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I’m home for New Years and my mom seems to be preparing for an apocalypse during which lemony water will be the cure to the disease ravaging humanity
Here this wild hoe goes again
What exactly is it that we are discussing rn mom
Petition to start a support group for people with white moms who use the term “bump it up” when talking about leafy greens
My mom (who, though young, does not have fb or any social media intake) just discovered memes
Oh ok
im sorry but IM SCREAMING
My mom is supposed to be driving here to visit me today and I texted her my address 5 hours ago.
it’s RIGHT there mom
My mom is spending her quarantine time thinking about the important things: my pubic hair
Why is my mom telling me about different ways to style a head wrap? “For sweaty summer days”? Why are white women obsessed with head wraps...she’s cutting up a t shirt to make another head wrap
I thought she was kidding?? And then she hit me with “social and conversational index” (note: completely made up)
my parents had a fight about politics last night
My mom got a haircut today and also has to do an online professional development course this week
1. I’m going away for a weekend
2. What
2. What
When you tell your mom your depression is manifesting in severe dissociation
