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I must be hard for directors to work with Jim iyke back then, give him script, baba go read finish and enter scene with “I wanna gonna see you when I wanna gonna”
Oge okoye: hello dear I wanted to came to your house.
Director: CUT!!!! oge please follow the script exactly. Let’s go again, 1-2-3 ACTION
Oge Okoye : Hello dear I was about to came to your house.
Director : CUT
please someone get ini edo on the line.
Director: CUT!!!! oge please follow the script exactly. Let’s go again, 1-2-3 ACTION
Oge Okoye : Hello dear I was about to came to your house.
Director : CUT
please someone get ini edo on the line.
Kanayo o kanayo : I will like to use my niece for the ritual baba
Director : CUT!!! Kanayo we aren’t there yet, this is scene 4, remember scene 4, again guys, ACTION!!!
Kanayo: yes I’m ready baba, my niece, nephew and cousins can go too.
Director: CUT!!!! let’s take 5 please
Director : CUT!!! Kanayo we aren’t there yet, this is scene 4, remember scene 4, again guys, ACTION!!!
Kanayo: yes I’m ready baba, my niece, nephew and cousins can go too.
Director: CUT!!!! let’s take 5 please
Pete Edochie: A cow that stands up to his owner will not have the urge to stand up in the pot of soup
Director : CUT!!! Sir in this scene you are asleep, you aren’t talking, alright? ACTION
Pete: A child who cries when......
Director: CUT!!! “Whispers” fuck this old nigga
Director : CUT!!! Sir in this scene you are asleep, you aren’t talking, alright? ACTION
Pete: A child who cries when......
Director: CUT!!! “Whispers” fuck this old nigga
Patience Ozokwor - *beating her daughter in-law* useless girl
Director: CUT!! Ma in this movie you actually like your daughter in-law, please read the script again let’s go ACTION!!
Patience: *after 30mins* I said you’ll leave my son oo, witch
Director:I asked for Ngozi Ezeonu
Director: CUT!! Ma in this movie you actually like your daughter in-law, please read the script again let’s go ACTION!!
Patience: *after 30mins* I said you’ll leave my son oo, witch
Director:
I asked for Ngozi Ezeonu
Tony Umez: Baby bring your clothes let me wash, I just finished washing your car
Director: CUT!! Tony you aren’t under any jazz yet, plis dear, follow the script.
Tony: baby please knock me, slap my head with your shoe, I luv you
Director:Can somebody knock him for real
Director: CUT!! Tony you aren’t under any jazz yet, plis dear, follow the script.
Tony: baby please knock me, slap my head with your shoe, I luv you
Director:
Can somebody knock him for real
Segun Arinze: Ready for the operation tonight, go in get the money and we’re out.
Director: CUT!! oh not again segun, you’re a priest in this movie, your line is “the lord is good”
Segun: sniper, bring that cutlass....
Director: Segun please behave silent night was years ago
Director: CUT!! oh not again segun, you’re a priest in this movie, your line is “the lord is good”
Segun: sniper, bring that cutlass....
Director: Segun please behave silent night was years ago
Hank Anuku: I just came from America to find my bride.....
Director: CUT!!!! Hank no now, you haven’t travelled yet, you’re in Asaba in this scene, okay?
Hank: *in fake American accent* bdjidjdjdjdndjjndjdjjdjdjjdbdbb
Director: I told y’all this nigga on drugs
Director: CUT!!!! Hank no now, you haven’t travelled yet, you’re in Asaba in this scene, okay?
Hank: *in fake American accent* bdjidjdjdjdndjjndjdjjdjdjjdbdbb
Director: I told y’all this nigga on drugs
Ini edo: see babe let me tell you, love is not for men, use them well
Director: CUT!! Ini we talked bout this, you play a good girl in this movie, are we clear? Ok ACTION
Ini: I say kill men with wickedness oooooooo
Director: chai God, na to go beg Chika Ike
Director: CUT!! Ini we talked bout this, you play a good girl in this movie, are we clear? Ok ACTION
Ini: I say kill men with wickedness oooooooo
Director: chai God, na to go beg Chika Ike
Chinwetel Agu: I will kill my brother and take his properties
Director: CUT!!! No sir, you’re the rich brother remember, nobody is killing anybody ok?
Chinwetel: *on his way to baba* he has beaten more than he can chew
Director:
wetin dey worry everybody today
Director: CUT!!! No sir, you’re the rich brother remember, nobody is killing anybody ok?
Chinwetel: *on his way to baba* he has beaten more than he can chew
Director:
wetin dey worry everybody today
Odunlade Adekola: I saw you from my side mirror and I want to wife you even though I’ve a wife
Director: CUT!!! Sir you play a faithful married man with sense. Plis
Odunlade: *staring at breast with mouth wide open* Mo fẹ lati kú inu nibẹ
Director: this one is finished
Director: CUT!!! Sir you play a faithful married man with sense. Plis
Odunlade: *staring at breast with mouth wide open* Mo fẹ lati kú inu nibẹ
Director:
this one is finished
Sam Dede: my village is suffering I have to go into the evil forest for the solution.
Director: Sam sam listen, this scene is in lekki, look around, please let’s act accordingly.
Sam: The gods have chosen me, I’ve to go
Director:
let the gods strike you there
Director: Sam sam listen, this scene is in lekki, look around, please let’s act accordingly.
Sam: The gods have chosen me, I’ve to go
Director:
let the gods strike you there
Gentle jack: I have to save the village princess from harm, it’s a must
Director: CUT!!! Oga gentle, you play a gym instructor, who is very deligent at his job. 123, ACTION
Gentle: Igwe don’t worry I will save your daughter.
Director: Too much steroids is not good
Director: CUT!!! Oga gentle, you play a gym instructor, who is very deligent at his job. 123, ACTION
Gentle: Igwe don’t worry I will save your daughter.
Director: Too much steroids is not good
Mercy Johnson: oga here’s your food *purposely let’s towel fall*
Director: CUT!! mercy, you’re the Oga’s wife, you cannot be seducing your husband, got it? ACTION!!
Mercy: Oga I know say madam no dey do you well, *licks lips*
Director:
shey na curse dey do this one
Director: CUT!!
mercy, you’re the Oga’s wife, you cannot be seducing your husband, got it? ACTION!!Mercy: Oga I know say madam no dey do you well, *licks lips*
Director:
shey na curse dey do this one
Nonso diobi: let all the girls of this kingdom come to the village square and dance.
Director: CUT!!! Oh my God, nonso, you died in scene 2, your ghost cannot marry
Nonso: I will pick my wife from the best dancers
Director: chai I for call Yul
Director: CUT!!! Oh my God, nonso, you died in scene 2, your ghost cannot marry
Nonso: I will pick my wife from the best dancers
Director: chai I for call Yul
Tonto dike: *holding 7 phones in 1 hand* I want to club tonight, I’m in the mood to be bad
Director: CUT!! Ermm tonto, we haven’t started shooting, that’s not even in the script
Tonto: *high as fuck* somebody get me Hennessy..
Director: so na so this girl be for real life
Director: CUT!! Ermm tonto, we haven’t started shooting, that’s not even in the script
Tonto: *high as fuck* somebody get me Hennessy..
Director:
so na so this girl be for real life
Nkiru sylvanus: *crying, sobbing* please help me, I’m an orphan, please
Director: CUT!!! No, in this movie you’re not, both parents are alive and you school abroad. Again, ACTION
Nkiru: my step mother wants to kill me ooo
Director: *calling Kate henshaw*
Director: CUT!!! No, in this movie you’re not, both parents are alive and you school abroad. Again, ACTION
Nkiru: my step mother wants to kill me ooo
Director: *calling Kate henshaw*
Zack Orji: *entering house girls room* Nkechi don’t worry, madam won’t know eh
Director: CUT!!! zack, we just finished rehearsal, you’re in a coma in this scene. okay, ACTION
Zack: *sniffing house girls wrapper* hmmmmm
Director: Jesus Christ
Director: CUT!!! zack, we just finished rehearsal, you’re in a coma in this scene. okay, ACTION
Zack: *sniffing house girls wrapper* hmmmmm
Director:
Jesus Christ
Liz Benson: I must poison my husband, he must be under my spell
Director: CUT!!! this isn’t one of those liz, you’re a catholic Nun in this movie
Liz: over my dead body will he help his family members
Director: your wickedness can’t even let you play a Nun
Director: CUT!!! this isn’t one of those liz, you’re a catholic Nun in this movie
Liz: over my dead body will he help his family members
Director: your wickedness can’t even let you play a Nun
Nkem Owo: *walking around the village* ehe, is this the small ngozi of yesterday?
Director: Sir you’re actually the owner of a successful company, no need for all that, let’s be professional
Nkem: Ah ah, Ngozi you’re ripe oh
Director: shey I got call RMD
Director: Sir you’re actually the owner of a successful company, no need for all that, let’s be professional
Nkem: Ah ah, Ngozi you’re ripe oh
Director: shey I got call RMD
