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this guy gets it
friendship with all other shows canceled. forensic files is my best friend now.
i call shenanigans on that
wow just @ me next time
well with a name like that
do not presume to tell me my business, forensic files
live look @ me catching up on the news
all cops are burritos
i love this show and all its fake ass science and gormless, slack-jawed cops
typical rich dude who murdered his wife alibi
that’s the plan some days, yeah
broke: telling your wife’s boyfriend to stop emailing her
woke: emailing praises of your wife to your boyfriend
woke: emailing praises of your wife to your boyfriend
not my mood, but a big one nonetheless
me reading all y’all’s tweets
i nodded off sitting up while watching forensic files & researching snow shovels
very brave of you to share this, officer
special agent on the case 
nothing gets past these guys
the most beautiful feature of the boston skyline - the famous boston space needle
are the forensic scientists ok?
don’t threaten me with a good time, bill
forensic files, do you know what’s wrong with the president?
the art of the deal
he’s a romantic
detective crook recommends an alternate route
do all cops have fake names?
it’s ok, i have a doctor’s note for this level of mad online
it’s a technical law enforcement term
plantifa
interrogation 101, back to basics
it’s cop jargon.
*extremely shaggy voice* it wasn’t me
thinkin’ about our enemies
we all know jokes are illegal online, but did you know it’s against the law to tell a joke in spokane, washington?
yeah, same
extremely online, 1996 edition
when a woman makes a joke online
oh so you’re the fashion police, too?
regional differences in police terminology
fight back against the powerful lobbying influence of big cereal
that's kind of personal, don't you think, amy?
logging on
*gesturing broadly*
trey gowdy is canceled
watching the governor talk about his michael jackson costume has virginians like
congressman gowdy, this is the weirdest ad for bleach i’ve ever seen
fuckin’ got ‘em. two different criminals stupid enough to wear shoes.
wasteful, honestly.
quite macho & authoritative
cops don’t wash their underwear
how do you do, fellow crime solvers
i solemnly swear to abstain from all future tugboat piloting
really identifying with this middle aged murderer
iced tea propaganda
if he’s lying about the porcupine, what else is he lying about?
classic murderer behavior: purse full of poisonous beans
no
forensic files summed up the problem with virginia state politics
cat access, a key element to most crimes
men are fucking useless
congressman, please.
free snowball. he did nothing wrong.
putting a dead horse in a ladies nightgown & shooting it with a shotgun for science
a torso wrapped in pants would probably be more notable but ok
maybe the wrong person got murdered
mfw i meet satan
maybe at YOUR house
definitely not a low-flow toilet household
this dog is definitely hiding something
thank you for recognizing the legitimacy of my sons, doctor
amazing detective work
cops are not very creative
dr henry lee is not mad but he is disappointed.
evidence collection used to be harder on your back
so glad i’m not alone in the content mines https://twitter.com/rachel_pick/status/1095799654107832322?s=21
hey quick question: what the fuck?
(it was actually a murder)
oh, just like me!
PSA
so you’re telling me there’s a chance
good news, the deputy says racism is over
cops are the worst. travis is a terrible name for a dog.
fuckin’ amateur hour. this is clearly something you ask jeeves.
forensic files is telling on itself
thinking about going to bed early
this was the beginning of the end for randy
that’s not a phrase people use. that’s not anything.
they do a lot of fucked up reenactments on this show but putting a gun to a cat’s head is a weird move
love to chat with my friends on america online instant messenger
can’t argue with evidence
trying a new perfume
pretty rude of the folks at forensic files to go through my purse like that
you can’t just strow your women thong underwear in the bushes, ladies
he’s ready for date night
sit on it, jerry
time to unwind after a long day of work with my best friend, forensic files.
supercop solves his own murder
police academy valedictorian
