"biggest load of bullshit".
now let’s talk about the contract theory. everyone says that louis and harry have a contract with modest managment that keeps them inside the closet.
every contract as to be written according to the law, right? right.
in the united kingdom exists something that is called “the equality act". this law states that you can't descriminate anyone regarding to their sexuality and that you can't make contracts where sexuality is an issue.
basically, you can’t talk about that at all, these law protects you from that. so, modest could never obligate louis and harry to sign a contract that estipulates that they can't date.
a contract like that would be illegal and louis and harry could break it anytime because the contract is not valid
regarding to the united kingdom law. the contract would NOT be valid at all.
don't you forget that modest is a big company and that are entities that control their papers. this law also protect family members and people close to the person in question.
in other words, their family would NOT be obligate to lie. actually, if modest tried to make louis and harry signed a contract like that, his family could rat them out. do you really believe that jay wouldn't protect is son? and anne? really?
also, harry was under age when they signed the contracts for one direction, his mom would never allow some rule like that.
the contract theory has many more flaws however I think this one is enough to understand that the situation would be impossible.
if louis and harry are hiding something that's their own choice since day one. maybe someone advised them to do it but nobody can force them to actually hid something. so, if they are an hidden couple, a contract is NOT the reason.
“but louis and harry are scared, that’s why they don’t admit the relationship!” then why do they keep dropping all of these called ”hints” if they are scared?
it’s not a perfect world for gay people, in some countries they can be murdered, it’s awfull, I know that. but I don’t think that louis and harry would be hiding a relationship for 7/8 years, that would be too much.
another “picture” that is very used.
“they were holding hands”. nope, liam payne has something to say about that.
“they are kissing”. no, they aren’t. just look at their feet in the second picture. harry’s in front and louis is more towards the back. and then harry walks and someone takes a picture and then crop it. just that.
and now let’s talk about the wedding theory.
it's pretty easy to understand that the larry wedding never happened. like never. let’s start.
first, and something that throwns the whole theory under the bus, louis and harry were in australia in the 28th of setember of 2013. at the date gay marriage was, unfortunately, against the autralian’ law. one plus one equals two!
one direction had a concert on the 28th and here’s a photo of zarry backstage.
the second proof that larries point out is that ed sheeran tweeted that his best friend was getting married. well, everybody thought that his best friend was harry but that wasn't true at all.
his best friend that was getting married was a friend from school and ed even perfomed at his wedding.
another one is anne's tweet when she says "good decision louis" on the 29th. everybody said that the louis she was talking about was the tomlinson one but that, once again, happened to be a lie.
she was talking about louis walsh, the former x factor judge, because she was seeing the tv show and agreed with something that he decided. she later tweeted this, clearly upset because of all the lies aroud her son.
everybody uses these photos of louis to say that he was getting married. however, these photos are from the nrj music awards and look who's there: eleanor, his girlfriend. you can see in the last pic that louis and zayn are wearing the same outfits than the previous ones.
the 28 tattoo. well, the 28 represents louis’ jersey on doncaster. that's it and that's all. and the number was revelead way before that date.
that’s it. the wedding never happened it’s just another illusion.
another common lie is about the song they don’t know about us. they say that harry and louis wrote it and that the song is about them. it’s not. none of them wrote the song. all music and bmi are the biggest websites when you can register a song. it’s not their song.
they use this video to say that louis sang “I can’t compete with MY boyfriend”. as you can see, it’s a low quality video and the sound is very poor.
in another video from the same show you can hear way better what louis sings. and he doesn’t sing that.
he clearly sings YOUR and not MY. fake news again.
they claim that the person in the first picture is harry in high school. however compare it to the others from the same time, that’s not him. also, it’s awful that they use affection between to people to decide someone’s sexuality. it’s not how it works.
oh, the matching tattoos! before starting, let’s have something really clear in our minds: the matching tattoos theory is just a theory, not a fact. nobody knows their true meaning, but everybody can speculate.
let’s start with an example: the half of heart tattoo. harry has an half of heart tattoo but louis doesn’t: that’s only hair chest guys. garry has a matching tattoo with nathan followill, a member of kings of leon, more specifically their drummer.
so, if harry and nathan have matching tattoos, does that mean that they’re a couple? you use that to confirm larry, is it the same logical thinking for these two? no, I know it isn’t
first of all, you need to understand that matching tattoos aren’t only for lovers but also for friends. zouis is not dating and they have matching tattoos - they said it, we don't need to speculate here.
the boys have a bunch of matching tattoos, they’re literally too many to count. I’m not saying that larry doesn’t have matching tattoos, but why are that ones romantic and the others aren’t? because I can’t spot the difference.
we don't know if any of them is matching and we shouldn't guess. they can match other things or even none. it must be very uncomfortable to have a bunch of strangers stating that your tattoos have that meaning. a tattoo can match with a lot of different things.
now let’s talk about some of the tattoos that larries claim that are larry related. let’s start with “oops and hi”. louis has already revealed the meaning of his “oops!” tattoo.
basically, he said that many of his tattoos don’t have a proper meaning and that he only did the “oops!” tattoo because he didn’t appreciated another one that he has. end of story.
yes, I know that you don’t like to believe in louis’ words, but I do. so that’s enough for me. the whole theory about the meeting in the bathroom, the tweets and the tattoos is only that: a theory.
let’s talk now about the compass and the ship. harry and louis both got these nautical themed tattoos within 24 hours. it’s true! but… zayn also got a nautical themed tattoo within this same 24 hours!
are they all dating?
also, the tattoo artist that did harry’s tattoo explained that he wanted an english ship because he was homesick. “oh, but the compass means home!” harry was missing louis when louis was there with him? What?
now let’s focus on the anchor and the rope and I’m going to let julian, a composer and friend of the boys, to explain this one. basically, an anchor need chains, not a rope.
to finish let’s focus on the “it is what it is” and butterfly tattoos. larries claim that the tattoo artist who inked both of these tattoos had a sketch of the two tattoos together.
yes, he had. however, the second picture shows several designs for different tattoos. larries chose to crop the others to reflect their fantasy. also, harry said that he got that tattoo for the eb awareness day.
in my opinion, you know how a couple’s matching tattoo looks like? I’m going to show you.
many use this episode to state that harry was singing little things looking at louis. it looks like he is, but wait for the next tweet.
well, they cropped liam out because harry was singing towards him and you can see that in this video. they’re singing looking at each other and louis is only in the middle of them. nothing more.
the first picture is often used to say that harry was give louis a piggy back ride. however, if you look closer you can see that it’s not them.
“oh, they’re laughing because of the balloon, they think that “I ship bullshit” is funny!”
they’re laughing until louis see what is written on the balloon. and then look at his face.
louis is not at harry’s ou larry’s house, as they say. that picture was taken in louis’ house in california. it's only louis' house, you can check it on google.
again, another lie about the houses. that house never belonged to harry, it’s louis’ house.
now let's talk about one of my "favourite" theories. personally, I just think this one is very funny and non sense. what am I talking about? there’s a theory that louis auditioned his next girlfriend after briana.
some larries claim that louis and his team did auditions to find the perfect beard for him because briana wasn't good enough. I’m going to explain how they say that this supposedly audition – which danielle campbell won – went down.
on november of 2015 louis went to the cities of vancouver and atlanta. before that he followed danielle campbell and alycia debnam-carey on social media.
they claim that he went to vancouver and then to atlanta one or two days later. so, they claim louis went to vancouver, where fear the walking dead was being filmed, to audition alycia and then he went to atlanta, where the originals was being filmed, to audition danielle.
and then danielle campbell won and became louis' girlfriend on the following weeks. she won the beard contest, congrats dani!
now let’s discuss the flaws on this theory. first, fear the walking dead was not filming in november of 2015.
the first season of the show was aired from august to october and was filmed in vancouver. however, the second season started filming only in december and they were allocated in mexico.
so it was impossible for louis to visit alycia in vancouver on november: she wasn’t there at all.
the whole idea of louis auditioning girlfriends is based only on him following two different actresses on twitter and nothing more. just that.
maybe he already knew danielle and went to atlanta to see her, but he only followed alycia because she was part of the show he loved – and he stated that many times! to conclude, none of the actresses needed promo from dating louis. that’s stupid.
THE BEARS!
first let me just start by saying that it's unbelievable that one of larry's biggest proofs is based on two stuffed animals. it's insane. I’m going to do this very quickly because I believe this one is the stupidest of all theories.
the bears were controlled and owned by mark littlewood, former foh sound engineer for one direction. look at the picture. who’s there? RBB! you can watch the video if you want to, but you can clearly see that mark owns the RBB.
here's the full video if you want to check it.
another proof is that mark lives in chorley, a town in lancashire - where RBB went to apply for a job after the one direction final tour ended!
people claim that the aimh tweet happened the day elounor started dating. however, like the other things presented on this thread, that’s a lie.
louis tweeted aimh on october 2nd. elounor was seen for the first time on september 15th, at niall’s birthday party.
there’s a video where liam reads out the sign “my first real crush was louis tomlinson” and then he says “5 years and still going strong”.
everyone thinks he is saying it in reply to that sign but he isn’t, he is saying it in reply to the sign behind that says “happy 5th birthday” because the concert was one day after the band’s anniversary.
“larry were crying because they can’t be together”.
the person who filmed the video explained. end of story.
some people claim that larry were kissing on the first picture but liam and another person are in the middle of them.
many use this to claim that larry were kissing backstage...
this is the reality: liam and zayn.
elounor photoshoped pictures!
they claim this elounor's photo is photoshop.
first of all, you can literally see the reflection of louis and eleanor in the window behind them. there is a lady taking the photo of them, then look to the left of her. you can see the back of louis’ head and the print of his shirt.
second, there's more pictures of louis there and look: jay and dan are also there. great photoshop skills modest.
check this guys. https://twitter.com/alwaysyoulouiis/status/1050059778733555713
"that's so sweet, look how they touch each others hands."
lilo paynlinson for the win.
they claim that is louis grabbing harry but it's clear that it's liam. liam, stop ruining larry moments!
look, louis spooning with harry... wait for it.
liam can you like stop? you're ruining it!
sorry babes, we need to talk about the tattoos again because I forgot about one.
some larries claim that 17 black is a london restaurant where harry and louis had their first date and that’s why louis has a stag tattoo and harry has a 17 tattoo.
this theory is a complete lie. they claim that the stag is the logo of the restaurant but it’s actually the logo of an hotel in CANADA. it’s not even in london! once again they fabricated proofs.
harry winked at louis and his real name is niall.
larry is so cute...
... c'mon zayn!
louis and harry kissing?
harry changed a lot over the years, I'm shook.
I saw this gif so many times and people claim that it's louis and harry.
but it's actually zarry.
so, this next bit it’s not about a lie but I think that is an important story.
as fans we feel that we need to watch over louis, harry and their beloved ones. I believe this story can show people how some obsessed larries work and why we need to fight back and expose their lies.
while I was doing research I found these story on “the larrative”, a tumblr about some messed up things that larries do. the next words belong to the owner of that tumblr (reactions are mine okay).
this story is about the "receipt blog".
"when freddie was born there was a freak out in camp larrie, so some of the big larries got together and created a blog called larry stylinson receipts."
"this blog was a place where people could send in anonymous stories claiming to be witnesses about various larrie things to prove larry was real and reassure their followers."
"it was mainly anon stories about louis feeding harry food in restaurants."
"some of the big larries tried to post “big” things they’d been sitting on for years - one of which was supposed to be a photo of louis on harry’s motorbike with his helmet and shirt, except when they posted this photo it was very clearly not louis at all."
"the big larries behind this were intent to go all the way to get proof. some of them who were in la stalked both louis and harry while there. actually, some of them went to la on purpose only to stalk them."
"they found out that when harry was in la he would spend almost all his time at jeff azoff’s house and never anywhere where louis was or in any supposed secret larrie love nest."
"others stalked louis and saw him consistently going to calabasas after freddie was born, where briana and freddie were living."
"even knowing this these larries then proceeded to “hack” or somehow sneak their way into the facebooks of oli and one of his other friends to find clues larrie was real."
"instead they found a conversation on their walls from months back about freddie and briana, proving freddie was real and that this was a real thing in their lives."
"in all this incredibly horrible invasive stalking and “hacking” they found nothing that indicated even on a small scale that louis and harry were together. NOTHING."
"these big larries finally accepted that freddie was real and this wasn’t a scam on this basis and because of that what had happened leaked out into the fandom."
"so the other big larries freaked out about them, started “exposing” them on their blogs, started referring to them as antis and claimed they’d never really been larries to begin with because they just wanted to fuck louis/harry etc."
"These former big larries shut down their receipts blog and some of them deleted their own blogs. before they did so they called out the other big larries for being a group of bullies, and urged their followers to never believe anything they ever say because they know nothing."
first, this story is scary as f*ck. they literally followed harry and louis on daily basis and they saw their friends and their family. imagen if they tried to do something to them, that's very dangerous. this is an obsessive and crazy behaviour.
second, the tried to make up lies when they didn't found anything. that only shows us that they can reach different levels of obsession to prove their points and that we NEED to point out their lies. we can't shut up when we see them lying about them!
at last, when they gave up and admitted the truth, others larries bullied them to dissapear and tried to cover up their information. THAT'S SICK! these kind of larries are dangerous and we have the right to expose their lies and manipulative behaviour.
this thread is to expose these awful liars and to bring peace to some people in this fandom that are always being attacked with fake proofs. I know that not all larry shippers are the same - thank god - but some really deserve some actions.
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shit larries say
1arry isn’t real
the larrative
elounorsvoice
larry debunks
too bad for the facts
larry is not reals
total larry debunk
some people believe that larry is kissing in this video. they believe louis in the one with the white shirt.
they say it's louis because he was wearing this hoodie in the same day. first, they guy in the video has zero tattoos and he's not wearing a hoodie. he's taller and has a bigger hair and louis didn't at the time. another lie.
how, so cute don't you think? wait for it...
actually louis was talking about eleanor, his girlfriend.
they say it was louis at dunkirk's set... but it wasn't.
they say it was louis at dunkirk's set... but it wasn't - part 2.
the guys is in the second picture wearing grey clothes and worked on set. also, louis has a tattoo on his leg and you can't see that anywhere.
remember when larries were saying that louis took eleanor to a gay bar on her birthday and then the restaurant's employee called her liars? it was a mexican place, but they make jokes about it until today. they state a lie as a fact.
the advocacy to support a couple that doesn't exist as a way of supporting the lgbt community it's just a way to hate their girlfriends - and that's homophobia. this one was based on this video and you should definitely check it because it's great:
basically, the truth it's one. "larry isn't a harmless little ship like larries say it is. outside of the misogynist language they employ against harry and louis's girlfriends, they're also detrimental to the movement for LGBT equality”
let’s move on... y’all remember that photo that larries CUT to say that Liam was dressed as eleanor? well, guess why they cut the photo... liam is omnipresent now 🤷🏻‍♀️
moving on... sweet creature. the song it’s not about louis and harry denied it. he also said that isn’t about anything romantic so that also doesn’t fit their narrative? the song it’s actually, apparently, about gemma, harry’s sister.
but OF COURSE all the songs they write are about each other. y’all say that a song about a perfect relationship it’s about larry. a song about a break up it’s about larry even thought you say that a song about a couple that never broke up it’s also about larry. insanity.
the amsterdam theory. this must be the dumbass thing you ever created to try to prove always you isn’t about eleanor when louis said MULTIPLE TIMES that it is.
y’all say: but louis went with eleanor to amsterdam, honey! yes, but he also went to amsterdam during the time they were broken up and the song it’s about that period. he used to go there with her and when he was there without her, he felt that way. it’s that hard to understand?
then they got back together and went to amsterdam together and you use that trip to say that the song can’t be about eleanor. I know that being brainwashed makes you loose some brain cells but this is basic logics.
continuing on the flow of louis’ songs, all of one direction lived on princess park and louis met eleanor while living there. I’m not going to say anything else because I know you can’t accept it but these are the facts.
anthony recenello. they begged them for a video, he did, they didn’t enjoy the result, they proceeded to insult him and then they tried to blame it on antis. btw antis it’s a not a good term bc we are the ones that support the real louis and harry. y’all are the antis.
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