Here lies a drunken opinion thread about your pathetic horoscope that you cling to. No i don't give a fuck about your response either.

Aries, you hotheaded arrogant son of a bitch. Why don't you fucking listen?? Or try not to be so fucking impulsive? Always on edge get your dick sucked or something my god. Only good about you is you're passionate. Now go passionately get some head, a massage, hell a therapist

Gemini, you inconsistent superficial bitch. Sometimes i dont know if I want to love you cry baby ass bitches or drag you back to hell to your father. The good, I guess you guys are somewhat witty and humorous... But fuck you. Demon.

Cancer, OH MY FUCKING GOD DO YOU HAVE TO CRY ABOUT EVERY FUCKING THING WHAT THE FUCK. You moody, pessimistic, clingy, manipulative, asshole. I love you because you're so sweet and loving. But fuck

Leo, you disrespectful, egoistical, headstrong, self centered, impatient bitch. For once in your fucking life turn down the volume of your ego. I dont know if you even realize your ego will be your demise. I guess we have to settle for the good of you being loyal and optimistic.

Virgo, pipe the fuck down. Like deadass. Overcritical, fussy ass don't nobody want a second fucking moms my guy. Sometimes I have to ask myself hoe why is you here to be honest. Nevertheless, I've never met anyone more reliable and trustworthy.

Libra, you unreliable inconsistent indecisive detached son of a bitch. I am triggered by the thought of depending on y'all for anything. Fuck the fact that you're Charming bitch can EYE DEPEND ON YOU PUTTING THE TISSUE ON THE ROLL AT LEAST DAWG

Scorpio, you sneaky manipulative jealous cunt. If you ever wondered who would kill a bitch bout some shit they did to them in preschool. Here's your bitch. Y'all basically can read ninds from how intuitive you are but other than that. Fuck you unforgiving ass bitches

Saggittarius, BITCH YOU ARE UNHINGED. UN THE FUCK HINGED. Between impatience, over confidence, and taking shit for granted. I know for a fact y'all invented alternative facts. Fuck that big ass heart you have bitch you are the trying to kill me every other day what the fuck

Capricorn, if anyone else needed another proud judgemental pessimistic parent bitch we would contact you. Y'all are pains in the dick like i know for a FACT a bitch like y'all ain't dying for nobody sins. Y'all maybe wise but please stop being such a fucking tight ass.

Aquarius, never have i dealt with a muh fucker so unpredictable. Extreme as fuck, if you looking for a bitch that will drag something to its wits ends. Heres your bitch. Independent and i dont know why people don't have more friends like y'all. Oh cuh you're a self absorbed bitch

Pisces, bitch you have the most extreme emotions. And my god bitch you're just as sensitive as a fucking cancer trying to play tough. You gullible fuck. Y'all are creative but bitch can you please imagine yourself getting it the fuck together. This why y'all be serial killers

Taurus, you sick twisted bitch. When you finish that plate of food with your extra hungry ass we can talk about how possessive and materialistic you really are bitch. Oh you thought cause I was a Taurus I wasn't gon drag y'all hoes too huh? Think again stubborn fuck

Take the entire thread personally Bitches. Have an amazing night i love you all.