Welcome to the 2019 edition of:

Men Could Be Anything But They Choose To Be Embarrassing. https://twitter.com/BigDaddyLiberty/status/1080052057611096064">https://twitter.com/BigDaddyL...
Today& #39;s episode of Men Could Be Anything But They Choose To Be Embarrassing is not a tweet, it& #39;s a whole human that we should have left behind in 2001. https://twitter.com/ewnupdates/status/1080408536897581056?s=19">https://twitter.com/ewnupdate...
Men Could Be Anything But They Choose To Be Embarrassing.

I just... Wow.

https://twitter.com/MputlaMpya/status/1080717486860001280?s=19">https://twitter.com/MputlaMpy...
Slut shaming and a defence of child marriage all in one tweet.

Men Could Be Anything But They Choose To Be Embarrassing. https://twitter.com/mkangova/status/1081126394606903296?s=19">https://twitter.com/mkangova/...
In the spirit of inclusivity, the vegan edition of Men Could Be Anything But They Choose To Be Embarrassing. https://twitter.com/VeganForLifeNZ/status/1081519735949320193?s=19">https://twitter.com/VeganForL...
Happy Monday. May you go into this week with the confidence of this trashcan.

Men Could Be Anything But They Choose To Be Embarrassing.

https://twitter.com/Matt_S_Stephens/status/1081578511914151936?s=19">https://twitter.com/Matt_S_St...
Today& #39;s episode of Men Could Be Anything But They Choose To Be Embarrassing.

I have a feeling there will be plenty more tweets from this Kreepy Krauly. https://twitter.com/Jonathan_Witt/status/1082372447284969473?s=19">https://twitter.com/Jonathan_...
The MVP of Men Could Be Anything But They Choose To Be Embarrassing.

https://twitter.com/HlomlaDandala/status/1082848299114213376?s=19">https://twitter.com/HlomlaDan...
Could one of the Smurfs please teach their minion what logic actually means. A whole grown man, sees children getting pads and thinks about sex.

Truly, Men Could Be Anything But They Choose To Be Embarrassing. https://twitter.com/HermanMashaba/status/1083636632526487553?s=19">https://twitter.com/HermanMas...
Men Could Be Anything But They Choose To Be Embarrassing.

This one "wasn& #39;t a fan" of the greatest rock band in the world, Apartheid. https://twitter.com/StefanMolyneux/status/1083959648661626881?s=19">https://twitter.com/StefanMol...
Men Could Be Anything But They Choose To Be Embarrassing.

https://twitter.com/OfficialKamoSA/status/1084067936963362816?s=19">https://twitter.com/OfficialK...
Yho ha.a.

Men Could Be Anything But They Choose To Be Embarrassing. https://twitter.com/thedailybeast/status/1084882094852063232?s=19">https://twitter.com/thedailyb...
Maybe biology should be compulsory at school. Your kings, lord.

Men Could Be Anything But They Choose To Be Embarrassing.

[Thank you to @mbongomuffin for being our GPS today] https://twitter.com/KeemOfKings/status/1085187006508892160">https://twitter.com/KeemOfKin...
Men Could Be Anything But They Choose To Be Embarrassing.

Because apparently men bear no responsibility for their actions, ever. Sex workers are hunting them from their happy marriages. https://twitter.com/Moyolagos/status/1085169906142887937?s=19">https://twitter.com/Moyolagos...
Really, Men Could Be Anything But They Choose To Be Embarrassing.

Except this idiot is also going to get us all killed. https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1086971499725160448?s=19">https://twitter.com/realDonal...
This.

Every single thing about this proves that Men Could Be Anything But They Choose To Be Embarrassing. https://twitter.com/RevMeshoe/status/1088761120440107009?s=19">https://twitter.com/RevMeshoe...
Sigh.

Men Could Be Anything But They Choose To Be Embarrassing.

https://twitter.com/eqow_mclean/status/1089601936729477120?s=19">https://twitter.com/eqow_mcle...
Men Could Be Anything But They Choose To Be Embarrassing.

I hope this one stretched thoroughly before this reach. https://twitter.com/ZackMwekassa/status/1094133520140824576?s=19">https://twitter.com/ZackMweka...
Men Could Be Anything But They Choose To Be Embarrassing.

Hide your "penti" liners, comrades.

https://twitter.com/Samuel14122417/status/1094698976757104642">https://twitter.com/Samuel141...
Men Could Be Anything But They Choose To Be Embarrassing.

My favourite tweets are when rapists use their unashamed sexism to out themselves.

https://twitter.com/Sarhili/status/1099385585482022912?s=19">https://twitter.com/Sarhili/s...
Men Could Be Anything But They Choose To Be Embarrassing.

Honestly go marry your parents and leave us out of your msunury. https://twitter.com/Tweleb_waBantu/status/1103690885894758401?s=19">https://twitter.com/Tweleb_wa...
Men Could Be Anything But They Choose To Be Embarrassing.

https://twitter.com/gubanumedia/status/1105015813940133888">https://twitter.com/gubanumed...
Men Could Be Anything But They Choose To Be Embarrassing. https://twitter.com/SeanTheTerrible/status/1105979624415211520?s=19">https://twitter.com/SeanTheTe...
Men Could Be Anything But They Choose To Be Embarrassing. https://twitter.com/stephtaperaa/status/1108658073420353536?s=19">https://twitter.com/stephtape...
Men like this should apply their principles consistently and refuse to eat until a woman prepared and served them food.

Even if they starved for months. Stay true, kings. https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😍" title="Smiling face with heart-shaped eyes" aria-label="Emoji: Smiling face with heart-shaped eyes">

In the meantime, Men Could Be Anything But They Choose To Be Embarrassing.

https://twitter.com/19nihh/status/1112393791414128641?s=19">https://twitter.com/19nihh/st...
Remember what I said about the rapists always revealing themselves?

Men Could Be Anything But They Choose To Be Embarrassing.

https://twitter.com/Koketso_Marokhu/status/1114209014559248384?s=19">https://twitter.com/Koketso_M...
Men Could Be Anything But They Choose To Be Embarrassing. https://twitter.com/TseMonate_ZA/status/1115482116811317248?s=19">https://twitter.com/TseMonate...
Tjo. Men Could Be Anything But They Choose To Be Embarrassing. https://twitter.com/KhandaniM/status/1120210830929408005?s=19">https://twitter.com/KhandaniM...
Men Could Be Anything But They Choose To Be Embarrassing

https://twitter.com/adewalepresh/status/1139069646777344001?s=19">https://twitter.com/adewalepr...
Of all the tweets you could recycle, why would you choose the one that makes you look like an idiot?

Men Could Be Anything But They Choose To Be Embarrassing. https://twitter.com/darealmolf/status/1141230585471541249?s=19">https://twitter.com/darealmol...
Men Could Be Anything But They Choose To Be Embarrassing.

This one supports Arsenal too, so that tells you all you need to know about him. https://twitter.com/asabajames/status/1143233636256374785?s=19">https://twitter.com/asabajame...
Men Could Be Anything But They Choose To Be Embarrassing.

[I really should start a thread replacing "men" with "Christians" because wow.] https://twitter.com/VikktorNelson/status/1152682980281896960?s=19">https://twitter.com/VikktorNe...
Good morning to everyone expect this poes.

Men Could Be Anything But They Choose To Be Embarrassing.

https://twitter.com/MrumaDrive/status/1153647869217378304?s=19">https://twitter.com/MrumaDriv...
Men Could Be Anything But They Choose To Be Embarrassing.

https://twitter.com/AthiMankahla/status/1155115720725819392?s=19">https://twitter.com/AthiManka...
Men Could Be Anything But They Choose To Be Embarrassing. https://twitter.com/Rabs1989/status/1156597324359053312?s=19">https://twitter.com/Rabs1989/...
Men Could Be Anything But They Choose To Be Embarrassing.

Someone told this poes that he has elite intelligence and that he should share his racist thoughts with the world. I hope that person never knows peace. https://twitter.com/KanthanPillay/status/1162812565891796992?s=19">https://twitter.com/KanthanPi...
Men Could Be Anything But They Choose To Be Embarrassing.

https://twitter.com/_Nyambe_/status/1164089484251664384?s=19">https://twitter.com/_Nyambe_/...
Men Could Be Anything But They Choose To Be Embarrassing.

Also predatory AF.

https://twitter.com/ReezyH_/status/1165516613883453440?s=19">https://twitter.com/ReezyH_/s...
Men Could Be Anything But They Choose To Be Embarrassing. https://twitter.com/__KingDean/status/1183942251971411968?s=19">https://twitter.com/__KingDea...
Men Could Be Anything But They Choose To Be Embarrassing. https://twitter.com/TheDukeofOndini/status/1191613538722369536?s=19">https://twitter.com/TheDukeof...
Men Could Be Anything But They Choose To Be Embarrassing. https://twitter.com/nk_nkagele/status/1193751081374883841?s=19">https://twitter.com/nk_nkagel...
Men Could Be Anything But They Choose To Be Embarrassing. https://twitter.com/praisegeorge/status/1195752499581505536?s=19">https://twitter.com/praisegeo...
Men Could Be Anything But They Choose To Be Embarrassing.

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Men Could Be Anything But They Choose To Be Embarrassing. https://twitter.com/jofjac2/status/1197729202830823426?s=19">https://twitter.com/jofjac2/s...
Men Could Be Anything But They Choose To Be Embarrassing. https://twitter.com/TimKalyegira/status/1197819876888453121?s=19">https://twitter.com/TimKalyeg...
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Men Could Be Anything But They Choose To Be Embarrassing. https://twitter.com/iamBale09/status/1199724531834925058?s=19">https://twitter.com/iamBale09...
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