The other day I started thinking about who the Cubs would be as cats so here you go, Twitter. Also, no, I didn& #39;t do one for every player because I only give about 30% effort to anything I do.

FIRST UP! KB is a Siamese because, duh.
Carl Edwards Jr is a Burmese: outgoing, energetic, intelligent
Ian Happ is a Russian Blue: quiet and loyal
Kyle Hendricks is a British Shorthair: easygoing, gentle, and respectful
Jon Lester is a Norwegian Forest Cat: large and athletic, reserved, independent
Stropy is a Ragdoll: loving, smart, and playful
Willson Contreras is a Bengal: rambunctious, playful, and always on the move
Javy is an Abyssinian: highly intelligent, inquisitive, energetic, and playful
Rizz is a Maine Coon: gentle giant, but big and powerful
Jason Heyward is a Chartreux: sturdy and powerful
and last up, Schwarbs is a Bombay: stocky but deceivingly quick and athletic
Dillon Maples is Hamilton the Hipster Cat
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