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1. Trump read the news today, hoo boy. https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1073965319184678913
2. About a lucky man, who made the grade. https://mic.com/articles/162340/future-energy-secretary-rick-perry-got-a-d-in-a-college-class-called-meats
3. And though the news was rather....um....SAD! Well I just had to laugh. I saw the photograph.
4. Trump read the news today, hooo boy.
Four thousand holes in Foggy Bottom now.
Four thousand holes in Foggy Bottom now.
5. And though the holes were rather small.
CNN had to count them all.
https://www.cnn.com/interactive/2017/08/politics/trump-admin-departures-trnd/
CNN had to count them all.
https://www.cnn.com/interactive/2017/08/politics/trump-admin-departures-trnd/
6. Now they know how many holes it takes to fill a CPAC Hall.
7. He'd love to turn....you......on.
8. I offer this parody with deepest, deepest apologies to The Beatles (but also as an homage to John Lennon, who taught me most of what I know about the joys of snarky sarcasm). For folks out there unfamiliar with the original...enjoy.
