AWW SHIZZ DOJ IS CALLING OUT CHINA IN THE BIGGEST WAY> SHIT GOING DOWN https://www.justice.gov/live ">https://www.justice.gov/live"...
CHINA OPERATING OUT OF MSS APT 10 A BUNCH OF HACKING AND ECONOMIC ESPIONAGE FUCK ALL Y& #39;ALL
CHINA UP IN NASA, AGRICULTURE, TECH, AND FUCKIN& #39; CRIME, Y& #39;ALL.

DIRFBI WRAY: Y& #39;ALL CHINESE SPIES CAN GET FUCKED
HUNDREDS OF MALWARE SAMPLES IDENTIFIED BY FBI AND NAVAL CRIMINAL INVESTIGATIVE YES IT& #39;S A TV SHOW SERVICE, AND Y& #39;ALL FUCKIN& #39; CAUGHT

SO CHINA, YOU ON NOTICE MUTHAFUCKAS
(PS. Non profane interpretation: The 1995 Economic Espionage Act, on which I consult, was mainly inspired by China.)
DIRFBI WRAY: CHINA, YO, HOW & #39;BOUT YOU GET FUCKED, YA GANGSTA THIEVES
US ATTORNEY BERMAN, SDNY: YO CHINESE STATE HACKERS, YA CAUGHT, MUTHAFUCKAS, ALL YA MALWARE, ALL YOUSE OPS, YOU CAUGHT
USAO-SDNY: Oh, you Chinese idiots, while we watched, HACKED THE FUCK OUT OF EVERYONE, many countries, NASA, the Navy, basically EVERYONE. NOW GET FUCKED, YA THIEVES!
US Attorney Berman: Yo Chinese MSS, GET ALL THE WAY FUCKED, AND WE WILL PUT YOU IN COURT IN NEW YORK CITY, WHERE, INCIDENTALLY, YOU WILL GET QUITE FUCKED
SNOOP DAG: Not telling the victims.

DIRFB WRAYI: Don& #39;t matter. We gonna fuck them sideways. With large things. That are sharp.
"Hey what about that Whittaker thing?"

SNOOP DAG: "LOLZ"
"Hey what about that douche Trump but in?"

SNOOP DAG: "Barr? Oh, he& #39;s gonna get in line. Trust me. https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😈" title="LĂ€chelndes Gesicht mit Hörnern" aria-label="Emoji: LĂ€chelndes Gesicht mit Hörnern">"
"How many Chinese hackers are there? And is DOJ cool?"

SNOOP DAG: "KING KONG AIN& #39;T GOT SHIT ON DOJ. AND CHINA CAN KISS ALL YOUR ASSES!"
DIRFBI WRAY: "THEY ARE ALL FUCKED. WE HAVE YOU ALL. YOUR 22-YEAR OLDS. YOUR DUMBASS OFFICERS IN MOSCOW AND BEIJING. AND EVERYONE. HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAAAA https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🖕" title="Stinke-Finger" aria-label="Emoji: Stinke-Finger">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🖕" title="Stinke-Finger" aria-label="Emoji: Stinke-Finger">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🖕" title="Stinke-Finger" aria-label="Emoji: Stinke-Finger">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🖕" title="Stinke-Finger" aria-label="Emoji: Stinke-Finger">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🖕" title="Stinke-Finger" aria-label="Emoji: Stinke-Finger">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🖕" title="Stinke-Finger" aria-label="Emoji: Stinke-Finger">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🖕" title="Stinke-Finger" aria-label="Emoji: Stinke-Finger">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😈" title="LĂ€chelndes Gesicht mit Hörnern" aria-label="Emoji: LĂ€chelndes Gesicht mit Hörnern">"
"What about your treasonweasel critics?"

SNOOP DAG: "THEY CAN GET ALL THE WAY FUCKED. ANY OTHER QUESTIONS?"
"Should we protect Robert Muller?"

SNOOP DAG: "FROM WHOM? GET ALL THE WAY FUCKED? QUESTION TIME OVER, BITCHES!"
EG Note: I love these DC guvvies. These are the best we& #39;ve ever had and they are weapons-grade, baby. And you should be glad.

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