my housemates and I have been haunting each other with this shrek figurine...
Update:
SOMEONE PUT HIM IN MY BED
We’ve lost shrek...
FUCKKkkK
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IM SCARED TO PLUG IT INTO MY LAPTOP
IM SCREAMING THIS WAS WHATS ON THE USB I RGNIUEKSGR
This evening I was attacked.
Considering I’ve been exposed: I can now show my creation https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🙄" title="Gesicht mit rollenden Augen" aria-label="Emoji: Gesicht mit rollenden Augen"> @sploopst
Shrek has gone and I need help tracking him, pls help translate
It translates to: ‘the war has not ended’ I think I need a restraining order.
IMITATION IS THE BEST FORM OF FLATTERY ANDREW
I AM TERRIFIED
I knew the attack was coming, I just wasn’t prepared.

One Emily was harmed during this video.
Erm...so we may be expecting a visit from our land lord
Istg
IVE LITERALLY BEEN GONE A DAY
WTF IS MY FLATMATE DOING WHILST IM AWAY https://twitter.com/sploopst/status/1058479986775072769?s=21">https://twitter.com/sploopst/...
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