alright y’all
ive finally been convinced to start Harry Potter from the beginning
ima tweet my reactions + questions in this thread:

when did this first movie come out? because I already know these special effects about to be trash
lmao

this big ass nigga on this little ass motorcycle lmaoooooo

they got this little nigga living under the fucking staircase

so they left him with abusive foster parents? great

I don’t like this fat bully cousin or his haircut

this scene with the letters is so dramatic lmaooooooooooo

im confused on why they “escaped” to this lighthouse in the middle of the damn ocean? lmaoooo

so the aunt is a hating ass bitch lmaooooo

lmaoooo @ the cousin sneaking the fucking cake

okay I’m back
I ended up taking a nap
lmao

why hermione hair not done? who sent her to school like that?

im feeling like snape is that girl
what’s the tea?

the broom teacher + this dyke haircut lmaaoooooooo

this little piece of shit blonde hair kid reminds me of jeoffrey and I hate him

hermoine is kind of annoying
and I think she should do a spell to get her hair done while she showing off

this bitch keep “hiding” in the worst spots in this bathroom lmao

i love that everybody eyebrows snatched in this movie

this bitch done set this nigga on fire lmaoooooooooo

why ain’t nobody tell me they had dragons in this series??!!

the graphics of the half man/half horse is horrible lmaooooo

Ron has actually been super unhelpful and scary as hell the whole movie

Ron literally could have just got off the damn horse before the queen struck??? Lmaooo very dramatic

oh wow
the stuttering professor is the villain? yuck

bitchhhhhhhhhhhh
this nigga on the back of the head of another nigga is disgusting

wowwwwwwww
this nigga burned his whole face off with this hands
what the fuck

the head wizard looks like Santa Claus
goodbye

alright hoes I’m started the second movie

looks like Harry not living under the staircase anymore, real cute

some of y’all look like house elfs

dobby is fucking annoying
coming into peoples houses and acting a fucking fool

honestly I hate the uncle so much

look like hermoine finally got a better wig, head still big as hell

Draco’s dad + this wig is fucking sending me over

these crying plants are so dramatic lmaoooooo

ABSOLUTELY NOT WITH THE FUCKING SPIDERS

someone explain to me how Tom Riddle and Voldemort are related?!!!

so tired of Harry spending this entire fight with the snake acting all confused and being loud as fuck splashing around in the water AFTER he was told the snake could fucking hear him

AGAIN IN ANOTHER MOVIE RON DOES NOTHING BUT YET GETS REWARDED

the chicken don’t be looking seasoned in these dinner scenes y’all

just made it to the Prisoner of Azkaban. this shit bettter be good @Dafalinangel

this nigga don’t got nowhere else to live? lmao

He turned this bitch into ms.puff from spongebob lmaoooooooo

white kids love to run away from their home to a park two minutes from they house

how Ron’s family afford an entire trip to Egypt but Ron had to use the same raggedy wand all last movie?!!

draco new hair trash just like his personality

every game this nigga wakes up in the hospital, he needs to find another career

wow Ron is such a fucking idiot every movie

everytime these fucking kids are in a crisis, Harry just sitting there looking stupid trying to find his damn glasses

omfg @ Ron fucking crying over this damn rat

this is the third fucking movie where other beings have had to come save Harry Potter and whoever is dying because all that nigga do is fucking sit there like a little idiot

oh look Harry waking up in the hospital FUCKING AGAIN

i hate harry
he’s an idiot
and it takes him forever to figure literally everything out

ALRIGHT YALL!
it’s Christmas, I made myself a very strong moscow mule + I’m hopping back into this thread for the Goblet of Fire
time to live tweet drunk

this old man making so much fucking noise trying to sneak up these stairs lmaooooooo

okay wait wait
that’s that little rat nigga that sold out harry’s parents right? Hate him

so Harry don’t live with that couple anymore? Fucking good

WOW
YALL AINT TELL ME THE NIGGA FROM TWILIGHT IN THIS MOVIE???

they got a World Cup for that boring ass broom game? yuck

girl why they not in school? is it the summer time?

10 mins into the movie and Harry Potter already looking stuck on stupid infront of danger instead of running like he’s told

WOW HOW THIS NIGGA GET KNOCKED OUT ALREADY???? THIS YALL HERO? THIS NIGGA?

LMAO y’all why this nigga running up and down the aisle like this? all day he plays

these bitches in the blue from the Mary poppins school of magic? because these fits are trash

girl this nigga + his fake eyeball is sending me over

girl hermoine still ain’t so anything with her hair
we four movies in and im tired

hermoine and her tired ass bundles are such know it alls

lmaoooooo
they called this niggas name and he sat back down trying to hide

girl these curls are not working for my sister rita
Bitch looking like curly sue in her 40s

OH BITCH THEY GOT DRAGONS

girl why Harry and Ron beefing?!!

the reporter is giving off major predator vibes
why she keep flirting with these damn kids? lmao

OH NAH
This dragon about to fuck Harry up lmaoooooo

girl what is this? the hunger games

So this nigga Harry thought he was gonna fly away and the dragon just broke loose and flew after him? y’all

all these niggas fake
they was just wearing fuck harry pins and now they cheering this nigga on

Why Ron momma send him this terrible outfit lmaoooolllll

that nigga going to the ball looking like a straight peasant

4/10 for costume design
these ball outfits are garbage lmao

lmao thank god they wasn’t ball room dancing this entire scene

Ron is the worst date
how you looking like poverty and got an attitude?

wait wait wait
why is this bitch causing a scene and crying over this nigga Ron in public?!!

my bitch myrtle back

lol this ghost bitch want her some dick so bad

oh nah this nigga turned into a merman

damn the only girl in the competition been killed?

wait what the fuck is going on?!!! They put Ron and Hermione under water?!!

these niggas stole people that were important to them and put them underwater to be saved?!!! What kind of crazy ass shit is that

wait wait wait
Barty crouch junior?!!
someone explain

oh nvm that nigga was a traitor

there’s so much going on in this fucking movie lmao

LOL BITCH YOU KNOW WHAT
wormtail carrying around voldemort like he is a baby is sending me the fuck over

girl yuck as hell for this scene
i do not like this nigga and his lack of a fucking nose

OF COURSE THIS NIGGA LUCIOUS IS A SUPPORTER

he really did not have to put his long nail feet on his face like that

OH BITCH THIS SCENE WHEN CEDRIC’S DAD REALIZED HE’S DEAD BITCHHHHHHHHH

oh nah
I’m in shambles

This has been my favorite out of all the movies so far

alright bitch lets keep this party going
i work remotely for the rest of the week and got time

damn I thought he finally escaped those abusive relatives

damn this nigga done got expelled? lmao

these niggas really be flying around on brooms like it’s the 1900s

lmao @ these niggas not knowing how to ride the damn train

“Brian” Dumbledore
alright now lmao

girl does he see ghost now? What’s going on?

i already know this bitch in this knock off Chanel suit about to be causing havoc

of course she’s some crazy evil cat lady

the blonde girl is a super weirdo lmao

girl I’m so tired of this fake Chanel wearing bitch my god

never liked the groundskeeper
such a follower ass nigga that one

girl Hermione is wildly annoying honestly