TONY: She's a fuckin, a whatchamacallit, a transformah.
SILVIO: The transgendahs, Tone, they're very sensitive. Wid the pronouns an' suchlike.
CHRISTOPHER: Transgendahs?
PAULIE: Ya know, the autobots. Optimus Prime.
TONY: I'm gonna say dis once, and you say what you need ta say now, because we're not discussin dis again. AJ's goin by Allison now.
(Awkward silence)
TONY: Arright, let's hear it.
SILVIO: Da kids, it's somethin' they do nowadays.
BOBBY: The binary, it's not fah everybody.
AJ: Fuck, dad, stop deadnaming me.
TONY: You wid da misgenderin an da deadnames. I'll give ya ass a deadname, you keep whinin like dis.
PUSSY: (reading from note cards) Tony, when I look atcha son, I see a beauddiful daughta.
TONY: Stay outta dis you fat fuck.
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