it has been a night so guess what imma bout to do
MAN I miss when Nickelodeon used to do different logo animations for their movies

now its just

a drop onto the "i" of the regular logo and a fade in of "movies"
to heck with it, imma do a full-on livetweet
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'TIS THE LAD
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average result of injesting one too many ounces of seasoning salt in the work world
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your average movie critic would be like "WOW, THESE DATED NINTIES EFFECTS AMIRITE?" but lowkey, the 35mm quality to it makes it all the more wonderfully quirky

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i'd be talking his friggin great room decor except HOW DOES A MAN GET A BOX OF DOTS THAT BIG
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"ALLOW ME TO MAKE TEN JOKES CONFUSED ABOUT HOW THIS VERSATILE ACTOR MADE IT INTO THIS FAMILY FILM"
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holy CRAP Ed has a nice house

this is like a dream house, he must've been saving up his pay nice and tight omg
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Space Jam 2's lookin' fresh
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that 90s look đź‘Śđź‘Ś
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absolute fear just entered the room
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oh hi mr. sinbad
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omg i'm gonna have a BALL with reaction images with this one
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MAN, look at his rad Adidas™ sweater here
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realizing you might've done goofed with prepping for the weekend be like
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WELL THAT ESCALATED QUICKLY
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Mondo Burger: Home of the SlimSuit Uniforms
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[insert dictator joke about Mondo Burger]
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UIGVRENSJKNFVVDEASFDJ
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perfect representation of my one college year in marketing
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Dan realizing his "get outta jail free with successful shows" card is fading (2018)
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why did ppl rip on Abe Vigoda for being in a family movie again
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i feel like this is a good moodboard
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The '97 Patty Wagon; environmentally friendly with reusing the car from Wayne's World!
[i'm not joking]

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jesus christ me bucko, take a power nap or somethin'
you got enough bags under your eyes to carry groceries
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coming off of a movie that had Celebration for its huge party climax last night and going onto a movie that has Celebration doot doot-ed for a grand opening feels real weird man

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[insert dictator joke about Mondo Burger: Electric Boogaloo]
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this guy would even have Scrooge McDuck be like "lad, calm ye feckin' teats for Loch's sake"
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it tastes of buttered toast and gravy
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that rooftop scene omgggg
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ITS THE MEME FACE
I CAUGHT IT ON THE EXACT GODDAMN FRAME OMG
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this movie has the perfect kind of dumb humour
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also oh no this movie is makin' me crave Harvey's

its a beautiful thing
WHY THIS MOVIE THROWIN FEELS OUTTA THE BLUE
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bet y'all weren't expecting this out of a Nickelodeon Movie

[well maybe Fun Size but we dont talk about Fun Size]
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oh yeah, did i mention the blockbuster in the BG
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awww, the subplot between Dexter and Monique is cute!!!
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oh btw the spy ends up like this and i won't spoil how it happened

i was surprised how far they went with it tho
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hoooooly crud, they didn't spare Dex on the callout
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ngl, there's some stuff too big and too funny to put in here
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and you all worry about McDonalds burgers
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the fact that this guy looks like Logan Paul makes this 30x more unsurprisng
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what if this movie is actually about Good Burger going up against a time travelling Logan Paul who wants to dominate the burger industry after his inevitable collapse from the blanket of YouTube ad revenue
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oh btw he has them committed bc they know too much
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"So whose ass am I gonna have to bust a cap in first."
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SUMMON THE TRAILER/TV SPOT MUSIC
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KENAN LOOK OUT
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KEL LOOK OUT
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i cant believe our friends kenan and kel are dead
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god bless Abe Vigoda for reviving them with Ed's Sauce!
quite the macguffen, i'll admit
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screencaps don't do this bit justice
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Product Placement saves the day!
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I'M TRYING NOT TO LAUGH AT 2:44AM
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i'm lowkey curious how much it cost to build/wreck the Mondo Burger set
esp. since an interview with the crew said the budget Paramount gave them was basically "lunch money"

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[mwuah]
the karma here is delicious
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y'all talk about the "is it because I'm black?" bit, but no one brings this up
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man, i really regret letting review videos dictate my thoughts on things for so long
I didn't really watch All That growing up, and this was a fun movie!!

def. a good movie to watch on a day off
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lowkey almost makes me wish we got an actual iCarly movie ngl
could you imagine iGo to Japan with an actual feature budget
ANYWAYS this movie was fun
deffo recommend tho it can vary by taste I guess
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