Butthole
There are many butthole tweets out there, but this one is mine.
A woman wants what she wants and sometimes she just wants to tweet about buttholes

BUTTHOLES FOR EVERYONE, but you know, literally.
(during anal fisting)
I really hope your heart isn't as empty as your butthole
I really hope your heart isn't as empty as your butthole
For as many tweets as there about how glorious butt sex is, it's kinda surprising there aren't more tweets about anal prolapse.

Much like a cat if I show you my butthole I probably hate you.
Here's the problem with bleaching your butthole. At the end of the day it's still a butthole and just not pretty. Sorry, not sorry.
I hate you from the bottom of my butthole.
(The colon is 5 feet 3 inches long so this is actually a very sick burn and nearly the equivalent of hating someone from head to toe.)
(The colon is 5 feet 3 inches long so this is actually a very sick burn and nearly the equivalent of hating someone from head to toe.)