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Ever notice how you see pictures of people with fursuit heads on without suits, but never wearing suits without furry heads?
That’s part of Furry Code, an index of rules going back to the late 1990s.
That’s part of Furry Code, an index of rules going back to the late 1990s.
This maintains privacy and allows furries to rob convenience stores with plausible deniability as to who was in the suit.
You know why furry conventions have so much money?
It’s the safest way to meet with criminal syndicates in disguise.
“Why were you in Atlantic City, did you hire the hitman who killed your drug kingpin rival?”
“No sir I’m a furry. It’s for a convention.”
It’s the safest way to meet with criminal syndicates in disguise.
“Why were you in Atlantic City, did you hire the hitman who killed your drug kingpin rival?”
“No sir I’m a furry. It’s for a convention.”
Furry convention travel patterns are indistinguishable from being an assassin.
It’s the greatest cover story in modern history.
It’s the greatest cover story in modern history.
“Why are there so many furry conventions?”
You know the movie John Wick? The Continental Hotel? Everyone knows the code and nobody talks? That’s basically a furry convention.
You know the movie John Wick? The Continental Hotel? Everyone knows the code and nobody talks? That’s basically a furry convention.
Anyway that’s why you don’t mess with furries.
Stick a body in a fursuit and you can drag it anywhere. Say they had too much to drink and you’re taking them home. Those silly furries.
No one can tell if they’re breathing.
No one can tell if they’re breathing.
Furries: The assassins of the 21st century. https://vine.co/v/MjlE0Qb3P5b
Modern surveillance systems can do facial recognition from hundreds of feet away.
You know what stops facial recognition working?
Wearing a fursuit. That’s why casinos ban them. They can’t see your face.
You know what stops facial recognition working?
Wearing a fursuit. That’s why casinos ban them. They can’t see your face.
I wish you could see the world
the way I see it
the way I see it
This is what the future of urban resistance exosuit warfare looks like. ( @JupitersJoy)
And nobody is ready. Not the police. Not the military. They’re going to roll right over us.
And nobody is ready. Not the police. Not the military. They’re going to roll right over us.
Beneath that suit are sinuous linear actuators strong enough to pick up a car. Ceramic plates able to stop rifle rounds. That entire headpiece is a steerable electronic warfare array.
Look how the electrically-actuated tendons shiver as the exosuit crouches. They’re years ahead of us.
Fur suits are a logical modular enhancement path for human bodies https://gizmodo.com/a-wearable-robotic-tail-turns-anyone-into-a-furry-with-1836974428
The problem with wearable tech is cultural acceptance.
Furries don’t care. They already have exo-suits with embedded tech. Those suits aren’t paper-mache they’re $5,000 prototype military platforms.
Furries don’t care. They already have exo-suits with embedded tech. Those suits aren’t paper-mache they’re $5,000 prototype military platforms.
I’ve been sounding the alarm about this. Furries are developing the military exosuit technology of tomorrow. https://www.thedailybeast.com/how-a-cooling-vest-invented-by-a-furry-made-its-way-into-the-us-military
What you think the future looks like:
- Blade Runner
What the future actually looks like:
- Anthrocon, but all the time
- Blade Runner
What the future actually looks like:
- Anthrocon, but all the time
Look at how effectively the fur disrupts spiked infrared emissions of the undercoat. https://twitter.com/ascii211/status/1264259878236893191
