——— a thread of 48g videos that you need to watch ♡

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—— this is a thread full of videos which made me stan AKB48 and will include both variety & performances
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baby miyu confesses to hating lemon-chan's 'FRESH LEMON NI NARITAI NA!' catchphrase and makes her contemplate the meaning of life

sakura is unaffected by the fart canon so sasshi and miichan check to see if it actually stinks or not

acchan almost dies from a small electric shock

this performance of bird... everybody say thank you takahashi minami

nmb48's sutou ririka ranks 20th in the 9th senbatsu sousenkyo and announces that she's getting married and graduating... but everyone thinks it's a joke (feat. mayuyu's epic face)

jurina confirms fan suspicions that she's an immortal witch during 'akai pin heel to professor'

also here's sayanee getting her life to 'akai pin heel to professor' too https://vine.co/v/ixMPvdZU0A9 

mayuyu actually thinking that akbingo staff would let her get her hand chopped off for a punishment

sayamilky is revived at sayanee's graduation concert during 'boku wa inai' after years of being a dead ship

yuihan correctly guesses girls' generation from the other members' hints (and yuko cheating and trying to sing the chorus of genie)

sasshi, miichan and shiichan clowning the way acchan sang 'yume no kawa' at her graduation concert

miyu asks takamina if she's secretly had all of her facial hair removed based on the rumours that she's actually a man

this one's iconic.... nishino miki's hidden box challenge lmfao the other girls were WRONG for pretending it was something scary in the box (part 1)

the way her reaction changed after she finally put her hand in the box i literally scream everytime i watch this lmfao (nishino miki hidden box challenge, part 2)

the original kami 7 reunite to perform 'skirt, hirari' at kojiharu's graduation concert

acchan doesn't know how to write 'thursday' in english

akb48 perform their 14th single 'river' on akbingo in 2009. it was their first single to reach no.1 on the oricon charts and began their streak of no.1 singles which hasn't been broken since.

kojima mako sits on the electric chair

mayuyu steals sasshi's copy of tokimeki memorial girl's side and refuses to give it back for 9 years

acchan and yuko surprise takamina at her last nhk kouhaku and perform flying get, heavy rotation & koisuru fortune cookie

tomochin guests on an australian tv show and eats random snacks (including vegemite)

the entirety of the produce 48 cast & contestants dance to heavy rotation after collectively snubbing produce 101 season 2's 'pick me'

takamina raises hell against tomochin, mayuyu, miichan & the bad boys after being pranked

paruru asks sae if she's a lesbian (the answer is yes)

original members of akb48's team b return for mayuyu's graduation concert and perform 'shonichi'

takamina shaves her beard every morning

kawaei rina proves to be deserving of the 'center baka' title after incorrectly guessing the origin city of the olympic games TWICE while everyone else answers correctly on their first try

akb48 forms 'team surprise' in 2012 (and again in 2014) which is comprised of popular members from akb48, ske48, nmb48 and hkt48 as part of a pachinko campaign. their first single is 'juuryoku sympathy', which is also the name of thier first stage.

itano beats the shit out of kasai

members of akb48, jkt48, bnk48, mnl48, team sh, team tp and sgo48 perform a mixed-language version of 'aitakatta' at the 'akb48 group asia festival'

yuko being a chicken (feat. jurina's dog impression)

Ohhh!! Big!! Ohh!! Tokyo Dome! Big!!

kojiharu eats bee larvae (feat. takamina being forced to try some)

my name is SCOTT.

takamina, sae, sayanee & sasshi perform 'kagami no naka no jean d'arc' as representatives of each sister group during akb48's 2014 tokyo dome concert

shinoda mariko plays the 'air ocarina'

mirurun suprises everyone by spontaneously deciding to bungee jump

akb48 and nogizaka46 perform ‘mazariau mono’ simultaneously from different venues over video link

akimoto sayaka becomes 'superlady'

kitahara rie parodies acchan’s ‘yume no kawa’ (feat. sasshi & yuihan)

akb48 performs ‘kimi wa melody’ with graduated members on music station as a part of the group’s 10th anniversary celebrations

tomochin completely destroys acchan’s birthday cake

yuko faces her ultimate fear of balloons popping (feat. nacchi’s ruptured eardrums)

avril lavigne pretends to care about tomochin’s solo debut

kojiharu and sasshi both have a similar nsfw take on a 4-kanji idiom

mariko, saaya, jurina and sayanee perform ‘confession’ on akb48’s 10th anniversary stage

#KOJIHARU : nice through!

akb48’s 1st generation open the group’s 1st tokyo dome concert with ‘party ga hajimaru yo’ - the group’s 1st ever song which was originally performed to an audience of 7 people. in doing so they were able to fulfil ‘the 1830m dream’ they aspired to at debut, within 7 years.

miichan gets no response at all to her graduation announcement

sayanee wins a competition of musical chairs against 63 senbatsu members across all sister groups and centres ‘heavy rotation’

yuko places 2nd to sasshi in the 5th senbatsu sousenkyo (feat. literally everyone’s reaction)

tomochin puts the other pop girls to shame for 2 minutes straight at her graduation concert

ske48 go completely BONKERS when sakura places 3rd at the 10th senbatsu sousenkyo (with different angles because why not)

takamina, miichan and tomochin perform ‘valenti’ in front of boa (and she pretends to enjoy it)

nmb48 member and aspiring NEET kinoshita momoka alludes to having had relationships with members and basically lets everyone know that she’s gay

kinoshita momoka returns to perform ‘priority’ at sayanee’s graduation concert (while simultaneously spreading the homosexual agenda)