Just once I want someone to stare at someone else while driving in a show for an unreasonably long time and rear end the person in front of them BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT WOULD ACTUALLY HAPPEN. #originalsin
Very disappointed to report the murder implement was not bone. #originalsin
AHAHA HE HAND CUFFED HIM TO THE OH SHIT HANDLE! #originalsin
Disaster Gay looks like he has given up. Resigned to his fate of being handcuffed by emo dude. #originalsin
Idk why it is funny to me that disaster gay called emo dude 大哥 but it is. #originalsin
The intro music to ep5 reminds me of bbc Sherlock. #originalsin
F- to the mugger for failing entirely. #originalsin
The more we find out about emo dude's back story, the more justified I think he is in being emo. Dad was a serial killer, he got stabbed when he was in the police academy, which led to his dad being arrested and convicted of being a serial killer...
He got divorced and his(?) kid doesn't spent much time with him, his partner got killed and apparently he's under suspicion for it, and his life has been invaded by the disaster gay, who's sister was one of emo dude's dad's victims. Like...wow man. Your life sucks out loud.
Did emo dude make it rain with this willpower? #originalsin
The way disaster gay lays his hand over his breast when emo dude tells him to take off his uniform is so overly dramatic. #originalsin
Hahaha and now disaster gay is so scared emo dude is going to kill him. #originalsin
I see we are starting the knifing early this episode. #originalsin
The director dude agrees with me that disaster gay looks like a disaster but his apartment is nice. I...dunno how to feel about this. #originalsin
Wait. So now emo dude is being implicated in two of his coworkers deaths?
UMMMMMM. DUDE. YOU CANT JUST PUT A HIT OUT ON SOMEONE LIKE THAT.
STOP THREATHENING HIS MOM
Dude. Why do you need him to open the door when the window is open and you can just unlock it yourself? #originalsin
Teamwork makes the dream work. #originalsin
Wowwww emo dude can drink. #originalsin
Scene: very intense moment of life threatening decisionmaking shown between two shots.
Me: Wait! That was a continuity error! His hand moved!

I have the attention span of a gnat istg. #originalsin
Dear emo dude: that hair is In No Way regulation for police academy. Plz. #originalsin
So much attitude this one. #originalsin
WHAT THE FUCK. You are CID, WHY AREN'T YOU WEARING GLOVES. #originalsin
Omg disaster gay sending the girl after emo dude. I am dying. #originalsin
Forever 21 earrings for a wedding. Hmmmmm classy. #originalsin
I like the shot framed thru the blinds. #originalsin
Uh. This plastic surgery doctor is kind of creepy. #originalsin
Hahaha disaster gay waving at the groom dude. Plz. You are adorable and such a troll, sir. #originalsin
Emo dude has acquired a leather jacket. 👀 #originalsin
Ah yes, the iconic shot.
Ooooh disaster gay coming in with the really good detecting. #originalsin
Awww bb. Disaster gay not reacting well to the site of the murder. #originalsin
This episode has made me sad now. #originalsin
42 seconds into ep7 and I'm about to quit because. Emo dude is smiling? He's happy?? I CAN ALREADY FEEL THE KNIFE COMING FOR ME #originalsin
That should be ep8
Okay, disaster gay, I don't care how much you like to give someone head, that is N O T how you pour beer into a glass. #originalsin
Another iconic shot
Doctor plastic surgeon dude. My man. I know you are a sketch ass plastic surgeon who is kind of creepy but why do you have scalpels on your desk? They are not sanitary there and also they can be used as weapons against you. #originalsin
Okay, back to this now and hopefully I don't fall asleep and drop my tablet on my face again like last night.
WOW EXCUSE ME EMO DUDE. I DID NOT ASK YOU TO GIVE ME FEELS ABOUT YOUR SAD LIFE STALKING YOUR DAUGHTER. #originalsin
Interesting that they subtitle both hǎo and okay as 好.
Disaster gay drinking and making dumb decisions seems to be a theme. #originalsin
Wow I am impressed with ZTL's ability to look like he's drunk/been drinking. #originalsin
This whole speech is fucking. Goddamn. ZTL killing it here. #originalsin
The way he bites out the 为什么。 I am dying. And aroused. Hnnnnng. #originalsin
再见了 你们这帮杀人犯

Halp. I've been killed by his crazy eyes and his line delivery. #originalsin
Episode 9 is starting off with a creep. And also a trope that I fucking hate a lot. I am so annoyed right now. #originalsin
I hate this soooooooo muuuuuuuuuch fjffhdhdh #originalsin
Wtf cyanide? #originalsin
Uhm. Emo dude seems unusually upset by this. Is that how his dad murdered people? #originalsin
I really like the way this hostel is design and I would really like to stay there now. #originalsin
Please. Disaster gay. I know you are resigning but also you are at work. Why is your shirt unbuttoned to your navel? #originalsin
That tiny little swallow before the evil deputy director starts laying out the pictures. /lasereyes #originalsin
Disaster gay didn't know who emo dude's dad was? Ohhhhh man, this about to get messy. #originalsin
I really love the victim girl's hair. So much. It makes me want to do it again but also I have no reason to spend 3hours making my arms tired. #originalsin
Emo dude has exactly zero patience this episode. #originalsin
This black and white flashback with the gold nail polish is 🔥🔥🔥 #originalsin
Now disaster gay is being emo on his balcony with his bottle of whiskey and ignoring emo dude's calls. Plz bb, talk to him. #originalsin
Hahaha the way Egg Waffle is sleeping in the patio furniture is relatable. #originalsin
Is disaster gay gonna point a gun at emo dude again now that he knows about emo dude's dad? Cause, uh, just saying, I wouldn't be opposed to that. #originalsin
I may have been wrong in my assessment of emo dude's patience levels. I think it's in the negatives. #originalsin
YZ is so good at yelling wow. #originalsin
Disaster gay out here taking '15 minutes late with Starbucks' to a new level. #originalsin
........

and now I sit to wait for the next episode.

#originalsin
Disaster gay as a uni student is a big mood. I also did not go to class if I could just pass exams and I also failed classes because of it (even with passing exams 😒). Sometimes you gotta hustle for $$$. #originalsin
Disaster gay pulling faces behind his papers is hilarious. I wanna squish his face like
Ahahaha disaster gay putting his hand on his chest again. "I was scared to death". Ahahahahaha #originalsin
This dick in fancy clothes really came all the way down to the crime scene to give emo dude a public dressing down, huh? Like he wanted 3 people to get murdered, one right in front of him? #originalsin
Uh. Disaster gay. Kind of rude to go around accusing people of killing their friends. #originalsin
I just tried to inhale the chip I was eating when he did that. Like. He really did just accuse emo dude of killing his friend and emo dude just looked at him so sad. Nooooo. #originalsin
"Nothing changes for the good in this world at all." EMO DUDE NO. #originalsin
Disaster gay is hella good with the pep talk here. Wrow. #originalsin
And now he's buttoning his shirt??? Disaster gay turning over a new leaf in this episode! #originalsin
The camera work in this show is so good. #originalsin
Show: takes place in a made up country that is totally not Malaysia.
Also show:
FHHDHSSHHSGDJFKD NO HOW VERY FUCKING DARE YOU COME FOR MY FEELINGS LIKE THIS HOW DARE #originalsin
And now I have feelings about disaster gay covering his mum with his jacket and watching her sleep. I'm gonna start crying in the laundromat and blow my image of being cool. #originalsin
"You wanted to see me again already? Do you want to go to a movie? Or a picnic?" Disaster gay, your date ideas are so basic. #originalsin
I am being stabbed in the eyeballs by egg waffle's outfit. Jeeeeez. #originalsin
DISASTER GAY. PUT YOUR EYEBROWS AWAY. #originalsin
Ugh I hate this. #originalsin
YOU ARE POLICE AND HAVING A MEETING INVESIGATING A CASE WHY IS YOUR SHIRT LIKE THAT?? #originalsin
50% of tweeting of #originalsin is yelling about disaster gay's inability to dress himself.
Emo dude: 😐
Disaster gay: /leans forward to look at emo dude's 😐 face like he expects the non-expression to change from a different angle.
#originalsin
I like how the street camera has HD footage taken that doesn't turn into pixels when zooming in. IN WHAT WORLD? #originalsin
I guess the made up country that is totally not Malaysia has the most advanced CCTV in the whole world. #originalsin
Hahaha stealing a bottle of water for the rookie. Sweet. #originalsin
Emo dude was very uncool as a rookie. Should have spent more time at school perfecting his not throwing up skills instead of his emo face. #originalsin
The story of a relationship in 2 pictures. 😂😂 #originalsin
WHY ARE THEY SITTING LIKE THAT?? #originalsin
Wow. Wooooow. This case is good, despite initial reservations because I looked like it was going to press on a pet peeve of mine. #originalsin
Disaster gay's face after he asked her if it was worth it and then he looked back at emo dude. Wowwwww. #originalsin
Dhhdhdgd WHY DO YOU HAVE YOUR GUN ON THE ROOFTOP?? #originalsin
Disaster gay: "I had to hurry back to you."
Me: /chokes on my tea
#originalsin
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#originalsin
THIS SHOW IS HURTING MY FEELINGSSSSS. #originalsin
/whispers. That is now how you clear the chamber, disaster gay. #originalsin
This dude really likes to accuse people of murder. #originalsin
This holding back the tears face emo dude has is especially hurtful to my feelings place. #originalsin
Disaster gay WHY do you like to rest your hand across your chest like that so much?? Are you a Victorian era lady who has had her honour impugned? #originalsin
Oh no, it's the same building as before. And he has no back up. Now I have to be scared for him. #originalsin
This boy is an idiot. Emo and cute and an idiot. #originalsin
Emo dude being a concerned dad is hilarious and I'm going to die it's so cuuuuuute. #originalsin
"What if there's something wrong with her head?" Jfhdhdgdgdg hahahahaha. #originalsin
Whoa. #originalsin
I keep hearing 20 is the magical number for this show but here I am at 13 having feelings about how disaster gay asked if emo dude was okay. #originalsin
Ohhhh boy. Emo dude is pissed right the fuck off. #originalsin
Also it is apparently time for one of my favourite tropes! #originalsin
Does disaster gay not realise he can reach thru open car windows? Is it some kind of mental problem that means he doesn't know that or how to use buttons? Or did no one ever teach him these important life skills? No wonder he's such a disaster. #originalsin
......oh. my. god. Did disaster gay just say that he's civilised and that emo dude has been bullying/abusing him? AHAHAHAHA. #originalsin
Sophie! I missed her. #originalsin
Well that scene transition was garbage. Be better, show. #originalsin
I really love the opening theme for this show. #originalsin
I also really love one disaster gay who is a disaster but also says the most beautiful philosophical stuff. #originalsin
"Did you know, in a lot of big city subways, the last train after midnight goes for a final run, without even a single passenger as if to tell those wandering souls: 'Your work is done. Rest well.'"

#originalsin
Just...WHAT KIND OF NONSENSE IS THIS? WHAT GOES ON IN YOUR HEAD MR. DISASTER GAY?? #originalsin
What is this random teenage pregnancy drama? Also, disaster gay, plz. #originalsin
Disaster gay. Why are you drinking from a flask IN YOUR OWN HOUSE? What kind of disaster life decisions are these? #originalsin
Some of the scene transition music reminds me of like the Pink Panther or smthg old and cheesy. #originalsin
Also, I just realised that disaster gay apparently lights candles so he has mood lighting while he drinks from his flask and works from his kitchen table. #originalsin
The word prawns appeared and I immediately burst into laughter. /pee pee prawns/ 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Omg. The look! On emo dude's face!! Whrn he sees disaster dude sitting at his kitchen table, eating his mom's food!!! Ahahahaha. #originalsin
This look is emo dude questioning every decision in his life that made the fates hate him enough that he met disaster gay. #originalsin
The best part is he actually holds that look for like a minute, like his brain has temporarily gone offline because of the ridiculousness. Emo dude.exe not found. #originalsin
Emo dude's weak little 走啊。 🤣. #originalsin
He sounds like such a bratty teenager I can't I'm crying from laughing. #originalsin
"Are you in a bad mood? You should talk about it. You can get that treated."

I love disaster gay so much. And also the scriptwriter(s) for giving him these lines. If I could write dialogue a tenth this good I would die of joy. #originalsin
O.O that slow mo throwing down his badge. Disaster gay has had enough. #originalsin
Disaster gay looks so stressed out. #originalsin
STOP. STARING. AT EACH OTHER. WHILE DRIVING. ON MY FUCKING GOD. #originalsin
Oh boy. Disaster gay has had it. #originalsin
Disaster gay being hung over is a mood. I have been that way too. #originalsin
Well. These two win the award for most useless bodyguards of the season. #originalsin
Seriously tho, what is the point of bodyguards that are the same gender if they stand outside the toilet? #originalsin
Disaster gay, how many jobs do you want to have? Full time CID agent, club manager, restaurant manager, and now taking on legal advising? #originalsin
Egg Waffle and disaster gay should probably not be let out to talk to people together. #originalsin
This show is such high quality and then it has flagrant consistency errors. /sigh. #originalsin
Ahahaha omg disaster gay what are you doing with the xray light board. #originalsin
This scene with the four boys is so revenge of the nerds endearing haha. #originalsin
Disaster gay with the sloooooow pooooke. He's so cute. #originalsin
Ohhhh shiiiiit. #originalsin
"Keep an eye on him. Stay safe."

/screams into the void about disaster gay loving his emo dude.

#originalsin
That...is a different gun now. Plzzzz show. Stop with the consistency errors. #originalsin
...her shoulder wound changed sides?? Wtf? #originalsin
Well the motive for this case is some bullshit. #originalsin
Ooooh I have done that kind of pursuit driving before. It is fucking scary. #originalsin
And the bad guy dude is back to having the gun that looks a lit like a taser again. /dizzy. #originalsin
W O W. That was an epic side-eye, emo dude. #originalsin
Why do the CID cubicle dividers say comfortable? #originalsin
Uhhhhh the Porsche has returned. I guess disaster gay finally retrieved it from impound. #originalsin
Because @necrolytic is hilarious the subtitles say things like [divorce flashbacks] that make me choke from laughing. #originalsin
That lift looks sketch af and possibly haunted. Definitely would be getting my cardio in if it was me. #originalsin
Disaster gay: positive 150 social skills.
Emo dude: negative 50 social skills.
It's good when your partner can balance you out.
#originalsin
I love when emo dude gets shouty. #originalsin
Omg that one eye half open looking around look reminds me so much of my dad. #originalsin
I see both disaster gay and emo dude are on Team No Sleep. #originalsin
Omg Sophie. 💛🤣 #originalsin
Ohhhh noooo. The begging. I cannot. Help me my feelings are hurt. #originalsin
What the fuck even. Uhhhhh I do not like this. #originalsin
Filler episode but I am ready to see what this new case will be and also for more emo dude/disaster gay interaction. Esp if emo dude finds out disaster gay's mum is in hospital. #originalsin
Ahaha the subs: [fangirling]. 😂😂 #originalsin
Ohhh nooo disaster gay out here breaking my heart with his monologues again. 😭😭 #originalsin
Ahaha emo dude with The Look of Judgement. #originalsin
The smarter thing to do here would be to try all the mailboxes first to see if they match before getting in the sketch as fuck elevator again. #originalsin
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