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I have an hour and a half before I have to go to work so BUCKLE UP KIDS, I& #39;m about to do a thread of fuckable Metal Gear characters (in no particular order), from the perspective of someone that has never in their life played a Metal Gear game.
Solid Snake
Might as well start with the obvious. Dude rocks a mullet somehow, has a great ass, sometimes wears an eye patch, and murders dudes without flinching probably. What& #39;s not to like?
Might as well start with the obvious. Dude rocks a mullet somehow, has a great ass, sometimes wears an eye patch, and murders dudes without flinching probably. What& #39;s not to like?
Revolver Ocelot
Does cool gun tricks, wears a beret sometimes, other times looks like some kinda dumbass cowboy. Probably a super good marksman? At least he& #39;d better be with a shtick like "fancy gun guy."
Does cool gun tricks, wears a beret sometimes, other times looks like some kinda dumbass cowboy. Probably a super good marksman? At least he& #39;d better be with a shtick like "fancy gun guy."
Liquid Snake
Doesn& #39;t wear a shirt, pissed about being a clone, wants to overcome the idea that his destiny is written in his DNA. Looks like of like Dio? I& #39;d be angry too if I was Solid Snake& #39;s twin and couldn& #39;t rock a mullet.
Doesn& #39;t wear a shirt, pissed about being a clone, wants to overcome the idea that his destiny is written in his DNA. Looks like of like Dio? I& #39;d be angry too if I was Solid Snake& #39;s twin and couldn& #39;t rock a mullet.
Otacon
Hot scientist/professor vibes, love a dude in glasses. He seems soft. Probably a good friend but a complete idiot when it comes to people.
Hot scientist/professor vibes, love a dude in glasses. He seems soft. Probably a good friend but a complete idiot when it comes to people.
Psycho Mantis
GAS MASK BONDAGE WEIRDO WITH PSYCHIC POWERS. HONESTLY.
GAS MASK BONDAGE WEIRDO WITH PSYCHIC POWERS. HONESTLY.
Raiden
Child soldier turned sexy cyborg?? A good boy AND a sexy robot boy, in one?? Yes, please and thank you.
Child soldier turned sexy cyborg?? A good boy AND a sexy robot boy, in one?? Yes, please and thank you.
Vamp
Mr. Vampire McThrowsKnives, out here drinking blood and shit, looking like a V:tM LARPer got lost on the set of Combichrist music video, and I& #39;m into it
Mr. Vampire McThrowsKnives, out here drinking blood and shit, looking like a V:tM LARPer got lost on the set of Combichrist music video, and I& #39;m into it
Kazuhira Miller
All I know about Kaz is that I was once told that we have "the same energy"
All I know about Kaz is that I was once told that we have "the same energy"
