Ya’ll giving bad twitter reviews of your kids’ play restaurants is my new favorite tweet genre. https://twitter.com/ohitsebb/status/1075191746735296513
Here’s one of the other tweets I was thinking about. https://twitter.com/officerdaddo/status/1028731492183298049?s=21
There’s another where someone’s daughter (or neice) only had green beans and something random on the menu, plus wouldn’t give change

The pretend restaurant industry is apparently riddled with issues https://twitter.com/meilintompkins/status/1064517642940227584?s=21
Clearly a pretend restaurant association must be formed https://twitter.com/wtflizz/status/1040762937768660999?s=21
We have a new complaint to file with the Pretend Restaurant Association https://twitter.com/steph_i_will/status/1147668544353722372?s=21
Even Luna Stephens Legend has suspect service at her pretend restaurant. Sent Grandma Pepper to the store, chile
(Lemme find out Luna was trained in a Jamaican establishment)

So apparently we need to add kids’ pretend salons to the pretend restaurant service association. https://twitter.com/ceciatl/status/1194276024198082561?s=21
Your kids’ play restaurants apparently were short-staffed for the holidays
https://twitter.com/trudiibee/status/1209861180371734528?s=21 https://twitter.com/TrudiiBee/status/1209861180371734528
https://twitter.com/trudiibee/status/1209861180371734528?s=21 https://twitter.com/TrudiiBee/status/1209861180371734528
Ok, maybe this one was a pretend health food spot and they were suggesting a cleanse? #Progressive
https://twitter.com/soalmondie/status/1156960947912826880?s=21 https://twitter.com/SoAlmondie/status/1156960947912826880
https://twitter.com/soalmondie/status/1156960947912826880?s=21 https://twitter.com/SoAlmondie/status/1156960947912826880
This pretend restaurant was out of everything. Might be Jamaican. 
https://twitter.com/justsometeacher/status/1208904569054515200?s=21 https://twitter.com/justsometeacher/status/1208904569054515200

https://twitter.com/justsometeacher/status/1208904569054515200?s=21 https://twitter.com/justsometeacher/status/1208904569054515200
Pretend restaurant yelp be jumpin’
https://twitter.com/theofficialeg_/status/1158467196571570177?s=21 https://twitter.com/TheOfficialEG_/status/1158467196571570177
https://twitter.com/theofficialeg_/status/1158467196571570177?s=21 https://twitter.com/TheOfficialEG_/status/1158467196571570177
It’s a new entry in Pretend Restaurant Reviews:
https://twitter.com/nowthisnews/status/1274689274877640705?s=21 https://twitter.com/nowthisnews/status/1274689274877640705
https://twitter.com/nowthisnews/status/1274689274877640705?s=21 https://twitter.com/nowthisnews/status/1274689274877640705