:)
monday morning,... again :)
monday day
Alone on a monday night? God youre pathetic
Texhnically its tuesday here but Guess What :)
!distort
!magnify
!noise
!piss
> if (monday){
+ awful
+ }
> piss{
+ xigbar
+ }
its the. Nut Scala ad Caelum
are you ready for fackin monday
its monday and nobody can stop me
i hate mondays but
cum on cum on turn your radio on its monday morning and i gotta cum
i ALMOST FORGOT!!! its Monday!!!!
i forgot twice in a row so to make up ill use him as my icon
well, congratulations! you have survived yet another week of
ugh
HAHA HA HA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA ANOTHER MONDAY HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHH WHATS UP FUCKERS
hey.. fellas.... did you Know That . UUUhhhhHHHHm
oh man, did you know,
your life starts at a monday and ends at a monday
see you another time ...!
another day, another heart
the only thing thats real and keeps me anchored in this world is the khux weekly renewal of quests
theres a good night on the last day of the week
good day,
ahhhhhhhh...
uegghhh fuck mondays
do i even have a personality left at this point
this monday was so bad i forgot about this
i forgot last monday im so sorry master
oh, its monday, right?
lifes too busy for me to think about the disaster that is monday
yea
ME NEARLY SPITTING MY COFFEE AND THINKING HOW ITS MONDAY
to alleviate the pain of the monday, i have decided to name it also ‘LoveMasterXehanortDay’

happy LoveMasterXehanortDay 💖
>:3c
hello monday!
also it is monday
its so cold. i havent been able to feel my arms since 9pm
i hate mondays but..... I FUCKING LOVE C B T
is it tuesday yet
enjoying the fact that this monday is over in just a few hours
just another #monday
i dont do no nut november i only care abt cum
thinkin about Cum for Dinner
oH fCUK ITS MONDAY
its also final fucking fantasy xv feet day
feeling a little special on this godawful #monday
this monday starts horny and hopefully will end less horny
The Horny Week Has Hopefully Ended
The dawn of the final #monday
ONE MINUTE BEFORE TUESDAY LETS HIT THE NEW MONDAYS RIGHT INTO OBLIVION
coughing up Cum on this #monday
enjoying some fine cum and hating this #monday
getting my BALLS BUSTED on this fine monday
What's that smell? ... The sweet cum, oh, it sings to me. It's enough to make a man sick.
oh fuck its #monday
cum
almost forgot it was #monday
it is monday and i am slowly losing it
how is it possible that it is #monday yet again?
i forgot the last monday, please forgive me!
dreading #mondays
but of course...... :) you're always there
no more
this is not the last #monday
ahhhh fuck, i’’ late (its late) i survived the final monday
and monday comes upon me, shines its deadly hour . im gonna take a piss
maybe if i sleep enough i’ll platinum dream drop distance overnight
feeling like shit on this #monday
:(
the sun has risen someone come knock me out cold on this monday
drowning in wizard hat this monday
survive to another monday you will. happy dark road day 💖
hello monday, you make me feel so nervous sometimes. it’s been a year. passage of time is terrifying to me right now, but i’ll survive another year for you. i miss you
tis monday!
HAHAHAHAHAAAAA

FUKCING MONDAY

aaaah
becoming a megalodon on this #monday
monday headache
hello #monday from groverhaus!! i will be insufferable
HEY GUYS I FUCKED UP ITS TUESDAY
voor een week ben ik vergeten te leven. mijn ‘zijn’ was weggevaren op de golven van aardse zaken. maar hoor nu toe hoe mijn ziel wederkeert; met een vergevende blik, aanschouw! opdat mijn zonde kan worden vergeven, dat ik rust kan vinden, in Uw huis en in Uw hart
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