Blue just rolled over, looked me dead in the eyes, and said âdo you like Egypt?â... what
âDo you think time travel is real?â
âHow dope would it be to have a tie dye saber tooth tigerâ
âTime travelâs gonna be a thingâ
âI only need one lungâ
âIVE GOTTA BUY A CHRISTMAS TREE TOMORROW, and roll 24 bluntsâ
âProjectors are wild. Like, it makes it just look like stuff is on the wallâ
âIâve caught a snake before... like with my bare hands, like Steve Irwinâ
âGirl dogs have periodsâ
Okay he didnât SAY anything but he ate ALL my garlic bread and I needed to document it
He just called an eye prescription the âzoom of someoneâs eyeâ
*scrolls past Albert Einstein documentary* âthat dudeâs smart as fuckâ
âI was a 100% 3 point shooter... in middle school... shot one of âemâ
âIâm so glad they put those lines on the road, otherwise... Iâd have no idea where to goâ
âYa know what sounds good? A Caesar salad... or just the croutonsâ
âIâm talking to the corndogsâ
âBabe, itâs real life Mario Kart out here in da skreetsâ
Me: is that a muscle?
Blue: yeah. It is. Theyâre everywhere on me.
Blue: yeah. It is. Theyâre everywhere on me.
*opens bag* âitâs NOT about to be good for these cookiesâ
Me: did your skating rink do limbo
Blue: yeah I won... almost
Blue: yeah I won... almost
âI canât think with my eyes closedâ