Butthole
There are many butthole tweets out there, but this one is mine.
A woman wants what she wants and sometimes she just wants to tweet about buttholes https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🤷🏼‍♀️" title="Achselzuckende Frau (mittelheller Hautton)" aria-label="Emoji: Achselzuckende Frau (mittelheller Hautton)">
BUTTHOLES FOR EVERYONE, but you know, literally.
(during anal fisting)

I really hope your heart isn& #39;t as empty as your butthole
For as many tweets as there about how glorious butt sex is, it& #39;s kinda surprising there aren& #39;t more tweets about anal prolapse. https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🤷🏼‍♀️" title="Achselzuckende Frau (mittelheller Hautton)" aria-label="Emoji: Achselzuckende Frau (mittelheller Hautton)">
Much like a cat if I show you my butthole I probably hate you.
Here& #39;s the problem with bleaching your butthole. At the end of the day it& #39;s still a butthole and just not pretty. Sorry, not sorry.
I hate you from the bottom of my butthole.

(The colon is 5 feet 3 inches long so this is actually a very sick burn and nearly the equivalent of hating someone from head to toe.)
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