TONY: She& #39;s a fuckin, a whatchamacallit, a transformah.
SILVIO: The transgendahs, Tone, they& #39;re very sensitive. Wid the pronouns an& #39; suchlike.
CHRISTOPHER: Transgendahs?
PAULIE: Ya know, the autobots. Optimus Prime.
TONY: I& #39;m gonna say dis once, and you say what you need ta say now, because we& #39;re not discussin dis again. AJ& #39;s goin by Allison now.
(Awkward silence)
TONY: Arright, let& #39;s hear it.
SILVIO: Da kids, it& #39;s somethin& #39; they do nowadays.
BOBBY: The binary, it& #39;s not fah everybody.
AJ: Fuck, dad, stop deadnaming me.
TONY: You wid da misgenderin an da deadnames. I& #39;ll give ya ass a deadname, you keep whinin like dis.
PUSSY: (reading from note cards) Tony, when I look atcha son, I see a beauddiful daughta.
TONY: Stay outta dis you fat fuck.
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