everything in here is precious. *pours out libation of bone hurting juice* https://twitter.com/hugwins/status/1070971656426930177

this right here? This is the Biggest Mood Of All https://twitter.com/hugwins/status/1070973321506971648

OK well might as well post a few of my favourite tumblr posts of all time while I'm here. Warning: can't really image describe tumblr posts, in keeping with the general inaccessibility of that hellsite :(

PASTA

bitch that's the tubby custard machine

The Spider Stairs

flagged

sickening

You Already Have An Account

IPA

nedjem

I literally say this to my beloved at least once a week

Satan is not a fucking pogo stick/The Orangutan

real life creepypasta

DOST THOU EVEN HOIST

I am support

assigned cop at birth

your url

thanks to tumblr's abominable search functionality I cannot find the whole post but really this speaks for itself anyway

to become god is the loneliest achievement of them all

anti-Italian rules

Barbie really squirts

UK people, I need you to understand this is how Tumblr sees us and that's more than OK, it's good

actually good advice

How to summon a concerned lesbian

buttbuttinations

cricket

richard dawkins

It has been a privilege playing with you tonight https://jackcrumsontheinternet.tumblr.com/post/181089947251/the-time-draws-near

Throcky

what do your elf eyes see?

The Delivery Boys

the end of an era

character alignment

game of walking bad

jaws

tinder

a much better question

the bird on the branch

what the hell is in your mouth

the cardinal

you dropped your dick, man