》 Yoonmin CRACK! au in which yoongi is a culinary arts student who asks his new roommate jimin to help him around. Jimin is trying his best, but washing the meat with soap just ain't it fam 😔

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× Info:

(main) Pairings: Yoonmin, Taekook, etc.

- Yoongi's squad: Jungkook, Namjoon, Hoseok
- Jimin's squad: Taehyung, Hoseok
- Jimin just moved into a new dorm, who he has to share with yoongi
- Mayhaps Jimin has had a huge crush on Yoongi since who knows when 👀
• This AU might have slight ?¿ nsfw (not really lol) jokes so don't get butt hurt ?¿ Perhaps I might step up my crackhead game 👀

• This is mainly for fun, don't take anything seriously and don't ruin stuff for everyone else with your negativity, ain't no pets allowed here 😔
ONE MORE THING! Just like my previous AUs, the texts and other stuff will be from an iOS perspective but the tweets will be in android perspective bc i like the android edits better for the replies and all that~

Otherwise, more info will be provided throughout the story! ×
ok wtf idk how to edit moments bc this bird app changed ugh so this won't be in the moments yet aha i hate this :))))
Whatever let’s begin
1. Dense (yes tater thots are back)
2. Choice
OMG I'M SO SORRY I DIDN'T NOTICE THAT I MADE A MISTAKE IN THE INFO... JIMIN'S SQUAD IS TAEHYUNG AND SEOKJIN*** NOT HOSEOK AND TAEHYUNG
3. Panini head
4. Jungkook's routine is a mess
5. Favor
6. Professional
7. Tea time
8. Woosh
9. Rip
10. Soap
11. Fruity
12. A drop of dawn and grease is gone 😌
13. Dirty
14. Mean yoongi
15. Crack
16. Improper
17. Kid
18. Yikes
19. 👀👀
20. Hello
21. What goes on
22. Jungkook is a whipped man
23. Move
24. Muting
25. Anything
26. Stubborn
27. Home
28. Played
29. Karma
30. Wrong
31. Petty
32. Taekook gotta slow down 👀
33. Scared
34. New
35. Date
36. Cake
37. Project
38. 2 hours
39. Taehyung just wants strips
40. Jungkook got him the wrong chicken strips
41. Burnt
42. Crying
43. Fine
44. Liked
45. Blockedt
46. Jin spills the tea
47. Perfect
48. Yoongi get your head outta your ass
49. Boney apple feet 👅👅
50. Better
51. Taehyung is the president of the “protect jimin” club
52. Last
53. Miss
54. Event
55. Out
56. Birds
57. Fun sponge
58. Recollect
59. Act
60. Cast
61. Fake
62. Here
63. Home
64. Bread
65. Give
66. Chicken
67. Since birth
68. Plan 🅱️
69. Fruits
70. Snaked
71. I'm sorry I had to 😔🤙🏻
72. Doctor
73. Good news
74. YEET
75. Might
76. Stabbed
77. Snatch
78. Busy
79. Think
80. Jimin washing the meat with soap wasn’t it, but THIS REALLY AIN’T IT 👽
81. Match
82. Taehyung rooting for yoongi 🤙🏻
83. Taekook are on team Yoongi 😌
84. Slick
85. 👀🤔
86. Bullying
87. Baby
88. Meat scented soap
89. Pressed
90. For me
91. Attention
92. Bingo
93. Saturday
94. Thanks
95. Fbi
96. Long
97. Dragged
98. Faceplanted
99. Everybody say thank u jin
100. Mask
101. Petty
102. Disguise
103. Smh1 yoongi 😒
104. Hide and seek
105. Asparagus
106. Dated
107. Jin REALLY that hero huh
108. Rabid dog
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