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AWW SHIZZ DOJ IS CALLING OUT CHINA IN THE BIGGEST WAY> SHIT GOING DOWN https://www.justice.gov/live
CHINA OPERATING OUT OF MSS APT 10 A BUNCH OF HACKING AND ECONOMIC ESPIONAGE FUCK ALL Y'ALL
CHINA UP IN NASA, AGRICULTURE, TECH, AND FUCKIN' CRIME, Y'ALL.
DIRFBI WRAY: Y'ALL CHINESE SPIES CAN GET FUCKED
DIRFBI WRAY: Y'ALL CHINESE SPIES CAN GET FUCKED
HUNDREDS OF MALWARE SAMPLES IDENTIFIED BY FBI AND NAVAL CRIMINAL INVESTIGATIVE YES IT'S A TV SHOW SERVICE, AND Y'ALL FUCKIN' CAUGHT
SO CHINA, YOU ON NOTICE MUTHAFUCKAS
SO CHINA, YOU ON NOTICE MUTHAFUCKAS
(PS. Non profane interpretation: The 1995 Economic Espionage Act, on which I consult, was mainly inspired by China.)
DIRFBI WRAY: CHINA, YO, HOW 'BOUT YOU GET FUCKED, YA GANGSTA THIEVES
US ATTORNEY BERMAN, SDNY: YO CHINESE STATE HACKERS, YA CAUGHT, MUTHAFUCKAS, ALL YA MALWARE, ALL YOUSE OPS, YOU CAUGHT
USAO-SDNY: Oh, you Chinese idiots, while we watched, HACKED THE FUCK OUT OF EVERYONE, many countries, NASA, the Navy, basically EVERYONE. NOW GET FUCKED, YA THIEVES!
US Attorney Berman: Yo Chinese MSS, GET ALL THE WAY FUCKED, AND WE WILL PUT YOU IN COURT IN NEW YORK CITY, WHERE, INCIDENTALLY, YOU WILL GET QUITE FUCKED
SNOOP DAG: Not telling the victims.
DIRFB WRAYI: Don't matter. We gonna fuck them sideways. With large things. That are sharp.
DIRFB WRAYI: Don't matter. We gonna fuck them sideways. With large things. That are sharp.
"Hey what about that Whittaker thing?"
SNOOP DAG: "LOLZ"
SNOOP DAG: "LOLZ"
"Hey what about that douche Trump but in?"
SNOOP DAG: "Barr? Oh, he's gonna get in line. Trust me.
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SNOOP DAG: "Barr? Oh, he's gonna get in line. Trust me.
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"How many Chinese hackers are there? And is DOJ cool?"
SNOOP DAG: "KING KONG AIN'T GOT SHIT ON DOJ. AND CHINA CAN KISS ALL YOUR ASSES!"
SNOOP DAG: "KING KONG AIN'T GOT SHIT ON DOJ. AND CHINA CAN KISS ALL YOUR ASSES!"
DIRFBI WRAY: "THEY ARE ALL FUCKED. WE HAVE YOU ALL. YOUR 22-YEAR OLDS. YOUR DUMBASS OFFICERS IN MOSCOW AND BEIJING. AND EVERYONE. HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAAAA 
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"What about your treasonweasel critics?"
SNOOP DAG: "THEY CAN GET ALL THE WAY FUCKED. ANY OTHER QUESTIONS?"
SNOOP DAG: "THEY CAN GET ALL THE WAY FUCKED. ANY OTHER QUESTIONS?"
"Should we protect Robert Muller?"
SNOOP DAG: "FROM WHOM? GET ALL THE WAY FUCKED? QUESTION TIME OVER, BITCHES!"
SNOOP DAG: "FROM WHOM? GET ALL THE WAY FUCKED? QUESTION TIME OVER, BITCHES!"
EG Note: I love these DC guvvies. These are the best we've ever had and they are weapons-grade, baby. And you should be glad.
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