Starting a dumpling thread because why the fuck not

Steamed Shanghai Dumplings from Noodles Everyday
Cabbage + your typical shanghai roll filling. Sad excuse for a dumpling.
3/10
Cabbage + your typical shanghai roll filling. Sad excuse for a dumpling.
3/10
Kuchay Dumplings from Lao Beijing. Benchmark dumpling because tangina bat ganon masyadong masarap
25/10 as per @larkvain's rating
25/10 as per @larkvain's rating

Xiao Long Bao from Lao Beijing. Wrapper's consistency may be a hit and miss everytime I go there. Better if eaten as a whole as opposed to the "right way" to eat soup dumplings 
10/10!!

10/10!!
Shao Mai from Lao Beijing. I've been eating there for about a year now, and I just tried this earlier this week. Filled with ground pork and sticky rice. It's a little on the sweet side, but DAMN
9.5/10
9.5/10
The dumpling thread continues!!!
Cheese Xiao Long Bao from Tien Ma's
Gets cold fast after serving :( but still really good. A little too pricey to be part of my weekly fix.
8/10
Cheese Xiao Long Bao from Tien Ma's
Gets cold fast after serving :( but still really good. A little too pricey to be part of my weekly fix.
8/10
Sana pala I took a photo of the pork and shrimp dumplings.
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nakamamatay. di ko nalasahan yung shrimp kaya pantal and hirap huminga galoreyshun for 2 hours


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Homemade dumplings from Shi-Shi Noodle House. Php 200 for 10 pcs
Parang nag-Lao Beijing lang ako with bigger dumplings and better wrappers.
9/10



Homemade dumplings from Shi-Shi Noodle House. Php 200 for 10 pcs
Parang nag-Lao Beijing lang ako with bigger dumplings and better wrappers.
9/10
Lan Zhou La Mien steamed dumplings. Php 240 for 15 pcs 
A little on the mushy side, but the filling is good. Price is for sharing. Kebs na. Hahaha ang lambot talaga

A little on the mushy side, but the filling is good. Price is for sharing. Kebs na. Hahaha ang lambot talaga
Mo:Mo's All-in-One Combo. Includes 2 cripsy pork strips(??), a chicken lollipop, fried noodles, coleslaw, and 2 pieces each for pork, beef, and chicken dumplings, and a sauce for each
Php 220 with a drink!!!
Putangina value for money palang panalo na

Putangina value for money palang panalo na

Pork: ok
Chicken lollipop: solid.
Coleslaw: kebs
Fried noodles: you put ketchup on it?? Weird but it works!
Dumplings: you make your own sauce then dip it in the gravy. The beef one is the best.
In summary, masarap, pati yung nagpprep ng dumplings charot ang kalat pala HAHAHA
Chicken lollipop: solid.
Coleslaw: kebs
Fried noodles: you put ketchup on it?? Weird but it works!
Dumplings: you make your own sauce then dip it in the gravy. The beef one is the best.
In summary, masarap, pati yung nagpprep ng dumplings charot ang kalat pala HAHAHA
Hocho's gyoza. Php 150 for 5 pcs.
Di ko gets bakit iba iba lasa niya pag bumabalik ako dito. Gemini rin ata siya. 6/10
Di ko gets bakit iba iba lasa niya pag bumabalik ako dito. Gemini rin ata siya. 6/10
Tien Ma's Handmade Kuchay Pork Dumplings (Php 150 for 15 pieces)
The filling has noodles aside from the pork and kuchay! I hesitate ordering this from their Makati Ave branch, butfor some reason, Cubao's is better
8/10 Lao Beijing pa rin (RTed to organize the thread lmao)
The filling has noodles aside from the pork and kuchay! I hesitate ordering this from their Makati Ave branch, butfor some reason, Cubao's is better

8/10 Lao Beijing pa rin (RTed to organize the thread lmao)
Tien Ma's Assorted XLB (3 pcs Black mushroom with truffle oil, 3 pcs cheese, 2 pcs regular xlb for Php 250)
Better than sex.
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(Reposted kasi gusto ko maayos thread lmao)
Better than sex.


(Reposted kasi gusto ko maayos thread lmao)
BonChon's Crispy Mandu. Php 150 with a drumstick and wing.
Not a fan of chicken dumplings (Except Mo:Mo's and Pao Tsin's) and sweet sauces, but surprisingly okay! Would be better if the glaze can be made spicy, too. Onting kayod pa bago siya sumarap ng sobra
7/10
Not a fan of chicken dumplings (Except Mo:Mo's and Pao Tsin's) and sweet sauces, but surprisingly okay! Would be better if the glaze can be made spicy, too. Onting kayod pa bago siya sumarap ng sobra

Lao Beijing's Guotie. 8 pcs for 165
Pan-fried dumplings! Has meat and upo as fillings. Mas masarap siya sa gyoza, and I'm not sorry about it.
10/10
Pan-fried dumplings! Has meat and upo as fillings. Mas masarap siya sa gyoza, and I'm not sorry about it.
10/10
BANGKAL FOOD COMIN THRU!
Karaage Bar's gyoza. 5 pcs for Php 89 (!!!!!)
Naiiyak ako. 5 pcs. 89 pesos. Tapos mas masarap pa siya kaysa sa ibang gyoza na sobrang mahal. Di ako mapakali

ang perfect pa nung pagkaluto, ughhh as in skdjjeiejsksk *chef's kiss*
Karaage Bar's gyoza. 5 pcs for Php 89 (!!!!!)
Naiiyak ako. 5 pcs. 89 pesos. Tapos mas masarap pa siya kaysa sa ibang gyoza na sobrang mahal. Di ako mapakali



Entering siomai territory. Hen Lin's chicken siomai. 6pcs for 67 pesos.
Uminit lang ulo ko. Walang bakas ng chicken.
Also,
"Ang tigas ampota." - @cheezkarlito
0/10 putangina umalis na kayo wa pantry namin bwiset
Uminit lang ulo ko. Walang bakas ng chicken.
Also,
"Ang tigas ampota." - @cheezkarlito
0/10 putangina umalis na kayo wa pantry namin bwiset
Ramen Dojo's gyoza. 290 PHP for a Ramen + Gyoza combo, so 110 PHP??
Wala akong masyadong feelings para sa dito. Kebs lang siya. 6/10
Wala akong masyadong feelings para sa dito. Kebs lang siya. 6/10
Noodle House Pork Siomai because I like living dangerously jk (37 pesos with the noodles)
Sobrang fave
teriyaki sauce + peanut sauce + a bit of soy sauce + shitloads of chili 
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Sobrang fave




Donburi Mix's gyoza. Php 90 for 5 pcs.
Di ko alam bakit buong gyoza yung fried hahahhahahaha. Kebs lang siya. 7/10
Yung concern ko is kadiri lasa ng ramen and BAKIT MAY PUPPY SA KITCHEN. NILAGAY LANG SA TOTEBAG NUNG STAFF. ANONG NANGYAYARI????
Di ko alam bakit buong gyoza yung fried hahahhahahaha. Kebs lang siya. 7/10
Yung concern ko is kadiri lasa ng ramen and BAKIT MAY PUPPY SA KITCHEN. NILAGAY LANG SA TOTEBAG NUNG STAFF. ANONG NANGYAYARI????
I feel like i'm obligated to re-review Lao Beijing's dumplings bc may bago sa kanya + nagtaas presyo
Kuchay is now Php 158, and pork leeks is now Php 162.
Nothing new taste-wise, but may noodles na yung filling ng dumplings (similar to Tien Ma's) so super nakakabusog na

Nothing new taste-wise, but may noodles na yung filling ng dumplings (similar to Tien Ma's) so super nakakabusog na

Shaixan Snacks' steamed dumplings. 135 fr 8 pcs
Mej maliit. Mej lasang Jollibee shanghai yung filling. Kasing-dry ng mga convo sa bumble
Di bagay ang chili paste sa black vinegar (wala silang chili oil). May tubig gripo aftertaste. Tangina three times ko to inulit
Ugh. 5/10
Mej maliit. Mej lasang Jollibee shanghai yung filling. Kasing-dry ng mga convo sa bumble

Ugh. 5/10
Dong Bei beef + pork leek dumplings. Bought by the pack, idk hm the original price is (thanks @leopartelucky
)
Boiled this for 10 minutes and gone in half a Bojack Horseman episode.
9/10! Value for money kasi ang dami HAHAHA
(Lao Beijing pa din but this is pretty good!)

Boiled this for 10 minutes and gone in half a Bojack Horseman episode.
9/10! Value for money kasi ang dami HAHAHA
(Lao Beijing pa din but this is pretty good!)
Tasty Dumplings. Php 120 for 8 pcs.
Di mainit yung dumplings. Kebs lang yung filling. Made me sad. 5/10
Di mainit yung dumplings. Kebs lang yung filling. Made me sad. 5/10
Gyoza from the buffet at Donu
badly taken photo as I was very hungry. The unli pork and beef + buffet table access costs 499 for 2 hours.
Kebs na sana kaso di siya mainit. I had half a mind na initin siya sa grill
kinda rude servers, subpar kbbq. 3/10

Kebs na sana kaso di siya mainit. I had half a mind na initin siya sa grill

Moshi Koshi's Gyoza. Php 140 for 5 pcs.
Finally, good gyoza near the office
ang perfect ng pagkaluto niya, sobrang juicy and di sunog yung pan-fried part. Love ko sila pero may top 1 gyoza pa din ako na di ko pa nababalikan, so 9/10 muna
Finally, good gyoza near the office

Hong Kong Noodles & Dimsum House's kuchay dumplings. Php 85 for 3 pcs.
Had @ErrishEyre allergy check it for me first kaya may tusok-tusok na HAHA. Kinda tastes like siomai but better!! Sana nga lang mas mainit and apat siya
8/10
Had @ErrishEyre allergy check it for me first kaya may tusok-tusok na HAHA. Kinda tastes like siomai but better!! Sana nga lang mas mainit and apat siya

Catching up on backlogs. BACKLOGS??? 
Maru Maru Tei's Gyoza. Php 150 for 5 pieces.
It's good, needs more time in the pan IMO, and di kaya magcompensate for their bullshit of a ramen. 7/10

Maru Maru Tei's Gyoza. Php 150 for 5 pieces.
It's good, needs more time in the pan IMO, and di kaya magcompensate for their bullshit of a ramen. 7/10
(Reposted because I gave the wrong rating lmao)
Karate Kid's Gyoza. Php 99 for 4 pcs.
...di ko mawari bakit lasog lasog siya. Would be reallyyyy sad without the dipping sauce. 4/10
Karate Kid's Gyoza. Php 99 for 4 pcs.
...di ko mawari bakit lasog lasog siya. Would be reallyyyy sad without the dipping sauce. 4/10
Chowking's fried dumplings. Php 60 for 4 pcs.
Parang baked instead of fried
ok naman yung dumpling, I guess. It tastes great with the dip but meh, 6/10 at the most. Gusto ko yung allergy na dala ng chili pucha hahahahaha
Parang baked instead of fried

The Alley by Vikings' fried siomai. Idk how much the buffet costs, but thanks for the treat, @jonasrookie!
Discovered it had shrimp, so I stopped
Filling is good, but the dumpling is very dry. 7/10
I think the four of us agreed that the buffet as a whole was kebs lang
Discovered it had shrimp, so I stopped

Filling is good, but the dumpling is very dry. 7/10
I think the four of us agreed that the buffet as a whole was kebs lang