@gearstation I just learned of Pop Tart and her Jean fascination. In the name of science, I have questions that need to be answered...

How does Poptart feel about Jean jackets?

JORTS??

Does Poptart have a thing for Canadians and their Canadian tuxedos?

Have you ever considered putting jeans ON Poptart??

Do jeggings fool her??

Do you have to sleep in jeans for Poptart to snuggle with you?

Does he hate ripped jeans as is socially acceptable?

Can you hold her if you're not wearing jeans? Or do your non-jean state scare her off

Will she sit on jeans that aren't occupied by legs?

Does the colour and wash of the Jean matter?