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made it to the last gasping coughs of 2018 willfully ignorant of the fact that SUPERNATURAL (2005) is a lawless heartland drama about known grifter brothers—including one dynamic depressed bisexual slut—wearing earth tones and confronting crises of faith and wow i miss that peace
there were about three things i was certain of in this world and one was that i was never going to even entertain getting into supernatural so now i guess there’s two
me, A Merry Naif, some three hours before dissolving into a boneless, wailing heap on catherine and emma’s couch because dean referred to that trench coat bible bitch as “cas”
LIKE mere hours ago i was peacefully unaware that this is a show about two dipshits lol-ing and salt-tossing their way thru the midwest in a chevy impala as a diversion from the real work of unpacking their childhood trauma and confronting the fact that there is, somehow, a god
you know what? Same
does anyone want to join my class action lawsuit jw
Me texting the friends, acquaintances, exgirlfriends, busboys at my college dive bar, dentists et al in the presence of whom i ever dunked on supernatural as the foremost example of the kind of nerd culture we& #39;re beholden to will into extinction to give them the news of my demise
everything i said was righteous and correct, of course, it’s only i have been revealed as weaker and more grotesque than i once assumed myself to be!!!!!!! i suppose there’s the parts here to assemble an allegory but i have to focus my energies on accepting my new life
have they? been making this show for only me all along? and if so, well, what a very on brand move on my part to hold out so icily for thirteen years. that tracks.
i guess u could say what i& #39;m thankful for this year is that the pollutants in our air and the hormones in our food and the whip its i did that one summer have all finally combined to degrade the capabilities of my brain to the point where this is all i want or could think to want
in one of the episodes i have watched dean wished for an italian grinder w jalapeño and the wish came true and he ate it and then he threw up a lot and that was it and yet it is my understanding that the entire canadian economy revolves around the filming of this program amazing
difficult for me to figure out how i could love a canon aquarius w such immediate fierceness and more and more each minute but don& #39;t worry i am adapting
DUMBWAITERS ARE V SCARY AND BAD BITXH don& #39;t undersell it
one of the MANY things i& #39;ve learned about supernatural in the last three days that& #39;s made me uncomfortably certain that i was meant to succumb to its pull all along is that liminal aching dean is an aquarius, and sam is a taurus
dean just threatened to give someone “a third hole” using a gun he did not actually possess just to scare the dumb jerk into not getting himself killed by a ghost and i truly honestly felt that :///
gonna take me like thirty four years and multiple extended stays in a hyperbaric chamber to unpack how i feel about young dean wanting to take this girl out to see the mother of all rape revenge films so like let& #39;s reconvene then i guess
horrified and aroused by this co-opting of my personal brand
