NCT as Eurovision songs throughout the past ten or so years: a thread
- it’s 5:10am I can’t guarantee quality
- I got these videos off other tweets I can’t guarantee quality
- some iconic songs did not make it to this list....I’m sorry
- I didn’t take this seriously and neither should you
Taeil: Dancing Lasha Tumbai by Verka Serduchka
- this just makes sense to me
- it was either this or Armenian apricot lady but she wasn’t as iconic sorry Eva
- daNSEN
https://twitter.com/Moami_/status/1034496181701881856/video/1
Johnny: Fairytale by Alexander Rybak
- romantic
- violin
- always happy
- what more evidence do you need
https://twitter.com/Moami_/status/1033456990901743616/video/1
Taeyong: My Słowianie by Donatan & Cleo
- Taeyong is Slavic
- the laundry girl and Taeyong make me feel the same way
- SHAKE WHAT YOUR MAMA GAVE YA
Yuta: It’s My Life by Cezar
- fuck gender norms
- glam Dracula
- fantastic falsetto
- the complete package
Kun: Party For Everybody by Buranovskiye Babushki
- he cooks
- he dances
- he dances while he cooks
- dresses similar to the grannies
Doyoung: 1944 by Jamala
- THE RUSSIANS CAME AND KILLED MY FUCKING FAMILY
- NEVER FORGET THAT PEOPLE ARE DYING RIGHT NOW THIS VERY INSTANT
- SOMEONE SOMEWHERE IS STARVING AND HOMELESS BECAUSE THEIR COUNTRY IS AT W A R
- SCREAMS OF AGONY
https://twitter.com/commnesc/status/891603541558734848/video/1
Ten: Wild Dances by Ruslana
- absolutely mesmerising
- you canNOT take your eyes off them
- how the body move like that
https://twitter.com/tatianalexandre/status/982953827233132544/video/1
Jaehyun: Golden Boy by Nadav Guedj
- he just wants to show you Tel Aviv
- someone broke his heart again
- those shoes have Jaehyun energy
Winwin: Rise Up by Freaky Fortune And RiskyKidd
- everyone you need in one song/man
- rap, catchy chorus, fantastic instrumental, dancing
- deserves better
Jungwoo: Be My Valentine (Anti-Crisis Girl) by Svetlana Loboda
- has every man wrapped around their finger
- could save Europe from world war 3
- Johnny, Jaehyun and Lucas took a break from their Eurovision numbers to be the gladiators
Lucas: This Is Our Night by Sakis Rouvas
- if Lucas could choose his own solo concept you KNOW this would be it
- look at those pectorals
- probably would look as good as Sakis Rouvas at like 40
Mark: Alcohol Is Free by Koza Mostra feat. Agathon Iakovidis
- Mark was really hard
- Koza Mostra and his band remind me of Mark and the Dreamies
- I have also been thinking of Mark drunk in Ukraine all day
- I feel like this is Mark’s future
Renjun: Hard Rock Hallelujah by Lordi
- I don’t afford this honour lightly. Renjun earned it
- both have similar simultaneously chaotic and comforting energy
https://twitter.com/Moami_/status/1033133806130225152/video/1
Jeno: Love Me Back by Can Bonomo
- it’s literally because it reminds me of We Young and that was Jeno’s era
- soft
- breakdancing
Haechan: Rise Like A Phoenix by Conchita Wurst
- you knew this was going to happen
- try and tell me donghyuck, 80s music enthusiast, wouldn’t be this extra
- beard warmer enthusiasts
https://twitter.com/insilencex/status/993487550101716993/video/1
Jaemin: My Number One by Helena Paparizou
- Jaemin had to be a pop diva song so who better than the greatest Eurovision pop diva of all time???
- dancer of the century
Chenle: Sound of Silence by Dami Im
- joined real late but still killing the game
- both composed the national anthems of their respective countries
- only Chenle could just sit there and captivate everyone like that
Jisung: Baila El Chiki Chiki by Rodolfo Chikilicuatre
- just wants to dance
- knows many dances
- still plays with toddler toys
- still learning how to count
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