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Crisp and straight to the point indeed!
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Crisp and straight to the point indeed!
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Don& #39;t worry Sir .. I& #39;m from the internet!
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Don& #39;t worry Sir .. I& #39;m from the internet!
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Wife : My back is paining. Thoda sa moov laga do.
Colonel : Moov Khatam ho gya
Wife : Toh Nya wala moov de do
Colonel : Nhi de skta
Wife : kyon??
Colonel : We never reveal our next moov
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Wife : My back is paining. Thoda sa moov laga do.
Colonel : Moov Khatam ho gya
Wife : Toh Nya wala moov de do
Colonel : Nhi de skta
Wife : kyon??
Colonel : We never reveal our next moov
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I said SMILE!
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Captain: "Why did you join the navy, son?
Santa: I want to serve my country, sir!
Captain: Can you swim?
Santa: Don& #39;t you have ships, sir?
:D
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Captain: "Why did you join the navy, son?
Santa: I want to serve my country, sir!
Captain: Can you swim?
Santa: Don& #39;t you have ships, sir?
:D
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And nine months later, the Osprey was born!
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And nine months later, the Osprey was born!
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Budget Cuts et al!
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Budget Cuts et al!
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So THIS is why Navy planes have tail hooks.. to hang them out to dry by the side of the carriers after a wash!
:D
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So THIS is why Navy planes have tail hooks.. to hang them out to dry by the side of the carriers after a wash!
:D
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Ik hawa ka jhonka aaya ..
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Ik hawa ka jhonka aaya ..
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Marr gaya Abrams!
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Marr gaya Abrams!
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Marr gaya F-16!
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Marr gaya F-16!
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Military Ranks explained, for the uninformed!
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Military Ranks explained, for the uninformed!
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If you think other puns are bad, wait till you sea mine!
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If you think other puns are bad, wait till you sea mine!
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(From FB )
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(From FB )
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THIS is why Russian pilots are forbidden from eating Indian food before a sortie!
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THIS is why Russian pilots are forbidden from eating Indian food before a sortie!
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When Spiderman saved the day!
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When Spiderman saved the day!
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Sepoy Santa: Sir if I step on a landmine, what should I do?
Capt Banta: Normal procedure is to jump up 20 feet & scatter yourself over a wide area!
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Sepoy Santa: Sir if I step on a landmine, what should I do?
Capt Banta: Normal procedure is to jump up 20 feet & scatter yourself over a wide area!
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Situational Awareness is paramount!
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Situational Awareness is paramount!
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MiG tired.
MiG rest!
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PS: Give it some vodka. It& #39;ll be alright!
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MiG tired.
MiG rest!
PS: Give it some vodka. It& #39;ll be alright!
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The latest American tank. Very aptly named & #39;The Rajnikant& #39;!
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The latest American tank. Very aptly named & #39;The Rajnikant& #39;!
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French Salute, practiced and perfected over centuries!
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French Salute, practiced and perfected over centuries!
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Love is blind indeed!
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Love is blind indeed!
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& #39;Fly By Wire& #39; .. redefined!
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& #39;Fly By Wire& #39; .. redefined!
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It isn& #39;t about the incident itself, but instead about the way the story has been written!
भई मज़ा आ गया इसको पढ़कर!
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It isn& #39;t about the incident itself, but instead about the way the story has been written!
भई मज़ा आ गया इसको पढ़कर!
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Ques: What is the biggest danger to a submarine, even bigger than an enemy torpedo?
Ans: A & #39;friendly& #39; fart, of course!
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Ques: What is the biggest danger to a submarine, even bigger than an enemy torpedo?
Ans: A & #39;friendly& #39; fart, of course!
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A quick ques : Instead of buying so many readymade Chinooks, couldn& #39;t India have just bought a pair or two of a male & a female Chinook, and let them reproduce, like this one?
Just imagine the forex we would& #39;ve saved!
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A quick ques : Instead of buying so many readymade Chinooks, couldn& #39;t India have just bought a pair or two of a male & a female Chinook, and let them reproduce, like this one?
Just imagine the forex we would& #39;ve saved!
Close Enough!
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Nailed it!
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