Peter Parker : What's the opposite of a firefly ?
Peter Parker : A water fall Lmfaoooo !
Matt Murdock : Man, they're trying to kill us!

Peter : Well I suppose I'm just too though to cry.
Matt : Today you cried about snakes.
Peter : They don't have any arms!

Peter : I'm the smartest super hero. No tea, just facts.
Matt : You believe a ghost made your toasts.
Peter : I didn't put the bread in the toaster! You didn't put the bread in the toaster !

Matt *loses Peter*
Matt *takes a deep breath* I'll be there for youuu!
Peter (from a far) : Cause you'll be there for me tooooo!

Peter : Do you ever feel like a plastic bag?
Matt : Every day.
Peter :.
Peter : Man are you ok?

Peter : I'm so happy to work with you.
Matt : At last someone's happy.

Peter : I'm an adult. You aren't my mentor.
Matt : Oh thanks god.

Peter : Maaaaatt!
Matt : ?
Peter : What the fuck is a bill? How the fuck am I supposed to pay this adult shit?
Matt : I'm not even a father but I have a child.

Matt : We're surrounded.
Peter : Great! We can attack in any direction.

Matt : Peter?
Peter : Oh oh! Someone's in troubles!
Peter : Wait, I am Peter.

Peter : Well it was kinda boring.
Matt : Namme of your sex tape.
Peter :.
Peter (under his breath) : I am so proud of you! My job here is done !

Peter : Ratatouille isn't that good.
Matt : Take it back.
Peter : Or what? You're gonna be mattatouille?

Peter : I wasn't hurted that badly. The doctor said all my bleeding was internal. That's where blood's supposed to be.
Matt : Well he's right.
Foggy : Oh no they are two idiots now!

Matt : Dogs deserve to live forever.
Peter : And people don't ?
Matt : Absolutely not.

Peter : Are you mad at me?
Matt : Yes.
Peter : Can I ask you why?
Matt : No.

Matt : Peter had a lot of ups and downs. May he rest in peace.
Peter : Man, I just drunk your coffee ! Stop being so dramatic !

Matt : I only had Peter for a day and a half but if anything happens to him I'll kill everyone in this room and than myself.
Peter *walks in* : Sorry I'm late but...
Matt : First of all, shut up.

Peter : Sometimes I make a joke and Matt doesn't laugh and it doesn't offend me. I mean, he's Matt Murdock. He doesn't know how to laugh.

Matt : Are you high?
Peter : Am I what?
Matt : High.
Peter : Hello.
Matt : ...You spend too much time with Wade.
Wade from a far : He was like that before !

Matt : We have to think. How do you usually get yourselves out of a mess?
Peter : We don't.
Wade : We make a bigger mess that cancels the first one.

Foggy and Matt *screaming at each other*
Peter : Can I get a waffle ?
Foggy and Matt *still screaming*
Peter : Can I please get a waffle ?

Peter : Are you crying ?
Matt : No, I'm having an allergic reaction.
Peter : To what?
Matt : To life.

Peter : I didn't know you were friends with Clint.
Matt : We're not.
Clint : What ?
Matt : We just work together sometimes.
Clint : Don't believe him. We're buddies.
Matt : No.
Clint : Awww I love you too, bro.
Matt *sighs*

Wade : It's hating myself o'clock.
Matt : We live in the same time zone.

Wade : So you're blind.
Matt : Yes.
Wade : You can't see anything.
Matt : No shit Sherlock.
Wade : But you have super senses. Like, a radar?
Matt : Not really but...
Wade : So basically you're like a bat.
Matt :.
Wade : You're batman!

Wade * punches Peter*
Peter : What's wrong with you dude?
Wade : I'm hitting on you.
Peter : That's not how it works!

Clint :.
Matt :.
Clint :.
Matt :.
Clint :.
Matt :.
Clint :.
Matt : It was a great conversation.

Foggy : Matt you've been fighting all night. You can't go to the trial.
Matt *takes the pot of coffee and drinks it all* : I can.
Foggy : What the hell?
Clint : I'm so proud.

Claire : What the fuck are you doing in the dustbin ?
Matt : That's where I belong.

Peter : I'm ok. I mean, yes, I have 6 broken ribs but I can fight anyway.
Matt : Fuck I'm such a bad influence.

Wade and Peter * cut the sleeves of their clothes and buy 300$ of candies*
Claire : What's wrong with you guys ?
Wade : It's Matt's turn to have the brein cell.
Claire :.
Peter : If you stop judging us I'll give you some candies.

Matt (is mumbling something in Latin)
Wade (standing in a circle of salt) : For the last time, I'm not a demon and you can't exorcise me.

*during a fight*
Matt : Are you gonna help us you useless asshole ?
Clint *standing on the top of a building,drinking coffee straight from a pot* : Too early. Coffee first.

Peter : How are You ?
Matt : Good except for this headache that comes and goes.
Wade *bursts through the door* Maaaatt! Mattyyy! Guess what ? Guess what ? Maaaaaatt!
Matt : Here it is coming again.

Wade : I'm 50% genius, 50% badass and 100% awesome.
Matt : That's 200%.
Wade : I'm twice the man you'll ever be.

Peter (to Matt and Wade) : Ok guys. You're my friends, and I love you, but you're both terrible.
Matt :.
Wade :.
Matt : Well he's right.
Wade : True, true.

Wade : And now a depressed update with Mattew Murdock. Mattew, how are you ?
Matt : Getting more and more depressed.
Wade : Thank you, Mattew.

Matt : We need a plan of attack.
Wade : I have a plan.
Wade : Attack!

Peter : I have a problem with this person.
Matt : Break their bones.
Jessica : Stab them.
Wade : Here, take my gun.
Peter :.
Peter : Y'all are scary.

Matt : We don't swear in this house.
Jessica (from a far) : Fuck you you fucking son of a bitch!

Claire : Hello to all the people who don't live here.
Matt : Good morning Claire.
Peter : Hi Miss Claire.
Wade : Yo.
Jessica : Mmmmh.
Clint : What's up?
Kate : Hey.
Claire : I gave you the keys for emergencies.
Wade : We run out of food.

Jessica : Ok guys I need you to be straight with me.
Wade :.
Matt :.
Peter :.
Kate :.

Kidnappers on the phone : We have your son.
Matt : I don't have a son.
Kidnappers : What? So who asked us to give him hot chocolate with his chimichanga?
Matt : Oh my god you have Deadpool!
Matt : You knows what ? You can keep him.

Matt (about Peter) : This kid's gonna make me lose my mind honestly I'm so tired.
Foggy: So what I hear is that you're adopting him.
Matt : Yeah of course I'm adopting him.

Jessica: Everyone is accusing me to picking favourite. That's not true.
Jessica : I hate all of these fuckers.

Matt *gets a papercut*
Peter (tearing up) : Hasn't he suffered enough ?

Wade : Thank you for accepting to talk with me.
Matt : I didn't. You just came and started talking.
Wade : C'mon dude we don't have time for a history lesson.

Wade : I knew why they called Matt the Devil of Hell's Kitchen the day I discovered that he was a redhead

Peter : So how it is to work with Clint ?
Kate : It's exhausting.
Peter : I see. Once Matt trained me and I think that my shoulder will never fully recover.
Kate : No I mean, once I've found Clint arguing with a 15 years old about a chocolate bar.

Wade : Do you consider me as a friend ?
Matt : Yes ?
Wade : So you like me? For my personality ?
Matt : It's weird, I know.

Peter : I'm fucked !
Matt : What's happening?
Peter : May wants to meet you.
Matt : Me?
Peter : No. y'all. You, Wade, Jessica and the others.
Matt :.
Matt : Well, you're fucked. Sorry, kid.

Kate : So this person asked you on a date?
Peter : Yeah.
Kate : And what did you do?
Peter : I responded like a normal person.
Matt : He's lying.
Kate : Peter, what did you do when they asked you on a date?
Peter :.
Peter : I panicked and I dabed.

Random vilain : I'm gonna kill you.
Matt : No.
Vailain *shots him*
Matt *is still standing*
Vilain : That fuck?
Wade : Yeah. That bitch is stubborn like that.

Kate *loses Clint in a crowd*
Kate :.
Kate : Fucking finally !

Matt *is on his dying bed*
Wade : So what? You're gonna die just like that ? That's pretty weak of you.
Matt : Yeah, I'm a failure. Let me die.
Wade : Wait what ?

Matt : Listen kid, you have to love yourself.
Peter : But don't you hate yourself ?
Matt : Yeah but this is about you, not me. Focus !

I'm so done with these white People.
Claire Temple at some point

Brett Mahoney *comes at Matt's apartment*
Matt : Fuck.
Peter : What?
Matt : A cop.
Peter : Ok go.

Matt and Peter *jumping through the window * Acab!

Matt : I wanna do something stupid.
Wade : I'm stupid. Do me.
Matt : No, not that stupid.

Wade : What's your greatest fear ?
Claire : I'm terribly arachnophobic.
Wade (under his breath) : You... you don't want Peter to get married ?

Peter : What's the height of stupidity ?
Kate : Don't know.
Kate : Hay Clint, how tall are you ?

Peter : Something happened. I need your help.
Wade : I love that I can't have one day of peace.
Peter : If you don't want to help I can ask Matt or Jess...
Wade : No! I wasn't being sarcastic. I get easily bored. What's up?

Random person *is rude*
Matt : I wanna fight them!
Foggy : For god's sac stop fighting random people on the street !

Foggy : Matt is like a cat.
Peter : Fluffy and lazy ?
Foggy : Stubborn and always fighting at night.

*watching a movie*
Matt : I didn't see that coming.
Peter :.
Peter : Is it... is it rude if I laugh ?
Matt :.
Peter : Was it a blind joke ?
Matt :.
Peter : Don't tell me you did that on purpose to make me inconfortable.
Matt : Ok, I won't.
Peter :.
Peter : You bastard.

Wade : He had a gun. It was self-defence.
Matt : Don't bullshit me, Wilson. You're fucking immortal.
Wade : Dude you are no fun.

Young Matt and Foggy at court for the first time :
Matt : So I've heard that books are the best weapons.
Matt *throw books at the judge*
Foggy : Yeah, best avogados at law.

*at court*
Elektra *whispers something in Matt's hear*
Matt : This has nothing to do with the case.
Elektra : Just ask him.
Matt *sighs*
Matt (to the judge) : Do you think she's cute ? Be honest.

Foggy : And now remember a happy moment.
Matt : Excuses me a what?

Wade *bursts through the window*
Wade *Amber Gray's voice* I don't know about you booooyyyys!

Foggy : Ok guys I'm leaving. Peter, you're in charge.
Matt and Wade : Rude.

*Clint, Matt and Wade sitting around a table*
Matt : Welcome to the daddy issues club. Who's missing ?
Wade : All the other marvel characters.

Peter : Here's your coffee.
Matt : Thank you . Can I have a little spoon, please ?
Peter : Sure.
Peter * sits on Matt's laps and gives him a hug*

Peter and Matt *exist*
Wade : You are my ride or die. You are my hoes. And if a bitch ever tries you, bitches, if a bitch ever tries you, bitches, let me know. Let me know. And we will set this shit off, bitches.

Wade : Tell me whyyyy!
Peter : Ain't nothing but a heartache.
Wade : Teeeeeell me whyyyyyy!
Peter : Ain't nothing but a mistake.
Wade : Tell me why.
Matt : For the last time : we won't call ourselves the back street boys of vigilantism.

Gwen : I like your pants.
Peter : Thanks.
Peter (to Kate) : She likes my pants. Shall I give them to her?

Clint after one (1) our without drinking a cup of coffee : What's that ball of fire in the sky?
Kate : The sun?
Clint : Yeah. The sun. I'll show this fucker.

Kate : Oh come on. Taking notes, going to boring meetings, you like these loser shits.
Peter : How taking notes makes me a loser? Don't you take notes?
Kate : Nope. I forget everything like the cool kids do.

Matt : So what's your body count?
Elektra : What?
Matt : How many people have you slept with?
Elektra : Oh, I thought you found the basement.
Matt : What?
Elektra : What?

Someone : Peter, are you spiderman?
Peter to himself : Play dumb.
Peter : Who's Peter?
Peter to himself : Not that dumb.

Jessica : Of cource I believe in men rights.
Jessica : Men rights to shut the fuck up.

Wade : So apparently I'm not stable enough to be part of the x-men.
Wade :.
Wade : Who cares? Who wanna be part of a group that have a name that sounds like some porn movie ?

Tony : I'm here to talk about Peter.
Matt : And you think we want to talk to you? The audacity.
Wade : That's ok Red, I get it.
Wade (to Tony) : From an intellectual to another, lets fuck.

Wade : I'm playing scrabble with Matt. It's a fucking nightmare.
Peter : Scrabble? Scrabble is nice.
Wade : Not when you play with him. I put "dog" and he puts "photosynthesis". That stupid avogado at law.

Wade : Are you into dark humor?
Matt : Yes.
Wade *turns off the lights* : Wanna hear a joke?
Matt :.
Wade :.
Matt :.
Wade : Wait.
Wade : Damn fuck.
.
Matt : Actually, you're the biggest joke out there.

Foggy : Wake up.
Matt : I’m not asleep. I’m dead. Leave flowers and go.

Matt *is happy for 3 seconds*
Matt : Something’s wrong.

Wade : I will ruine your happiness.
Matt : My happiness?
Matt (turning to Foggy) : I’m happy?

Matt : Please don’t Wade this situation more than it is.
Wade : Did you just use my name as a verb?
Peter : Yeah, we do it a lot when you’re not around.
Wade : I’m flattered.

Wade : I grew up in Canada.
Peter : Which part?
Wade : My whole body.

Matt : Wade, could you do me a favour and close the door?
Wade *about to close the door*
Matt : No, from the other side.

Peter : I don’t want Matt to die.
Peter : And You don’t want Matt to die.
Peter : So we have to make sure that Matt doesn’t want to die.
Wade : That’s cute Spidey but have you met Red?

Wade : Ok, I admit that some mistakes have been made.
Peter and Matt in unison : Murders, some murders have been made.

Elektra : Don’t worry. I have some knives upon my sleeve.
Peter : Do You mean cards?
Matt : No, she doesn’t.
Elektra * pulling out 3 knives and a small sword* I said what I said.
Wade : I think I just fell in love.

Wade : Guess what I’m about to get.
Matt : On my nerves.

Someone *insults Clint*
Kate *laughs*
Kate : Wait how dare you?

Matt : It’s time for plan b.
Peter : We have a plan b?
Matt : No but It’s time for one.

Matt (drunk) : You can’t spell Matt without a.
Foggy (also drunk) : Without a what?
Matt : Without a a.
Foggy : A what?

Matt : Can’t you just admit you made a mistake?
Elektra *stirring her coffee* I prefer it with salt.

Matt : A whisky for me and an apple juice for him.
Peter : Matt, I’m an adult.
Peter : I can order my apple juice myself.

Peter : Time to throw logic out the window.
Wade : We can’t do that.
Peter : ?
Wade : I mean, Claire is a nice girl.

Matt : I have an idea.
Foggy : I have Claire on speed dial.

Peter : I think Wade is in trouble.
Matt : Alright. I struggle to give a fuck, if I’m honest.

Someone *insults Wade*
Matt and Peter *laugh*
Wade : Aren’t you gonna defend me or something?
Peter : No.
Matt : Why would I do such a thing?
Wade : You’re like, the worst teammates ever.
Matt : Excuse you? Have you heard about the avengers?
Wade : Ok it’s a valid argument.

Matt : You piss me off so much.
Wade : I literally just arrived.
Matt : Yet here I am, ready to break your jaw.
Wade : And they say that I am the violent one.

Peter: I’m a bad person.
Matt: The earth is flat.
Wade: Anti vax are right.
Matt: Wade is a responsible person.
Wade: Matt can take care of himself.
Peter: What?
Wade: Aren’t we playing who’s gonna say the stupidest thing?
Matt: You won this round kid.
Matt: Are You crying?

Foggy : Is that blood?
Matt : No?
Foggy : It isn’t a question you should answer with another question.

Peter : So, are we friends again?
Matt : No.
Peter :.
Matt :.
Peter :.
Matt : We are brothers.
Peter : Don’t pause like that! It was terrifying!

Wade *working out* These arms are gonna be so good for hugs.

Vilain on the phone : I have him.
Wade : Who?
Vilain : Your teammate, Daredevil.
Wade : Ah, ah.
Vilain : Why are You laughing?
Wade : Dude, You Don’t have him. He has you. Good luck, pal.

Matt : I came here to apologise.
Foggy : How did you enter?
Matt : I’m not here to talk about your lack of security.

Peter *gets shot*
Peter : I’m fine. Everything is tickety boo.

Peter : Have you seen Wade?
Matt : No.
Peter :.
Matt :.
Peter :.
Matt :.
Peter : Why are you like this?

Peter : Where is Wade?
Matt : probably somewhere disappointing Jesus.

Peter : I think I just pulled a muscle.
Kate : You can’t pull what you don’t have.

Peter : Tomorrow is garbage day.
Jessica : I thought the day dedicated to men was the 19th November.

Wade : maybe hot chocolate would prefer to be called beautiful chocolate or smart chocolates or funny chocolates. Maybe we should concentrate more on its personality.
Matt : Wilson I swear to god.

Clint : What if I put coffee instead of milk into my cereals?
Kate * pulls out her phone and dials a number*
Kate : Murdock, I’m working with you now. I thought you’d like to know.

Wade *screams*
Matt *screams louder to establish dominance*
Kate : Shall we do something?
Peter : No, I wanna see who wins this.

Wade: I’m not a regular dad, I’m a cool dad.
Matt: You’re the worst dad. Once you called me cause you lost Ellie.
Wade: She’s really sneaky ok.
Matt: She was in your closet.
Peter: Dafuck do you mean Wade is a dad?
Wade: We Don’t use that kind of language in this house young man.

Wade : What did you do last night?
Peter : I embarrassed myself, my family, my name and probably my country.
Wade : Don’t worry. America doesn’t need you to be embarrassing.

Computer : Enter password.
Wade : Team red.
Computer : Too weak.
Wade : How dare you? I’ll destroy you you mother fucker.

Matt : Is it true?
Peter : Is what true?
Matt : Is it true that you yelled at the avengers?
Peter : Yes.
Matt : And You told them that you won’t join their team?
Peter : Yes.
Matt : Have à biscuits, Parker.

Matt : What are You doing?
Wade: Offring moral support.
Matt : Wait, you actually have moral?
Wade : No, but I support these who do.

Matt *about to explode*
Peter : Are You ok man?
Matt : Wade keeps misusing common phrases. It’s driving me mad.
Wade : Cry me a cat, loser.

Jessica : You can win any argument by saying shut up nerd.
Matt : Actually, you can’t.
Jessica : Shut up, nerd.

Wade : You really think you’re cute?
Wade : Like, sooo cute?
Random cat : Miaou.
Wade : I agree.

Peter : I wrote a song. It’s called my life so far.
Peter *takes a deep breath*
Peter : Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!

Wade : The only Straight I am is a straight up bitch.

Peter : I swear, the avengers are good.
Matt : Am I supposed to trust a bunch of people who accepted Clint fucking Barton in their team?
Jessica : He made a point.

Wade : So, I died many times.
Wade : And I’ve been beheaded once.
Wade : But I survived.
Peter : What’s your point?
Wade : I need to get married.
Peter : Why?
Wade : So I can divorce and be the six queens from six at the same time.

Matt : I swore to Foggy that I wouldn’t take unnecessary risks.
Matt : I guess I can add it to my list of things to confess.

Matt : Are You gonna help or what?
Wade : I’d like to help but when I try it’s always : No Wade, you can’t use a sword. No Wade, we won’t kill them. No Wade, you can’t adopt the ennemy’s cat.

Matt : You’re late.
Peter : Sorry. I was chasing after Scott lang.
Matt : Who?
Peter : Antman.
Matt : So you were chasing after a random ant thinking it was him?
Peter :.
Peter : You can’t prove it.

Clint : Well you know what they say. No hear.
Matt : No see.
Matt and Clint *laugh*
Jessica: I hate you both.

Matt : I need you to swear.
Jessica : Fuck.
Matt :.
Matt : I need you to promise.

Matt : What do you call a sad strawberry?
Matt : A blueberry.
Wade : What do you call an apple in love?
Wade : A pineapple.
Peter : I’m begging you, stop it.

Jessica : I hate you with every inch of my body.
Wade : That’s not a lot.

Matt : I’m the one who got us into this mess.
Matt : So I’m the one who will get us much much deeper into this mess.

Jessica : I’ve decided that I wanna be cremated. Not when I die. Whenever. Surprise me.

Matt : I have a job for you.
Wade : Give me a name, I’ll give you a corpse.
Matt : Wade no.

Wade : First they cancelled Matt’s show.
Wade : And then they cancelled Peter’s movies.
Wade : I’m gonna riot.

Matt : Have a safe flight.
Peter : That’s not really up to me.
Matt : Then die or whatever.

Matt : Are You religious?
Jessica : Yeah. I pray every night that you shut up.

Peter : Why are People so obsessed over top and bottom? I’d just be happy to have a bunk bed.
Matt :.
Jessica :.
Foggy :.
Wade :.
Kate : I’m gonna tell him.
Wade : Don’t you dare.

Matt, standing protectively in front of Peter and Sam Shung : Don’t talk to me or to my children again.

Kate : You need to man up.
Peter : Man up? Sexist. I’m sorry but I don’t see genders, sir.

Wade : You played me like a fiddle.
Matt : Oh no, fiddles are difficult to play. I played you like the cheap kazoo you are.

On the phone :
Matt : It’s Matt.
Foggy (sighs) : What did he do this time?
Matt : No I mean it’s me, Matt.
Foggy : What did you do this time?

Sam : Maybe the real treasure is the friends we made along the way.
Peter and Kate : Where’s the fucking gold!

Jessica : Get me a vodka on the rocks.
Claire : It’s breakfast.
Jessica : ... With toasts.

Ellie : I know what genealogy is.
Wade : Oh really?
Ellie : Yeah. It’s when you rub a lamp and get three wishes.

Matt : Despite how it appears, I’m actually not dead.

Sam : Are you ok?
Peter : I’m panicking and it is not at the disco.

Claire : I was so happy when I became a nurse.
Matt : How is it?
Claire : Well it’s pretty exhausting but it’s so gratifying to help...
Matt : No I mean. How is it to be happy?

Foggy : You know, you can solve your problems without threats.
Matt : Ok, but consider, I’m really, really, good at threats.

Wade : Truth or dare?
Peter : Truth.
Wade : How many hours have you sleep this week?
Peter :.
Peter : Dare.
Wade : Go to bed, kid.
Peter : I don’t like this game.

Matt : I’m sorry to tell you this, but you do have a heart, and the capacity to feel.
Elektra : You take that back.

Matt : Sam, back me up on this without hesitation.
Sam : Matt is right. Whatever he just said, he’s right. And fuck you, Legolas.
Clint : I wasn’t even in this conversation.

Peter : I’m the most responsible member of team red.
Matt : You literally just set the kitchen on fire.
Peter : Yeah and I take responsibility for that.

Wade : He died of natural causes.
Matt : You pushed him off a roof.
Wade : Gravity is natural.

Kate : Do you ever think...
Clint : No and you can’t make me.

Sam : Hi, I’m Samuel Shung.
Sam *points at Peter* : And this is my friend, white privilege.

Claire : I saw you fall.
Peter : I didn’t fall. I hugged the groun.
Claire : With tears in your eyes?
Peter : It was a very emotional moment.

Matt : I don’t think you should drink any more coffee.
Clint : It curs depression.
Matt : It doesn’t work like that.
Clint : More espresso, less depresso.

Matt : It was a 100% successful trip.
Peter : We lost Wade.
Matt : It was a 100% successful trip.

Foggy : I hope you’re not going to do something stupid.
Matt :.
Foggy :.
Matt :.
Foggy :.
Matt : I hope you’re not hoping too hard.

Matt : So these are my kids : Peter, Sam...
Foggy : Matt, you can’t adopt every young vigilante you meet in the street.
Matt : Watch me.

Peter : If you murder me and bury me in New Jersey, I’ll haunt you forever.
Matt : What if I murder you and bury you somewhere else?
Peter : Well, I’ll leave you alone. I’m sure you had your reasons.

Peter : From now on, we’ll be using code names.
Kate : We already use code names.
Peter :.
Peter: I’ll be eagle one. Gwen, been there, done that. Kate, it happened once in a dream.
Kate: Ew.
Peter: Sam, if I had to pick a guy. Matt, you’ll be eagle 2.
Matt: Thanks god.

Wade : Here’s the tea.
Matt : It’s called a mission report.
Wade : Do you want the tea or not?

Kate : I made a terrible dream last night. You were in it.
Peter : And?
Kate : What do you mean « and »? Isn’t that enough?

Wade : Why does everyone always assume that Red has a plan? Maybe someone else has a plan.
Matt : Ok, go ahead.
Wade : Oh it was just hypothetically.

Clint : I blame myself.
Kate : I blame you, too.

Sam : Just relax, be in the moment.
Peter : I am in the moment. Its a terrible moments and I am stressed.

Matt : But That’s Murder.
Elektra : Jesus, Matt grow up.

Matt : Not to sounds like a slut but I really want a hug right now.
Wade : Whore.
Matt :.
Wade :.
Matt :.
Wade (opening his arms) : Come here.

Kate : I trust Clint.
Peter : Do You think he knows what he’s doing?
Kate : I don’t think Id go that far.

Peter : You’re... you’re dead.
Wade : I was. But then I annoyed an ancient being so much that they sent me back.

Peter : You’re... you’re dead.
Wade : Well I was, but then I annoyed an ancient cosmic being so much that they sent me back.

Jessica : What’s for dinner?
Elektra : Tonight I’m serving look.
Jessica +slams her fist on the table* : We haven’t eaten in, three, days!