Peter: Spider-Man 101. Your spider sense will warn you about danger.
Miles: Does it ever stop? Mines is constantly on.
Peter: What? It shouldn't always be o---oooooooh!
Miles: Does it ever stop? Mines is constantly on.
Peter: What? It shouldn't always be o---oooooooh!
Miles: *Sees old photo* This was you in the 90's?!
Peter: Yes.
Miles: What happened?!
Peter: Well ,this company called Amazon moved to New York... You'll understand when you start paying rent.
Peter: Yes.
Miles: What happened?!
Peter: Well ,this company called Amazon moved to New York... You'll understand when you start paying rent.
Peter: Are you ready to become Spider-Man, Miles? To risk it all to save lives?
Miles: Yes!
Peter: To be broke all the fucking time?!
Miles: Ye--huh?
Peter: To find yourself crying into a pillow randomly at night!
Miles: Are we-- Are we still talking bout being Spider-Man?
Miles: Yes!
Peter: To be broke all the fucking time?!
Miles: Ye--huh?
Peter: To find yourself crying into a pillow randomly at night!
Miles: Are we-- Are we still talking bout being Spider-Man?
Miles: Whoa.!The cafeteria at Avengers Tower?!
Peter: Yeah I'ma pretty big deal around here.
Wolverine: Are you to bumming cereal again?
Peter: Shut Up, Wolverine! You know damn well the inflation on Cinnamon Toast Crunch out there is criminal!
Peter: Yeah I'ma pretty big deal around here.
Wolverine: Are you to bumming cereal again?
Peter: Shut Up, Wolverine! You know damn well the inflation on Cinnamon Toast Crunch out there is criminal!
Doc Ock: Say your prayers Spider-Ma--
Miles: MY GUY, DO ALL YOUR VILLAINS HAVE THE SAME SHITTY BARBER?!
Peter: Was there a wall full of dicks to choose that cut from, Doc?
Miles: MY GUY, DO ALL YOUR VILLAINS HAVE THE SAME SHITTY BARBER?!
Peter: Was there a wall full of dicks to choose that cut from, Doc?
Miles: So whats this guy's deal? He tentacle porn man or....
Spider-Man: No, he's Doctor Octopus. He just really likes octopuses? I guess?
Doc Ock: I...I'm standing right here.
Miles: So he's mad about Shark Week stealing their shine or-- I feel like my first guess was right
Spider-Man: No, he's Doctor Octopus. He just really likes octopuses? I guess?
Doc Ock: I...I'm standing right here.
Miles: So he's mad about Shark Week stealing their shine or-- I feel like my first guess was right
Peter: That's Norman Osborn. My most danger enem--
Miles: Fam, who fucked up that man's hairline?!
Peter: Kid, this guy's dangerous. He's a killer.
Miles: If someone cut my shit like that I would be too!
Miles: Fam, who fucked up that man's hairline?!
Peter: Kid, this guy's dangerous. He's a killer.
Miles: If someone cut my shit like that I would be too!
Peter: You B2k boy band ass Spider-Man.
Miles: Boi, if you don't get your Jake from All State Hair cut and Saved by the Bell Zach Morris with the brick phone lookin ass outta here.
Peter: *Single tear falls from eye proudly* You're ready. Now, You're Spider-man
Miles: Boi, if you don't get your Jake from All State Hair cut and Saved by the Bell Zach Morris with the brick phone lookin ass outta here.
Peter: *Single tear falls from eye proudly* You're ready. Now, You're Spider-man
Peter: You think you can handle being Spider-Man. You know the things I've seen? The things i've gotta live with?!
Miles: I once had to sit through an acoustic cover of Back That Ass Up on the subway.
Peter: Oh my god. You're way over qualified for this then. You'll be fine
Miles: I once had to sit through an acoustic cover of Back That Ass Up on the subway.
Peter: Oh my god. You're way over qualified for this then. You'll be fine
*Avengers Cafeteria*
Miles: You're an Avenger but you still work solo?
Parker: Yeah, it's just easier for me that wa--
Hawkeye: He breaks in to do his laundry here, kid.
Peter: Shut Up, Hawkeye! This is a "I've stared in my own movie" conversation.
Miles: You're an Avenger but you still work solo?
Parker: Yeah, it's just easier for me that wa--
Hawkeye: He breaks in to do his laundry here, kid.
Peter: Shut Up, Hawkeye! This is a "I've stared in my own movie" conversation.