update on the impending snowmageddon back home: my dad is building a gate to attach to the barn so he can trap the HORF in it during the snow, bc otherwise Tango will go lay down in the feet of snow and just become a horse-cicle because he is too stupid to understand a barn

Look at him last year. He had a completely dry, warm barn with hay and feed and here he is, in the middle of the pasture, doing the stupid horse version of the This Is Fine dog

and he literally lays down like this to sleep because he's too lazy to stand and sleep, so people knock on our door all day like OH NO HE'S DEAD

Here he is playing fetch and bringing us his food bowl

We live in a very rural area, in a trailer, on an off road. Not a lot of traffic. Since getting Tango, there are ~4 dedicated people who come every day to feed him, and random stops from new people throughout the day. He gets v excited for his snacks: https://twitter.com/mckellogs/status/1036716218064007171?s=19

Yesterday my mom said some lady came to the door to tell her how pretty tango is and the lady started crying about it

This is normal

We don't know why everyone is obsessed with the horse

Dad calls it Tango's white privilege

Also, Google Maps street view shows a photo of Tango looking FECKIN' DEAD AS HELL, LMFAO

also my dad likes to make memes of himself and the horse

Look at how this muddy donkey turned into a Fancy Fairytale HORF

Here's one more of him being a sad asshole, looking at the barn, yet choosing to stand out in the pasture and get soggy

from thanksgiving, me trying to be nice to him and him SCREAMING at me for snackies