AWW SHIZZ DOJ IS CALLING OUT CHINA IN THE BIGGEST WAY> SHIT GOING DOWN https://www.justice.gov/live 

CHINA OPERATING OUT OF MSS APT 10 A BUNCH OF HACKING AND ECONOMIC ESPIONAGE FUCK ALL Y'ALL

CHINA UP IN NASA, AGRICULTURE, TECH, AND FUCKIN' CRIME, Y'ALL.

DIRFBI WRAY: Y'ALL CHINESE SPIES CAN GET FUCKED

HUNDREDS OF MALWARE SAMPLES IDENTIFIED BY FBI AND NAVAL CRIMINAL INVESTIGATIVE YES IT'S A TV SHOW SERVICE, AND Y'ALL FUCKIN' CAUGHT

SO CHINA, YOU ON NOTICE MUTHAFUCKAS

(PS. Non profane interpretation: The 1995 Economic Espionage Act, on which I consult, was mainly inspired by China.)

DIRFBI WRAY: CHINA, YO, HOW 'BOUT YOU GET FUCKED, YA GANGSTA THIEVES

US ATTORNEY BERMAN, SDNY: YO CHINESE STATE HACKERS, YA CAUGHT, MUTHAFUCKAS, ALL YA MALWARE, ALL YOUSE OPS, YOU CAUGHT

USAO-SDNY: Oh, you Chinese idiots, while we watched, HACKED THE FUCK OUT OF EVERYONE, many countries, NASA, the Navy, basically EVERYONE. NOW GET FUCKED, YA THIEVES!

US Attorney Berman: Yo Chinese MSS, GET ALL THE WAY FUCKED, AND WE WILL PUT YOU IN COURT IN NEW YORK CITY, WHERE, INCIDENTALLY, YOU WILL GET QUITE FUCKED

SNOOP DAG: Not telling the victims.

DIRFB WRAYI: Don't matter. We gonna fuck them sideways. With large things. That are sharp.

"Hey what about that Whittaker thing?"

SNOOP DAG: "LOLZ"

"Hey what about that douche Trump but in?"

SNOOP DAG: "Barr? Oh, he's gonna get in line. Trust me. "

"How many Chinese hackers are there? And is DOJ cool?"

SNOOP DAG: "KING KONG AIN'T GOT SHIT ON DOJ. AND CHINA CAN KISS ALL YOUR ASSES!"

DIRFBI WRAY: "THEY ARE ALL FUCKED. WE HAVE YOU ALL. YOUR 22-YEAR OLDS. YOUR DUMBASS OFFICERS IN MOSCOW AND BEIJING. AND EVERYONE. HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAAAA "

"What about your treasonweasel critics?"

SNOOP DAG: "THEY CAN GET ALL THE WAY FUCKED. ANY OTHER QUESTIONS?"

"Should we protect Robert Muller?"

SNOOP DAG: "FROM WHOM? GET ALL THE WAY FUCKED? QUESTION TIME OVER, BITCHES!"

EG Note: I love these DC guvvies. These are the best we've ever had and they are weapons-grade, baby. And you should be glad.

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