "punch me in the face" when you& #39;re talking, but it& #39;s usually subtext
(sherlock)
Avi: did you just refer to a dagger as a "people opener"?
Mona: ... should I not have?
(rooster teeth)
Mona: ... should I not have?
(rooster teeth)
Avi: something has to be done, and I have a plan. we use mankind& #39;s greatest weapon--
Mona: a dagger?
Avi: --the written word
Mona: ugh, I& #39;m out
(brooklyn nine nine)
Mona: a dagger?
Avi: --the written word
Mona: ugh, I& #39;m out
(brooklyn nine nine)
Avi (about Roa): what’s a not gay way to ask her to go to the casino with me?
(parks and rec)
(parks and rec)
Perry: love is a very complex emotion, Mona. you can be very close to someone one minute and the next minute, why, you just want to strangle them! do you understand?
Mona: I am familiar with the urge to strangle, yes
(the drowsy chaperone)
Mona: I am familiar with the urge to strangle, yes
(the drowsy chaperone)
Adder: I won& #39;t forget this insolence
Perry: I probably will. it& #39;s nothing special.
(the dresden files)
Perry: I probably will. it& #39;s nothing special.
(the dresden files)
Mona: why are you squeezing me with your body??
Joren: it& #39;s a hug, Mona! I& #39;m hugging you!
(spn)
Joren: it& #39;s a hug, Mona! I& #39;m hugging you!
(spn)
Mona (to Avi, about Roa): so are you gonna call her? or does she call you? how do girls decide who calls? is that what "top" means?
(unbreakable kimmy schmidt)
(unbreakable kimmy schmidt)
Perry: I never brag
Mona: you once called your face "proof of God& #39;s existence"
(desperate housewives)
Mona: you once called your face "proof of God& #39;s existence"
(desperate housewives)
Mona: my greatest weakness? occasionally, I give a damn
(jessica jones)
(jessica jones)
Boldrei: I& #39;m gonna give you a shard
Mona: why??
Boldrei: because of all the good work you& #39;ve done
Mona: I have the lowest success record of anyone here
Boldrei: it& #39;s not about numbers, Mona, it& #39;s about attitude!
Mona: I have the worst attitude of anyone here
(the office)
Mona: why??
Boldrei: because of all the good work you& #39;ve done
Mona: I have the lowest success record of anyone here
Boldrei: it& #39;s not about numbers, Mona, it& #39;s about attitude!
Mona: I have the worst attitude of anyone here
(the office)
Joren: you know, hugs are MY drug of choice
(izombie)
(izombie)
Mona: in light of what you did for me, you can hug me for four to five seconds
Joren: 45 SECONDS?????
Mona: no!! four to five seconds!!
Joren, hugging her: TOO LATE
(modern family)
Joren: 45 SECONDS?????
Mona: no!! four to five seconds!!
Joren, hugging her: TOO LATE
(modern family)
Avi: I sort of did something and I need your advice, but I don& #39;t want a lot of judgement or criticism
Perry: and you came to me?
(modern family)
Perry: and you came to me?
(modern family)
Joren: you are so smart! you could solve anything! *sobbing* WHY DON& #39;T WE TALK MORE
Mona: uh oh. feelings.
(sanders sides)
Mona: uh oh. feelings.
(sanders sides)
Joren: roses are red, violets are blue, sunflowers are yellow, tulips come in all sorts of colours, so do roses! I really like flowers. daffodils are also yellow--
(Thomas Sanders)
(Thomas Sanders)
Perry: you know what your problem is, Avi? I’m too good looking
(that 70s show)
(that 70s show)
Perry: don’t underestimate us. our team’s motto is "maybe we’ll get lucky this time"
(the 100)
(the 100)
Mona: if I don’t kill somebody soon, I’m going to forget how.
(big trouble)
(big trouble)
Avi: Perry if we get out of this I am going to KILL you!
Perry: so what& #39;s my incentive to live?
(psych)
Perry: so what& #39;s my incentive to live?
(psych)
