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Someone pl tell him this is NOT how you are supposed to take off!
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Air Support in times of budget cuts!
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Offered without comments!

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Crisp and straight to the point indeed!

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A truly awesome photo of a submarine battle!
Hats off to the photographer!

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In case there was any confusion, tanks get the right of way every time!
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Don't worry Sir .. I'm from the internet!

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Wife : My back is paining. Thoda sa moov laga do.

Colonel : Moov Khatam ho gya

Wife : Toh Nya wala moov de do

Colonel : Nhi de skta

Wife : kyon??

Colonel : We never reveal our next moov



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I said SMILE!



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Captain: "Why did you join the navy, son?
Santa: I want to serve my country, sir!
Captain: Can you swim?
Santa: Don't you have ships, sir?
:D

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And nine months later, the Osprey was born!


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Budget Cuts et al!

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The best selling magazine in the world!

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So THIS is why Navy planes have tail hooks.. to hang them out to dry by the side of the carriers after a wash!
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Ik hawa ka jhonka aaya ..

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Marr gaya Abrams!

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THIS is how tanks are born!

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Marr gaya Apache!

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Marr gaya F-16!


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Military Ranks explained, for the uninformed!

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If you think other puns are bad, wait till you sea mine!

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THIS, folks, is how a Group Captain becomes an Admiral!

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SAVE Private Ryan!!

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(From FB )

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THIS is why Russian pilots are forbidden from eating Indian food before a sortie!

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Chinese Whispers!

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The new, low cost, 100% successful bulletproof helmet!

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When Spiderman saved the day!

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Sepoy Santa: Sir if I step on a landmine, what should I do?
Capt Banta: Normal procedure is to jump up 20 feet & scatter yourself over a wide area!

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Situational Awareness is paramount!

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MiG tired.
MiG rest!


PS: Give it some vodka. It'll be alright!

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The latest American tank. Very aptly named 'The Rajnikant'!

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French Salute, practiced and perfected over centuries!

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FINALLY!!!

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Love is blind indeed!

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'Fly By Wire' .. redefined!

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It isn't about the incident itself, but instead about the way the story has been written!
भई मज़ा आ गया इसको पढ़कर!
https://www.naidunia.com/madhya-pradesh/mhow-mhow-news-5821951

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Ques: What is the biggest danger to a submarine, even bigger than an enemy torpedo?
Ans: A 'friendly' fart, of course!

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A quick ques : Instead of buying so many readymade Chinooks, couldn't India have just bought a pair or two of a male & a female Chinook, and let them reproduce, like this one?
Just imagine the forex we would've saved!

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Shit happens!

Close Enough!


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Nailed it!


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