Greek mythology reactions, a thread:

Hades watching Tantalus struggle to reach the fruit above and the water below

Apollo when he found out Hermes had stolen some of his sacred cattle

Heracles when he realized Deianira had put centaur blood on the inside of his clothing

Kronos when he realized his children, "the gods", might one day overthrow him like the Titans did Ouranos

Hera when she found out that Heracles was ANOTHER child of Zeus

Prometheus when Zeus punished him for giving the gift of fire to humankind

Daedelus when Icarus flew his ass too damn close to the sun

When Hades was trying to lure Persephone down to the Underworld and get her away from Demeter

The Nemean Lion when Heracles showed up and wanted all the smoke

Artemis when Actaeon saw her bathing naked in the sacred spring

Zeus and Poseidon whenever they raped a mortal and the mortal got punished for it.

Perseus when he was told he had to go kill a Gorgon that could turn him to stone with a glance

The crowd when Arachne and Athena finished their weaving competition and they could hear Arachne whispering "I'm better than that bitch and she can't do anything about it."

Aphrodite when she met Ares (or anyone she fancied) for the first time

The other Olympians when Hera caught Zeus cheating for the millionth time

The Minotaur when Theseus came to kill him.

Hades when he realized Zeus and Poseidon had swindled him into ruling the Underworld while they ruled the sea and the sky

Ouranos when he couldn't hear Gaia and the kids (the Titans) whispering anymore

Narcissus when he discovered his reflection for the first time

Paris after Helen of Troy put that alpha level coitus on him for the first time

The Fates watching mortals and the gods do the dumbest shit all the time

King Priam after he found out Paris had started some shit with all the kingdoms of Greece

Hephaestus when he found out Aphrodite and Area were fucking in the secret gardens of Olympus

How Gaia was looking at Tartarus after she'd had Ouranos killed

Athena whenever she had to give Odysseus's simple ass a hint

Achilles when Paris shot him in the heel with an arrow

Odysseus and his crew when they realized they had to go through Scylla AND Charybdis

Hestia when the other Gods and goddesses keep running in and out of Olympus, causing the light bill to skyrocket

Humans and satyrs after Dionysus shows up to the party with wine and gets things poppin

Hectar after he killed Patroclus and realized Achilles would be at his front gate the next day

Apollo when he had to battle Python

Atalanta after she defeated King Peleus in a wrestling competition

The Trojans: By the gods, look! A giant wooden horse! Tis a blessing from Poseidon! Bring it in!

The Greeks:

Oedipus when he realized he'd murdered his father and married his mother

Hectar when he discovered Paris had taken Helen

When Zeus realized that King Lykaon was trying to feed him the flesh of a mortal.

Persephone when she's in the Underworld and pretending like she's enjoying having dinner with Hades

Calypso every time a hero had to leave Ogygia

The other Gods when Aphrodite told them she was born from the hacked phallus of Ouranos:

Hades looking at the rest of the gods living on Olympus while he's stuck in the Underworld

Eros when he told his wife not to look upon his face but her nosey ass did it anyway

Odysseus when he came back to Ithaca after 20 years of fucking other women but his wife had stayed faithful

Heracles when he had to fight the Hydra and cut off its heads

Zeus when Hephaestus was born and he found out Hera had a child without his seed

Zeus when he was trying to charm Hera, his sister, into being his wife

Hermes having to be the messenger of the gods and manage the group chat for all the divine entities

Romulus and Remus founding Rome

Polyphemus after Odysseus blinded him and all he could yell was "Nobody has blinded me!!"

Hera when she found out that Zeus had a baby with another woman and named the child "Heracles" in her honor

Literally everyone else: Why don't you take your anger out on Zeus instead of the innocent people he cheats on you with?

Hera:

When Zeus tossed Hephaestus down Mount Olympus as a baby:

Aphrodite throwing shade at the jealousy of the other goddesses