Thread by @starryjimini, 》 Yoonmin CRACK! au in which yoongi is a culinary arts student [...]

》 Yoonmin CRACK! au in which yoongi is a culinary arts student who asks his new roommate jimin to help him around. Jimin is trying his best, but washing the meat with soap just ain& #39;t it fam

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》 Yoonmin CRACK! au in which yoongi is a culinary arts student who asks his new roommate jimin to help him around. Jimin is trying his best, but washing the meat with soap just ain& #39;t it fam https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable=

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Profiles (1/2)

Profiles (2/2)

× Info:

(main) Pairings: Yoonmin, Taekook, etc.

- Yoongi& #39;s squad: Jungkook, Namjoon, Hoseok
- Jimin& #39;s squad: Taehyung, Hoseok
- Jimin just moved into a new dorm, who he has to share with yoongi
- Mayhaps Jimin has had a huge crush on Yoongi since who knows when

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• This AU might have slight ?¿ nsfw (not really lol) jokes so don& #39;t get butt hurt ?¿ Perhaps I might step up my crackhead game

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• This is mainly for fun, don& #39;t take anything seriously and don& #39;t ruin stuff for everyone else with your negativity, ain& #39;t no pets allowed here

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ONE MORE THING! Just like my previous AUs, the texts and other stuff will be from an iOS perspective but the tweets will be in android perspective bc i like the android edits better for the replies and all that~

Otherwise, more info will be provided throughout the story! ×

× Like before, imma leave this here incase I lose tweets again oof (lmfao back @ it again with that self promo) × https://twitter.com/i/moments/985640815773925377">https://twitter.com/i/moments...

https://twitter.com/i/moments/985640815773925377

✧･ﾟ:* My AUs *:･°✧

ONGOING crack AUs: Yout(Uber) ( taekook with side yoonmin) & Lockdown (Yoonmin with side taekook) COMPLETED: Thrill Ride, Underwear Theif, Ambulance, Dead Meat

https://twitter.com/i/moments/985640815773925377

ok wtf idk how to edit moments bc this bird app changed ugh so this won& #39;t be in the moments yet aha i hate this :))))

Whatever let’s begin

1. Dense (yes tater thots are back)

2. Choice

OMG I& #39;M SO SORRY I DIDN& #39;T NOTICE THAT I MADE A MISTAKE IN THE INFO... JIMIN& #39;S SQUAD IS TAEHYUNG AND SEOKJIN*** NOT HOSEOK AND TAEHYUNG

3. Panini head

4. Jungkook& #39;s routine is a mess

5. Favor

6. Professional

7. Tea time

8. Woosh

9. Rip

10. Soap

11. Fruity

12. A drop of dawn and grease is gone

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13. Dirty

14. Mean yoongi

15. Crack

16. Improper

17. Kid

18. Yikes

19.

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20. Hello

21. What goes on

22. Jungkook is a whipped man

23. Move

24. Muting

25. Anything

26. Stubborn

27. Home

28. Played

29. Karma

30. Wrong

31. Petty

32. Taekook gotta slow down

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33. Scared

34. New

35. Date

36. Cake

37. Project

38. 2 hours

39. Taehyung just wants strips

40. Jungkook got him the wrong chicken strips

41. Burnt

42. Crying

43. Fine

44. Liked

45. Blockedt

46. Jin spills the tea

47. Perfect

48. Yoongi get your head outta your ass

49. Boney apple feet

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50. Better

51. Taehyung is the president of the “protect jimin” club

52. Last

53. Miss

54. Event

55. Out

56. Birds

57. Fun sponge

58. Recollect

59. Act

60. Cast

61. Fake

62. Here

63. Home

64. Bread

65. Give

66. Chicken

67. Since birth

68. Plan

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69. Fruits

70. Snaked

71. I& #39;m sorry I had to

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72. Doctor

73. Good news

74. YEET

75. Might

76. Stabbed

77. Snatch

78. Busy

79. Think

80. Jimin washing the meat with soap wasn’t it, but THIS REALLY AIN’T IT

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81. Match

82. Taehyung rooting for yoongi

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