Welcome to the 2019 edition of:

Men Could Be Anything But They Choose To Be Embarrassing. https://twitter.com/BigDaddyLiberty/status/1080052057611096064
Today's episode of Men Could Be Anything But They Choose To Be Embarrassing is not a tweet, it's a whole human that we should have left behind in 2001. https://twitter.com/ewnupdates/status/1080408536897581056?s=19
Men Could Be Anything But They Choose To Be Embarrassing.

I just... Wow.

https://twitter.com/MputlaMpya/status/1080717486860001280?s=19
Slut shaming and a defence of child marriage all in one tweet.

Men Could Be Anything But They Choose To Be Embarrassing. https://twitter.com/mkangova/status/1081126394606903296?s=19
In the spirit of inclusivity, the vegan edition of Men Could Be Anything But They Choose To Be Embarrassing. https://twitter.com/VeganForLifeNZ/status/1081519735949320193?s=19
Happy Monday. May you go into this week with the confidence of this trashcan.

Men Could Be Anything But They Choose To Be Embarrassing.

https://twitter.com/Matt_S_Stephens/status/1081578511914151936?s=19
Today's episode of Men Could Be Anything But They Choose To Be Embarrassing.

I have a feeling there will be plenty more tweets from this Kreepy Krauly. https://twitter.com/Jonathan_Witt/status/1082372447284969473?s=19
The MVP of Men Could Be Anything But They Choose To Be Embarrassing.

https://twitter.com/HlomlaDandala/status/1082848299114213376?s=19
Could one of the Smurfs please teach their minion what logic actually means. A whole grown man, sees children getting pads and thinks about sex.

Truly, Men Could Be Anything But They Choose To Be Embarrassing. https://twitter.com/HermanMashaba/status/1083636632526487553?s=19
Men Could Be Anything But They Choose To Be Embarrassing.

This one "wasn't a fan" of the greatest rock band in the world, Apartheid. https://twitter.com/StefanMolyneux/status/1083959648661626881?s=19
Men Could Be Anything But They Choose To Be Embarrassing.

https://twitter.com/OfficialKamoSA/status/1084067936963362816?s=19
Yho ha.a.

Men Could Be Anything But They Choose To Be Embarrassing. https://twitter.com/thedailybeast/status/1084882094852063232?s=19
Maybe biology should be compulsory at school. Your kings, lord.

Men Could Be Anything But They Choose To Be Embarrassing.

[Thank you to @mbongomuffin for being our GPS today] https://twitter.com/KeemOfKings/status/1085187006508892160
Men Could Be Anything But They Choose To Be Embarrassing.

Because apparently men bear no responsibility for their actions, ever. Sex workers are hunting them from their happy marriages. https://twitter.com/Moyolagos/status/1085169906142887937?s=19
Really, Men Could Be Anything But They Choose To Be Embarrassing.

Except this idiot is also going to get us all killed. https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1086971499725160448?s=19
This.

Every single thing about this proves that Men Could Be Anything But They Choose To Be Embarrassing. https://twitter.com/RevMeshoe/status/1088761120440107009?s=19
Sigh.

Men Could Be Anything But They Choose To Be Embarrassing.

https://twitter.com/eqow_mclean/status/1089601936729477120?s=19
Men Could Be Anything But They Choose To Be Embarrassing.

I hope this one stretched thoroughly before this reach. https://twitter.com/ZackMwekassa/status/1094133520140824576?s=19
Men Could Be Anything But They Choose To Be Embarrassing.

Hide your "penti" liners, comrades.

https://twitter.com/Samuel14122417/status/1094698976757104642
Men Could Be Anything But They Choose To Be Embarrassing.

My favourite tweets are when rapists use their unashamed sexism to out themselves.

https://twitter.com/Sarhili/status/1099385585482022912?s=19
Men Could Be Anything But They Choose To Be Embarrassing.

Honestly go marry your parents and leave us out of your msunury. https://twitter.com/Tweleb_waBantu/status/1103690885894758401?s=19
Men Could Be Anything But They Choose To Be Embarrassing.

https://twitter.com/gubanumedia/status/1105015813940133888
Men Could Be Anything But They Choose To Be Embarrassing. https://twitter.com/SeanTheTerrible/status/1105979624415211520?s=19
Men Could Be Anything But They Choose To Be Embarrassing. https://twitter.com/stephtaperaa/status/1108658073420353536?s=19
Men like this should apply their principles consistently and refuse to eat until a woman prepared and served them food.

Even if they starved for months. Stay true, kings. 😍

In the meantime, Men Could Be Anything But They Choose To Be Embarrassing.

https://twitter.com/19nihh/status/1112393791414128641?s=19
Remember what I said about the rapists always revealing themselves?

Men Could Be Anything But They Choose To Be Embarrassing.

https://twitter.com/Koketso_Marokhu/status/1114209014559248384?s=19
Men Could Be Anything But They Choose To Be Embarrassing. https://twitter.com/TseMonate_ZA/status/1115482116811317248?s=19
Tjo. Men Could Be Anything But They Choose To Be Embarrassing. https://twitter.com/KhandaniM/status/1120210830929408005?s=19
Men Could Be Anything But They Choose To Be Embarrassing

https://twitter.com/adewalepresh/status/1139069646777344001?s=19
Of all the tweets you could recycle, why would you choose the one that makes you look like an idiot?

Men Could Be Anything But They Choose To Be Embarrassing. https://twitter.com/darealmolf/status/1141230585471541249?s=19
Men Could Be Anything But They Choose To Be Embarrassing.

This one supports Arsenal too, so that tells you all you need to know about him. https://twitter.com/asabajames/status/1143233636256374785?s=19
Men Could Be Anything But They Choose To Be Embarrassing.

[I really should start a thread replacing "men" with "Christians" because wow.] https://twitter.com/VikktorNelson/status/1152682980281896960?s=19
Good morning to everyone expect this poes.

Men Could Be Anything But They Choose To Be Embarrassing.

https://twitter.com/MrumaDrive/status/1153647869217378304?s=19
Men Could Be Anything But They Choose To Be Embarrassing.

https://twitter.com/AthiMankahla/status/1155115720725819392?s=19
Men Could Be Anything But They Choose To Be Embarrassing. https://twitter.com/Rabs1989/status/1156597324359053312?s=19
Men Could Be Anything But They Choose To Be Embarrassing.

Someone told this poes that he has elite intelligence and that he should share his racist thoughts with the world. I hope that person never knows peace. https://twitter.com/KanthanPillay/status/1162812565891796992?s=19
Men Could Be Anything But They Choose To Be Embarrassing.

https://twitter.com/_Nyambe_/status/1164089484251664384?s=19
Men Could Be Anything But They Choose To Be Embarrassing.

Also predatory AF.

https://twitter.com/ReezyH_/status/1165516613883453440?s=19
Men Could Be Anything But They Choose To Be Embarrassing. https://twitter.com/__KingDean/status/1183942251971411968?s=19
Men Could Be Anything But They Choose To Be Embarrassing. https://twitter.com/TheDukeofOndini/status/1191613538722369536?s=19
Men Could Be Anything But They Choose To Be Embarrassing. https://twitter.com/nk_nkagele/status/1193751081374883841?s=19
Men Could Be Anything But They Choose To Be Embarrassing. https://twitter.com/praisegeorge/status/1195752499581505536?s=19
Men Could Be Anything But They Choose To Be Embarrassing.

https://twitter.com/Ke_TumiSelepe/status/1196893520063270914?s=19
Men Could Be Anything But They Choose To Be Embarrassing. https://twitter.com/jofjac2/status/1197729202830823426?s=19
Men Could Be Anything But They Choose To Be Embarrassing. https://twitter.com/TimKalyegira/status/1197819876888453121?s=19
Men Could Be Anything But They Choose To Be Embarrassing. https://twitter.com/sephiritsikeli/status/1198619948823789569?s=19
Men Could Be Anything But They Choose To Be Embarrassing. https://twitter.com/iamBale09/status/1199724531834925058?s=19
Men Could Be Anything But They Choose To Be Embarrassing. https://twitter.com/Ayo_Olanre/status/1202035696178991106?s=19
Men Could Be Anything But They Choose To Be Embarrassing. https://twitter.com/vyraskalilitha/status/1211242008578277377?s=19
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