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Thread of my favorite moments from Cops bc I don’t want to lose them ever
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Police: what’s been going on here?
Guy: “nothing really, I was in my room playing my phone game, automic dove, if you look at my web you can see I was playing it right up until it happened. He’s jealous of me playing the web. I’m one of the top nations in the country.”
Guy: “nothing really, I was in my room playing my phone game, automic dove, if you look at my web you can see I was playing it right up until it happened. He’s jealous of me playing the web. I’m one of the top nations in the country.”
This guy just got arrested for riding a scooter on the road after being told by the police not to earlier in the day. A scooter.
He also had meth on him but still
He also had meth on him but still
“pull the moped over, you’re under arrest”
imagine
imagine
Girl: “so like how long have you been a police officer or whatever?”
Cop: “about three years.”
Girl: “nice! I worked for Boston marker for 3 years.”
Cop: “nice.”
Girl: “yeah, no, like rotisserie chicken and-“
Cop: “I’m sure those were comparable experiences.”
Cop: “about three years.”
Girl: “nice! I worked for Boston marker for 3 years.”
Cop: “nice.”
Girl: “yeah, no, like rotisserie chicken and-“
Cop: “I’m sure those were comparable experiences.”
Market*
*Cop pulls guy over for DUI, sees he has a gun in his waistband. He takes control of the suspect and tosses the gun where he can’t get it. He pins him to the ground to handcuff him*
Cop: “you’re dumb.”
Cop: “you’re dumb.”
*jenna marbles voice* OOOHHHH WHAT IS THAT
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