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Been thinking about this a lot. https://twitter.com/walliesta/status/1059767090402471936">https://twitter.com/walliesta...
I know people claim to have been thinking about certain tweets when they really haven& #39;t been thinking about them, but I& #39;ve been THINKING about this. I& #39;ve obsessed about it.
I& #39;ve gone as far as using science to work out how I would approach the situation mentioned in the original tweet, and I would like to share it with you guys.
A few things to note in this situation.
1. The most important thing you have to come to terms with is the fact that you& #39;re doomed. Throw any aspirations of survival out of the question. The only thing that& #39;s guaranteed in this situation is you perishing in the end.
1. The most important thing you have to come to terms with is the fact that you& #39;re doomed. Throw any aspirations of survival out of the question. The only thing that& #39;s guaranteed in this situation is you perishing in the end.
2. You& #39;re fighting 5-year-olds here, and they want you dead. This can only mean two things.
You& #39;re a fucked up enough person to trigger murder in the mind of a 5-year-old. You have no redeeming qualities. You& #39;re better off dead.
OR
Those little shits are possessed. Kill& #39;em!
You& #39;re a fucked up enough person to trigger murder in the mind of a 5-year-old. You have no redeeming qualities. You& #39;re better off dead.
OR
Those little shits are possessed. Kill& #39;em!
Now let& #39;s get to the ideal positioning, approach and technique to maximize your output here.
Find a corner. If you have to run to get there , RUN!!! This is to minimize your blind spots. This particular situation is one of the few where having your back against the wall is good.
Many people would be tempted to crouch. BIG MISTAKE!!!
You& #39;re sacrificing one of the few advantages you have over those murderous little shits, HEIGHT!!! In addition, you& #39;re putting your body in an unnatural position and accelerating exhaustion.
You& #39;re sacrificing one of the few advantages you have over those murderous little shits, HEIGHT!!! In addition, you& #39;re putting your body in an unnatural position and accelerating exhaustion.
Remain upright. By doing so, you may be eliminating the option of landing vertical blows with your hands, but your lower limbs pack a heavy... ahem, punch and will cause more damage than your pathetic arms.
With your upper limbs, you can land the uppercuts. You can grab and toss all you like, but I& #39;d keep that to a minimum if I were you.
Don& #39;t even think about tearing any of their limbs and using them as weapons. That would require superhuman strength. You& #39;re not that strong, and you know it. You& #39;re the same guy that walks faster when you hear footsteps behind you. Don& #39;t forget. You& #39;re still the same pathetic you
