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Wife : My back is paining. Thoda sa moov laga do.
Colonel : Moov Khatam ho gya
Wife : Toh Nya wala moov de do
Colonel : Nhi de skta
Wife : kyon??
Colonel : We never reveal our next moov

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Wife : My back is paining. Thoda sa moov laga do.
Colonel : Moov Khatam ho gya
Wife : Toh Nya wala moov de do
Colonel : Nhi de skta
Wife : kyon??
Colonel : We never reveal our next moov

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Captain: "Why did you join the navy, son?
Santa: I want to serve my country, sir!
Captain: Can you swim?
Santa: Don't you have ships, sir?
:D
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Captain: "Why did you join the navy, son?
Santa: I want to serve my country, sir!
Captain: Can you swim?
Santa: Don't you have ships, sir?
:D
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So THIS is why Navy planes have tail hooks.. to hang them out to dry by the side of the carriers after a wash!
:D
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So THIS is why Navy planes have tail hooks.. to hang them out to dry by the side of the carriers after a wash!
:D
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Sepoy Santa: Sir if I step on a landmine, what should I do?
Capt Banta: Normal procedure is to jump up 20 feet & scatter yourself over a wide area!
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Sepoy Santa: Sir if I step on a landmine, what should I do?
Capt Banta: Normal procedure is to jump up 20 feet & scatter yourself over a wide area!
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It isn't about the incident itself, but instead about the way the story has been written!
भई मज़ा आ गया इसको पढ़कर!
https://www.naidunia.com/madhya-pradesh/mhow-mhow-news-5821951
It isn't about the incident itself, but instead about the way the story has been written!
भई मज़ा आ गया इसको पढ़कर!

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Ques: What is the biggest danger to a submarine, even bigger than an enemy torpedo?
Ans: A 'friendly' fart, of course!
Ques: What is the biggest danger to a submarine, even bigger than an enemy torpedo?
Ans: A 'friendly' fart, of course!

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A quick ques : Instead of buying so many readymade Chinooks, couldn't India have just bought a pair or two of a male & a female Chinook, and let them reproduce, like this one?
Just imagine the forex we would've saved!
A quick ques : Instead of buying so many readymade Chinooks, couldn't India have just bought a pair or two of a male & a female Chinook, and let them reproduce, like this one?
Just imagine the forex we would've saved!

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Shit happens!
Shit happens!