Last night I had a dream that there was an alligator in my room, so naturally I called someone to come remove it. When they got there I said, "I think it& #39;s time we address the alligator in the room." And that& #39;s when I realized I& #39;m almost as funny in my dreams as I am in real life

I just had a dream I was having my surgery and the dr had removed my entire spinal cord to work on it before putting it back, but I literally told him “wait a sec” and I got out my phone, took a snap of my spine and made a pun/joke about not having a backbone...https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😂" title="Face with tears of joy" aria-label="Emoji: Face with tears of joy">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😂" title="Face with tears of joy" aria-label="Emoji: Face with tears of joy">

I had a dream last night that I was in an interview and as the final question they asked if I could do my best Yoda impression????

Oh man, another tweet in this thread means I made another dumb joke in my dreamshttps://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🤦🏼‍♀️" title="Woman facepalming (medium light skin tone)" aria-label="Emoji: Woman facepalming (medium light skin tone)">

Last night I dreamed I opened my own dessert store and called it something with the pun AdvenCHURRO (like “adventure” but with churros)... I’ve never even had a churro??
Good idea though right?