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I'm in a shared airport transfer taxi driving 3 hours through the alps. We are stuck in snow, and the only other passenger and the driver have just started *really* hitting on each other. What the living shit do I do now?
She's just asked if things ever get 'wild' in the cab.
They have changed the route to drop me off first.
You know what...*annoyingly* they'd make quite a cute couple. I'm simultaneously on the most awkward journey off my life, and quite pleased.
I don't have much signal so I only have seconds to write this - brief update - I'm not dead, she has cancelled her airbnb, he's telling her about what he learnt about himself on the Greek island of Kos
Oh my god he loved and lost on Kos
THEY HAVE DINNER RESERVATIONS FOR 9PM
Her phone rang 3 times in quick succession. She hung up all three times and I quote: "Charlotte can wait".
They have a mutual friend on Facebook...
TWIST - IT IS CHARLOTTE
HE AND CHARLOTTE HAVE HISTORY
I'm about to be dropped off. They argued about Charlotte. Turns out he never called her back
HE ASKED IF THEY SHOULD CANCEL DINNER AND SHE SAID 'DON'T BE SILLY WHAT SHE DOESN'T KNOW WON'T HURT HER'
Guys. It's over. Thank you for your support. Please watch my closing statement.
FINAL UPDATE I HAVE TO FILL IN A FORM RATING MY EXPERIENCE TODAY! AND HE IS DRIVING ME BACK TO THE AIRPORT NEXT WEEK. #WatchThisSpace #PADDYOUT
